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Joe Claims Lumber Company Offered Him His First Job


While in Idaho for some reason (possibly to show America that he is not an animatronic), Joe Biden, Hero of Terrorist Networks, made it known that his first job offer came from Boise Cascade, for decades a major lumber company supplying lumber for construction throughout the United States. The company responded, however, that it has no record of that being true. This was, no doubt before Mr. Biden made a living traversing the country driving 18-wheel big rigs. Breaker, breaker…hey America-good buddy: Insist on the cognitive test now before more people get hurt and killed.