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Tonight the various contenders wishing to become president of the United States will get their first real test in the Iowa caucuses. The caucus (meaning “a gathering of Caucasians”) process involves Iowans grouping together to publicly debate which candidates have spent the most money in the state.

Following these impassioned discussions (frequently peppered with expletives like “gosh durn it!” and “hold on thar!”) the Republicans cast traditional secret ballots for their candidates, while the Democrats wave their hands in the air, shout, steal supporters from other groups, and eventually come to agreement via arm wrestling.

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In what is likely a desperate and purely political attempt to make Hillary Clinton look like she wasn’t the nation’s worst-ever Secretary of State, John “You Rang?” Kerry has just come out with the least encouraging pronouncement imaginable about the throat-cutting, suicide-bombing, allegedly non-Islamic murderers of ISIS, ISIL, Daesh, or whatever the heck other name […]

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Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is attempting to elbow Dr. Ben Carson aside in brain expertise, claiming that if she’s elected she’ll eradicate Alzheimer’s disease by 2025. It’s a cause close to the former first lady’s heart, as both she and her husband have repeatedly suffered the devastating effects of memory loss when giving […]

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The long, long wait is nearly over. Yes, we’re talking about the next Democratic presidential debate which has been curiously scheduled for Saturday night. What’s curious about that? Well, it’s the last Saturday before Christmas, so presumably most people who aren’t complete social pariahs will be at parties instead of huddling around the TV. And […]

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Following criticism of his seeming insensitivity to the largest terror attack on U.S. soil since 9/11, Barack Obama is reluctantly making a brief pit stop in San Bernardino to express scripted condolences before continuing his flight to a 5-star multi-million dollar vacation in Hawaii. Based on his previous comments about the slaughter, we expect him […]

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By wild coincidence, the president timed his ISIS speech in such a way that it would push another interesting story out of the news: accused deserter Bowe Bergdahl is now officially facing court martial and a possible life sentence behind bars. As you will recall (unless you happen to be a Democrat or a member […]

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On Monday, Barack Obama gave a “powerful rebuke” to ISIS terrorists by telling them that it’s pretty much too late for them to do us in because western civilization is already doomed. And, unsurprisingly, it’s largely the fault of stinking, greedy, energy-guzzling Americans like you. Specifically, the Prophet Obama spake thusly: “I’ve come here personally, […]

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As we reflect on Thanksgiving 2015, it strikes us that one of the defining qualities of the liberal left is that they demand everything but are thankful for nothing. We suppose it’s hard for them to count their blessings when they’re more consumed with covetous envy of others. And it’s seemingly impossible for them to […]

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In the face of increased terror activity in Europe and threatened terror activity domestically, Barack Obama has cinched up his big boy pants and made his strongest rhetorical attack to date…on Republicans. “Apparently, they’re scared of widows and orphans coming into the United States of America,” the president said of concerns about terrorists hiding among […]

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Despite the carnage of the terrorist massacres in Paris, Barack Obama is continuing to treat the war on terror as a game. A game which combines “Where’s Waldo?” and Russian roulette. Specifically, the president is doubling down on his desire to bring large numbers of Syrian refugees into the United States as quickly as possible, […]

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Will the CBS Eye be closed to this obvious and vitally important question? Late on Friday the 13th, nightmarish terror struck the city of Paris – reminding us all, as if we needed reminders, that in the modern world no place is safe from the insanity of Islamic radicalism. Ironies abound; earlier in the day […]

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Although students are demanding that campuses become a “safe space” where they’ll never hear things they don’t like, we’re guessing if they get their way they’ll soon find it to be a very confining and uncomfortable space. Case in point: at one “safe space” rally in California, an Asian student said she’d been racially harassed […]

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Monday’s meeting between Barack Obama and Bibi Netanyahu reminded us of the old joke about the tragedy associated with a performance of “Our American Cousin” at Ford’s Theater: “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?” Because that was the same kind of wildly dismissive, “ignoring the elephant in the room” remark that B. […]

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Following racial protests which forced the resignation of Missouri University President Tim Wolfe and Chancellor R. Bowen Loftin, both of whom were just dripping with evil, irredeemable white privilege, the University Police are taking bold steps to restore order, get the black members of the football team to suit up again (really), and save the […]

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The federal Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) has somehow managed to find time and surplus budget to fight a new battle along with their old standbys of preventing criminal background checks, preventing verification of American citizenship, striking down job-related competency testing, or disciplining any employee who isn’t a straight white male. Specifically, the EEOC is […]

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As if the people in Roseburg, Oregon haven’t suffered enough, Barack Obama and the Westboro Baptist Church both plan to descend on the community to push their personal political agendas. The people of Roseburg aren’t happy about the president coming because of his seeming inability to tell the difference between a coffin and a soapbox. […]

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