Greenland: The 51st State

“Greenland’s not for sale,” Denmark says, but who discussed money? Jon and Stephen discuss the pros and cons of Trump seizing the frozen island (how hard could it be?) and offer our most likely conspiracy theories regarding Jeffrey Epstein’s death.

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  1. filmklassik Member

    A new Conservatarians is up! A new Conservatarians is up! A new Conservatarians is up! A new Conservatarians is up!

    Yeah Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

    • #1
    • August 16, 2019, at 3:05 PM PDT
  2. jammer248 Member


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    • August 16, 2019, at 3:34 PM PDT
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  3. Michael Shaw Thatcher
    Michael Shaw Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    This time Trump is in his wheelhouse i.e. real estate development. If and when rising sea levels flood out Florida and Louisiana residents there could be resettled in Greenland which is not an island but an archipelago buried by ice. 

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    • August 16, 2019, at 5:33 PM PDT
  4. filmklassik Member

    I take a back seat to no one in my affection for Jon and Stephen’s intellect and punditry. Love them, love their show. Kisses, guys! Mmmmm-wah!!

    But these interminable “lark” episodes, where you guys sit there riffing on some inconsequential absurdity for 45 minutes while ignoring The News That Matters … ahhh, I just don’t know, guys. Is that really the best use of your time? And ours?

    The Greenland/Epstein stuff should’ve comprised — at most — 15 minutes of the show today.

    Instead it was the show.

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    • August 16, 2019, at 9:52 PM PDT
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  5. Bishop Wash Member

    It will always be Burma to me. 

    • #5
    • August 17, 2019, at 7:20 AM PDT
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  6. Zed11 Lincoln

    Thanks for making this Circus of Stupid bearable.

    • #6
    • August 18, 2019, at 11:00 AM PDT
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  7. Joe D. Lincoln

    Here’s that Norm Macdonald clip:

    • #7
    • August 19, 2019, at 10:04 AM PDT
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  8. RufusRJones Member

    LOL awesome!

    • #8
    • August 19, 2019, at 5:09 PM PDT
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  9. Eustace C. Scrubb Member

    Greenland needs to be the base for Space Force.

    • #9
    • August 20, 2019, at 9:13 AM PDT
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  10. Taras Coolidge

    Eustace C. Scrubb (View Comment):

    Greenland needs to be the base for Space Force.

    … after Trump moves it to the equator! 

    • #10
    • August 21, 2019, at 9:42 AM PDT