Tag: Greenland

Recommended by Ricochet Members Created with Sketch. Breaking: Trump in Greenland

 

AP BREAKING NEWS (Nuuk, Greenland): President Trump apparently made an unexpected stop on his way to the G7 Summit. “I just want to look around and get a feel for the place. Meet some of the locals,” the President told reporters as he quickly deplaned Air Force One.

When asked whether the unscheduled visit might upset the Danish government and in particular the Danish Prime Minister, the President turned to reporters and appeared to blow a raspberry while placing his thumbs in his ears and wiggling his fingers. He then left briskly in the Presidential limousine followed by a phalanx of several black SUVs with Secret Service personnel. Pool reporters were left at the airport to avail themselves of the snacks in the Nuuk International Airport vending machines while the president engaged in his fact-finding tour.

Contributor Post Created with Sketch. The Art of the Deal: Greenland Edition

 

Greenland in 10 years?
Donald Trump is eyeing the deal of the century. According to the Wall Street Journal, the President is interested in America purchasing the world’s largest island: Greenland.

The idea of the U.S. purchasing Greenland has captured the former real-estate developer’s imagination, according to people familiar with the discussions, who said Mr. Trump has, with varying degrees of seriousness, repeatedly expressed interest in buying the ice-covered autonomous Danish territory between the North Atlantic and Arctic oceans.