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The internet has a way of leading you from serious subjects to frivolous subjects and back again. While researching Texas gun laws, I stumbled across this little gem:  No person in Texas may shoot a buffalo from a second story window.  Preview Open

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Gun-huggers already vote Republican. Brandishing an M16 shows you don’t know how to appeal to moderates. The height-extending headwear might help the Jindals of this world; for a lanky hick like you, not so much. Preview Open

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FredösphereJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member
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(Let’s not get too picky about syntax, okay? For example, in my prototype, assume all variables are globals defined . . . somewhere else.) void SoHappyTogether() { for (all = 0; all == myLife; all++) { i != SeeLovingNobodyButYou (me); } } main () { Imagine (me + you); do { i = ThinkAboutYou (day […]

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