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A Sunday Ditty
Supporters of candidate Hillary
Have rolled out their biggest artillery.
They’ll use LexisNexis
To learn who writes “sexist;”
Reporters who soon will be pilloried.
There once was a Senator Warren,
Who’s oration language was foreign.
She spoke Cherokee,
And a little Hopi,
But both left her listeners snorin’.
Like, both of you.
Upon further considerin’
Hillary seems not to be Twitterin’
She’s mum as can be,
‘Bout betrayed Israelis
And Obama’s Iranian fritterin’
Great; except for the fact that it’s frightening in its accuracy!
Yours isn’t bad either, Stad. :-)
Maybe the last line should have been:
“That left both her listeners snorin’.”
I’ll try again:
There once was a Reid who was Harry,
Barack’s water he often would carry.
An elastic band broke,
Then hit the old bloke,
And he fell . . . smelling of sherry.
By the way, this one is called a “Slimerick”, pronounced with a long “i” . . .
Pat! Look what you’ve started. Shakespeare is rolling over in . . . . . (hysteria:)
Hillary’s emails went missing.
To this act, her campaign brooks no dissing.
So no records of Benghazi,
lest saved by the Stasi,
Will lead to anyone’s dismissing.
Dunno if this is a limerick, but it’s a good referesher:
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. There is more total sense of humor here on Ricochet than anywhere else in the known universe!
Okay, getting ready to make a NON-SPOUSAL APPROVED post under another heading.
There once was a crone named Hillary
Who Gowdy was ready to pillory
She represents the past
But oh does she last
With polarizing, calculating trickery
Yes! Bravo!
….and when she was Secretary of State,
She had way too much on her plate,
When problems came at her
She shrugged “What does it matter?”‘
And left those poor boys to their fate.
@Richard. Yours is an unfortunately fine limerick. I can’t “Like” it . . . but it surely has poetic impact.
This is whole thread is terribly, horribly sexist. I’ve worked on a sensitive poem for 21st Century America.
Hillary Clinton is so very darn great,
For her presidency we can no longer wait,
Her accomplishments so vary,
Perhaps outshining Kerry,
Saying bad about her amounts to hate.
I’m sure we can all learn, in time, not to hate women as many of you obviously do.
We do NOT hate women, we don’t even hate Hillery. We simply despise the kind of person she is, and her many crimes against humanity. Plus all of Bill’s victims she destroyed, we despise her for that as well. Then don’t forget the 12 year old victim of rape, that she laughed about getting the rapist off the hook. Since I’m not a Christian, I don’t even have to contemplate forgiving her.
I want to like this 100 times.
Sexist? Any supporter of Hillary’s who brings up sexism should have Bill Clinton and his abuse of women thrown in their faces.
Liberation has empowered all women,
Including Ms. Hillary Clinton,
But speak of her ill,
And you’ll regret it until
You admit, “I’m a threat to her and the nation.”
These should made into a youtube mashup.
Four lives did the terrorists take
In Benghazi, for Hillary’s sake!
When asked to explain,
She was heard to exclaim
What diff’rence at this point does it make?
Four Yanks in Benghazi were killed
By terrorists, all highly skilled.
Did Sec of State know?
Issa asked her, but lo–
‘Twas the video, Hillary trilled.
Oh, what my buddy Bob could do on a thread like this.
Hill’ry Clinton Took an Axe
Gave her email 40 whacks
When we’d seen what she had done
Gave her hard drive 41
Thanks Pat for opening up this line of
attackhumorous creative exploration. A little late to the party here so I hope no one minds if I change the object of affection and pile on. Here’s a six-pack for my buddy Barack. (Sorry about the formatting. Not the way it was planned.)There once was a man named Barack
Quite adept at malicious attack
But that’s about all
He brought to the ball
At all else he was simply a hack
The 44th man at the head
Was uniquely endowed with street cred
But the chance he was offered
Was cynically squandered
On race he went backward instead
There once was a man named Barack
Quite adept at deceiving the pack
But those who would notice
The lies of the POTUS
Only did so because he was black
The mission of Mr. Obama
Is to so inundate us with drama
That the tools of the state
Cannot compensate
With a period or even a comma
The election results are all in
But Obama has thrust out his chin
He’ll never be chastened
In fact he has hastened
His lawlessness to our chagrin
The Mullahs have measured Barack
And found there’s no bone in his back
He’ll help them go fissile
And upgrade a missile
With which they will someday attack
I so do like all you talented people! Please do keep it up.