A Sunday Ditty

 

Supporters of candidate Hillary
Have rolled out their biggest artillery.
They’ll use LexisNexis
To learn who writes “sexist;”
Reporters who soon will be pilloried.

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  1. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    There once was a Senator Warren,

    Who’s oration language was foreign.

    She spoke Cherokee,

    And a little Hopi,

    But both left her listeners snorin’.

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  2. Kay of MT Inactive
    Kay of MT
    @KayofMT

    Like, both of you.

    • #2
  3. Gleeful Warrior Inactive
    Gleeful Warrior
    @GleefulWarrior

    Upon further considerin’

    Hillary seems not to be Twitterin’

    She’s mum as can be,

    ‘Bout betrayed Israelis

    And Obama’s Iranian fritterin’

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  4. user_353507 Member
    user_353507
    @RonSelander

    Great; except for the fact that it’s frightening  in its accuracy!

    Yours isn’t bad either, Stad.  :-)

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  5. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    Ron Selander:Great; except for the fact that it’s frightening in its accuracy!

    Yours isn’t bad either, Stad. :-)

    Maybe the last line should have been:

    “That left both her listeners snorin’.”

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  6. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    I’ll try again:

    There once was a Reid who was Harry,

    Barack’s water he often would carry.

    An elastic band broke,

    Then hit the old bloke,

    And he fell . . . smelling of sherry.

    By the way, this one is called a “Slimerick”, pronounced with a long “i” . . .

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  7. Trink Coolidge
    Trink
    @Trink

    Pat!  Look what you’ve started.   Shakespeare is rolling over in  . . . . .  (hysteria:)

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  8. skipsul Inactive
    skipsul
    @skipsul

    Hillary’s emails went missing.

    To this act, her campaign brooks no dissing.

    So no records of Benghazi,

    lest saved by the Stasi,

    Will lead to anyone’s dismissing.

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  9. Ricochet Contributor
    Ricochet
    @TitusTechera

    Dunno if this is a limerick, but it’s a good referesher:

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  10. RushBabe49 Thatcher
    RushBabe49
    @RushBabe49

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.  There is more total sense of humor here on Ricochet than anywhere else in the known universe!

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  11. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    Okay, getting ready to make a NON-SPOUSAL APPROVED post under another heading.

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  12. A42NT1 Member
    A42NT1
    @

    There once was a crone named Hillary

    Who Gowdy was ready to pillory

    She represents the past

    But oh does she last

    With polarizing, calculating trickery

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  13. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    A42NT1:There once was a crone named Hillary

    Who Gowdy was ready to pillory

    She represents the past

    But oh does she last

    With polarizing, calculating trickery

    Yes!  Bravo!

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  14. Richard O'Shea Coolidge
    Richard O'Shea
    @RichardOShea

    ….and when she was Secretary of State,

    She had way too much on her plate,

    When problems came at her

    She shrugged “What does it matter?”‘

    And left those poor boys to their fate.

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  15. Trink Coolidge
    Trink
    @Trink

    @Richard.   Yours is an unfortunately fine limerick.  I can’t “Like” it . . . but it surely has poetic impact.

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  16. Ricochet Member
    Ricochet
    @EustaceCScrubb

    This is whole thread is terribly, horribly sexist. I’ve worked on a sensitive poem for 21st Century America.

    Hillary Clinton is so very darn great,

    For her presidency we can no longer wait,

    Her accomplishments so vary,

    Perhaps outshining Kerry,

    Saying bad about her amounts to hate.

    I’m sure we can all learn, in time, not to hate women as many of you obviously do.

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  17. Kay of MT Inactive
    Kay of MT
    @KayofMT

    We do NOT hate women, we don’t even hate Hillery. We simply despise the kind of person she is, and her many crimes against humanity. Plus all of Bill’s victims she destroyed, we despise her for that as well. Then don’t forget the 12 year old victim of rape, that she laughed about getting the rapist off the hook. Since I’m not a Christian, I don’t even have to contemplate forgiving her.

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  18. PsychLynne Inactive
    PsychLynne
    @PsychLynne

    Eustace C. Scrubb:This is whole thread is terribly, horribly sexist. I’ve worked on a sensitive poem for 21st Century America.

    Hillary Clinton is so very darn great,

    For her presidency we can no longer wait,

    Her accomplishments so vary,

    Perhaps outshining Kerry,

    Saying bad about her amounts to hate.

    I’m sure we can all learn, in time, not to hate women as many of you obviously do.

    I want to like this 100 times.

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  19. Ricochet Coolidge
    Ricochet
    @Manny

    Sexist?  Any supporter of Hillary’s who brings up sexism should have Bill Clinton and his abuse of women thrown in their faces.

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  20. tabula rasa Inactive
    tabula rasa
    @tabularasa

    Liberation has empowered all women,

    Including Ms. Hillary Clinton,

    But speak of her ill,

    And you’ll regret it until

    You admit, “I’m a threat to her and the nation.” 

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  21. J Flei Inactive
    J Flei
    @Solon

    These should made into a youtube mashup.

    • #21
  22. Ricochet Member
    Ricochet
    @LibertyDefender

    Four lives did the terrorists take
    In Benghazi, for Hillary’s sake!
    When asked to explain,
    She was heard to exclaim
    What diff’rence at this point does it make?

     

    Four Yanks in Benghazi were killed
    By terrorists, all highly skilled.
    Did Sec of State know?
    Issa asked her, but lo–
    ‘Twas the video, Hillary trilled.

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  23. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Oh, what my buddy Bob could do on a thread like this.

    • #23
  24. Penfold Member
    Penfold
    @Penfold

    Hill’ry Clinton Took an Axe

    Gave her email 40 whacks

    When we’d seen what she had done

    Gave her hard drive 41

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  25. user_162273 Member
    user_162273
    @ChuckGrady

    Thanks Pat for opening up this line of attack humorous creative exploration. A little late to the party here so I hope no one minds if I change the object of affection and pile on.  Here’s a six-pack for my buddy Barack.  (Sorry about the formatting. Not the way it was planned.)

    There once was a man named Barack
    Quite adept at malicious attack
    But that’s about all
    He brought to the ball
    At all else he was simply a hack

    The 44th man at the head
    Was uniquely endowed with street cred
    But the chance he was offered
    Was cynically squandered
    On race he went backward instead

    There once was a man named Barack
    Quite adept at deceiving the pack
    But those who would notice
    The lies of the POTUS
    Only did so because he was black

    The mission of Mr. Obama
    Is to so inundate us with drama
    That the tools of the state
    Cannot compensate
    With a period or even a comma

    The election results are all in
    But Obama has thrust out his chin
    He’ll never be chastened
    In fact he has hastened
    His lawlessness to our chagrin

    The Mullahs have measured Barack
    And found there’s no bone in his back
    He’ll help them go fissile
    And upgrade a missile
    With which they will someday attack

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  26. Kay of MT Inactive
    Kay of MT
    @KayofMT

    I so do like all you talented people! Please do keep it up.

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