Tag: Doggerel

Recommended by Ricochet Members Created with Sketch. Group Writing: Belated, With Apologies, Doggerel, and Reflections on King Canute

 

Knut der Große cropped.jpgI promised I’d write this post much soonier,
But my life took a turn for the loonier,
I couldn’t quite get my thoughts together,
Got busy, and wasn’t helped by the weather
(Hot and parched)
But now, it’s cooler, and it rained, so hopefully you won’t think I’m just a cartoon feature.

I swear, some Google search result gave “cartoon feature” as a “near rhyme” for “loonier.” Wow. Google: Doggerel Generator Extraordinaire. Among other things.

What I originally planned to do, somewhere back in the first week of July, was write a post about one of my favorite Ancient Brit kings, Canute. I was going to quote William Thackeray, author of Vanity Fair (the novel, not the magazine), and his poem, which starts like this:

Recommended by Ricochet Members Created with Sketch. Doggerel: Tools in the Toolbox

 

Colonel Brown, in formulating the Group Writing topic for this month, suggested various spurs for approaching the topic, including: “Tell us about your favorite or least favorite form of verse.” Poetic verse forms are tools. Every tool has its strengths and weaknesses. For instance, one can pound on things with a wrench, but it is better for turning nuts or bolts. One can also loosen a nut with a hammer, after a fashion, but the hammer is better as a tool to pound on things, such as nails. Poetic forms each have their uses, their strengths, and their weaknesses.

A haiku might be good for conveying an image, especially laden with a double or triple entendre or strong contrast. But it isn’t usually that good for conveying a long story. Sonnets are also great for contrasts, since a proper sonnet has a pivot or turn of thought. But being longer, it might have several images or even convey much more movement of thought and detail than a haiku could. As we look at the verse forms as tools, it is certainly possible for someone to say, “I like this one best.” But the question always lingers, “Best for what purpose?”

Recommended by Ricochet Members Created with Sketch. Group Writing: Who’s a Good Doggerel?

 

If you hate poetry — and who doesn’t? — relax, you won’t find a trace of it here. This
post is reserved for poetry’s little brother, doggerel, verse for the common man.

To Bob the Dog: Three Areas Where You Fall Short of Perfection

Introduction

Contributor Post Created with Sketch. Thanksgiving for Small Children

 

We have one. We’re thankful he’s adorable. He should be thankful he’s adorable, too: