What better way to celebrate our country’s independence than by getting your first gun? Teri did just that — and she thinks her Sig Sauer is pretty cool. And Stacy is looking to break her family out of New Jersey for a vacation at an undisclosed location.

Also, Teri’s tweet goes viral, Bush 43 alumni go all in for Biden and schools are going to screw everything up this Fall.

The time for doing nothing is far behind us. On this week’s show, Teri and Stacy talk about the need for the right to fight back. Teri goes on a rant about the local high school changing its mascot and why the school doesn’t deserve her kids. The ladies also take on Karen Attiah, the WaPo editor whose tweet got Stacy steaming mad. And, finally, tips on shedding the ‘rona weight we’ve all put on.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa … Stacy spent how much on her daughter’s haircut? And Teri’s fixing to fight back against the chaos dividing our country, but how? Are Dads the answer? Also, the ladies have some Netflix suggestions, but beware, Stacy’s are a little bit risque!

Teri and Stacy are slowly getting back to reality, with trip to Marshalls, the mall and the gym. Also, Teri makes the case that more Karens are needed, and the ladies discuss why a skin care company felt the need to attack JK Rowling.

We’re talking sports on this episode — from the Lake Placid Olympics to the famous Joe Montana-Dwight Clark pass to Fingers’ long, painful journey with the Detroit Lions. Also, Teri has many crushes (spoiler alert: Bucky Dent is mentioned), not to mention her odd collection of memorabilia, and Fingers has a hate/hate relationship with soccer.

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The race is on to see who’s got the worse governor — Teri (Ralph Northam) or Stacy (Phil Murphy)? In Stacy’s favor is the fact that Murphy kind of, sort of dropped COVID restrictions all at once … but not really. Teri argues that Northam is worse due to his racist past and his shenanigans as a lame duck governor.

Also, Stacy has an ingenious hack for those of us badly needing a trip to the hair salon.

Teri has finally dragged the original Smart Girl, Stacy Mott, back into the fold. Stacy explains where she’s been the last six years, and the girls reminisce about the past — including their funny weekend with Andrew Breitbart. They also talk about how tea party rallies compare to today’s rally-riots and how we get past the divide.

Teri remains behind the Iron Curtain that is Northern Virginia, so Fingers regales her with tales of freedom from the heartland. It looks a lot like BBQ and bourbon. Then they get all Gen Xish talking about their favorite childhood cartoons — Teri prefers the groovy 70s ones, while Fingers is more of a rad 80s guy. And what was the deal with H.R. Pufnstuf, anyway?

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We have salad on our minds this week. Will salad bars be a thing of the past in a post-COVID19 world? Speaking of salad (days), remember when MTV used to be great?

Also, why does everyone hate Peter Gabriel?

On this week’s Gen Xish episode, Teri and Fingers talk about preparations for a pending meat shortage, the fallout for China and why the Left can’t tell the difference between the Gadsden and Confederate flags.

They also go over the best one hit wonders from the 80s, including … Rappin’ Rodney? And can the woke crowd handle “Turning Japanese”?

Christiana Holcomb, legal counsel at Alliance Defending Freedom, joins Teri to talk about ADF’s lawsuit in Connecticut that seeks to ban biological males from competing in girls’ sports, Idaho’s Fairness in Women’s Sports Act and the many religious freedom challenges during COVID-19.

On this Gen Xish episode, Teri and Fingers weigh in on coronavirus protests, the NFL draft, New Coke and the best movies from the 1980s. Fingers attempts to explain the appeal of “Caddyshack”, while Teri waxes fondly about “Steel Magnolias.” Also, who was the best Batman and which 80s tennis player did Teri choose over seeing “E.T.”?

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On this Gen Xish episode, Teri and Fingers fondly reminisce about fast food trends from the 80s. McPizza? Teri ate WHAT at Burger King? Also, are onion guns a thing of the past?

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Thomas LaDuke, host of “Bourbon on the Rocks” on FTRradio, joins Teri to talk about the shutdown shenanigans in Michigan and what residents can do to fight back.

On this week’s Gen Xish episode, Teri and Fingers talk about the disgusting things they find in parking lots, why sports talk radio is better than political talk radio and, most importantly, the epic miniseries they remember from their youths.

Also, what is the plural of “miniseries”?? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Jason Snead, Executive Director of the Honest Elections Project, joins Teri to talk about the state of fair elections in America, including the unique challenges of voting in 2020. Is Wisconsin a bellwether for future electoral chaos?

On this GenXish episode, Teri and Fingers catch up on life in isolation (including Teri’s questionable new hobby) and delve into a discussion of the best sitcoms from the 1980s. Shelly Long or Kirstie Alley? Bea Arthur or Betty White? “227” or “Soap”?

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Teri’s guest on the latest Isolation Interview is Scott Walter, president of the Capital Research Center. CRC is an investigative watchdog think tank that follows the money — and guess what they find? The dark web of Democrat donors is spending gobs of cash to politicize the pandemic and, ultimately, take back the White House.

Be sure to read Scott’s insightful piece here: https://spectator.org/democrats-began-politicizing-trumps-coronavirus-response-well-before-senate-gridlock/.

Teri is joined by Mallory Quigley, VP of Communications at SBA List, to talk about the hurdles facing the pro-life movement during the pandemic, the awful way Planned Parenthood wants to expand abortion during the crisis, and the thing Chuck Schumer said the should never be forgotten.

Be sure to go to https://www.sba-list.org/coronavirus to get the latest on the pro-life movement.

Concert, that is.

On this week’s Gen Xish episode, Teri and Fingers discuss how Gen X is faring with coronavirus restrictions and how it’s affecting their families. And, to keep things fun, they talk about their very first concerts and other concerts they’ve been to, spanning the 70s to present day. SPOILER ALERT: Shaun Cassidy is mentioned.