Happy Problems

This week on America’s most beloved pop culture podcast: ACTUAL pop culture! Yes faithful listener, the men of GLoP have heard the voice of the people (and read their comments), and they have listened. There is positively NO politics in this podcast (so alliterative!). Not even one mention of the T-Word (OK, there might be one — but it’s late and we’re not going to go back and bleep it out. Instead, a cacophony of topics ranging from doodling on TV (no, that’s not a metaphor), the loss of porno parody movie titles, Mythic Quest, Ninotchka, Tango & Cash, what are the best movie endings, Rob’s health care short film that never got made, the funniest woman on Tik Tok, and more! You’re welcome.

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  1. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill
    @EJHill

    Rob Long: You could remake Ninotchka!

    Cole Porter: Yeah. We could call it Silk Stockings and make it with Fred Astaire and Cyd Charisse!

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  2. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Ricochet Audio Network: This week on America’s most beloved pop culture podcast: ACTUAL pop culture! Yes faithful listener, the men of GLoP have heard the voice of the people (and read their comments), and they have listened.

    Ain’t that worth at least a hot diggity dog?

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  3. RS711 Member
    RS711
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    I don’t mind anti-Trump or pro-Trump talk but it is nice not to have politics all the time.

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  4. James Lileks Contributor
    James Lileks
    @jameslileks

    Interesting art – it’s familiar but I just can’t place it.

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  5. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill
    @EJHill

    James Lileks: Interesting art – it’s familiar but I just can’t place it.

    Oh, great. Of all the people to get a DMCA takedown request from…

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  6. Jon1979 Inactive
    Jon1979
    @Jon1979

    EJHill (View Comment):

    James Lileks: Interesting art – it’s familiar but I just can’t place it.

    Oh, great. Of all the people to get a DACA takedown request from…

    Should have saved it for The Ricochet Podcast.

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  7. FredGoodhue Coolidge
    FredGoodhue
    @FredGoodhue

    The remake of Ninotchka would be set in the near future after the Antifa Revolution.  The humorless college administrator could go to Paris to sell artwork from the Frick Museum.

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  8. OccupantCDN Coolidge
    OccupantCDN
    @OccupantCDN

    Best movie endings? I liked

    “As good as it gets” – I liked it because it shows that his craziness was because he was living within himself – at the end of a movie his interest (maybe developing love) for Helen Hunt cures him of some of his OCD. 

    “Rocky” – Great movie from start to finish… But the ending was great…

    “Raiders of the Lost Ark” – although this movie has been completely ruined for me by “Big Bang Theory”, the movie’s ending was great.

    Movie ending that disappointed me?

    “Omega Man” – this film was a late night movie regular in the mid to late 70s… I haven’t seen it since, but I still remember it ending with Charlton Heston dying in the fountain (after being betrayed by his girl friend?) … The movie “I am Legend” is a remake of this film – but with a better ending. I was a kid when I last saw this so some of the plot points had gone over my head at the time. (like I didnt know the disease was bio-warfare and not just a pandemic – maybe I’ve forgoten)

     

     

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  9. Aaron Miller Inactive
    Aaron Miller
    @AaronMiller

    If happy people didn’t have interesting and surprising interactions, nobody would listen to a podcast of three friends joking with each other and ruminating together. 

    The most popular sitcoms are shows about nothing, like Seinfeld and Corner Gas. In His Girl Friday, the audience likes both Russell’s character and Grant’s, yet there’s a whole movie essentially about the banter between them and being exhausted by the very thing that attracts. 

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  10. Tennessee Patriot Member
    Tennessee Patriot
    @TennesseePatriot

    They can talk about whatever they like. Conservatives don’t need trigger warnings or safe spaces! No snowflakes on Ricochet. The only thing I don’t want to hear is Pod taking our Lord’s name in vain. Not necessary and makes me think less of him.

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  11. Jeff Hawkins Inactive
    Jeff Hawkins
    @JeffHawkins

    Tennessee Patriot (View Comment):

    They can talk about whatever they like. Conservatives don’t need trigger warnings or safe spaces! No snowflakes on Ricochet. The only thing I don’t want to hear is Pod taking our Lord’s name in vain. Not necessary and makes me think less of him.

    It’s become a once a week thing with him

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  12. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    EJHill (View Comment):

    James Lileks: Interesting art – it’s familiar but I just can’t place it.

    Oh, great. Of all the people to get a DACA takedown request from…

    DACA?

    I thought there wasn’t going to be any politics this time!

    Try DMCA.

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  13. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    OccupantCDN (View Comment):

    Best movie endings? I liked

    “As good as it gets” – I liked it because it shows that his craziness was because he was living within himself – at the end of a movie his interest (maybe developing love) for Helen Hunt cures him of some of his OCD.

    “Rocky” – Great movie from start to finish… But the ending was great…

    “Raiders of the Lost Ark” – although this movie has been completely ruined for me by “Big Bang Theory”, the movie’s ending was great.

    Movie ending that disappointed me?

    “Omega Man” – this film was a late night movie regular in the mid to late 70s… I haven’t seen it since, but I still remember it ending with Charlton Heston dying in the fountain (after being betrayed by his girl friend?) … The movie “I am Legend” is a remake of this film – but with a better ending. I was a kid when I last saw this so some of the plot points had gone over my head at the time. (like I didnt know the disease was bio-warfare and not just a pandemic – maybe I’ve forgoten)

    Have you seen All Of Me with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin?

    I once won kind of a “contest” with that movie, from a challenge to name a comedy/funny movie with a very strong tear-jerker ending.  All Of Me has it.

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  14. kylez Member
    kylez
    @kylez

    I love how not talking politics immediately turns to pornography. 

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  15. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill
    @EJHill

    kedavis: Try DMCA.

    I would swear on a stack of pancakes that is what I originally typed. I know the difference.

    • #15
  16. kylez Member
    kylez
    @kylez

    The “best joke John’s heard in years” turned out pretty good, better than his “greatest joke ever” attempt a couple podcasts ago.

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  17. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    kylez (View Comment):

    The “best joke John’s heard in years” turned out pretty good, better than his “greatest joke ever” attempt a couple podcasts ago.

    Also, his segway seemed fairly competent. Which is quite impressive for John.

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  18. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Actually, the Planet Of The Apes MOVIE – not the original short story which doesn’t have this problem – is rather dumb sci-fi… -ish… fare.  Anyone with half a brain would/should know they were back on Earth the moment the apes started speaking perfect Engrish. 

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  19. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    kylez (View Comment):

    The “best joke John’s heard in years” turned out pretty good, better than his “greatest joke ever” attempt a couple podcasts ago.

    Also, his segway seemed fairly competent. Which is quite impressive for John.

    Segue.

    Segway is that kinda scooter thing you ride.

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  20. Gary McVey Contributor
    Gary McVey
    @GaryMcVey

    Those porno titles were parodies. One real one, that came out in 1981 after “Nine to Five”; “Eight to Four, For Those Who Like to Get In Early”. 

     

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  21. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Actually, the Planet Of The Apes MOVIE – not the original short story which doesn’t have this problem – is rather dumb sci-fi… -ish… fare. Anyone with half a brain would/should know they were back on Earth the moment the apes started speaking perfect Engrish.

    Can’t you just try liking things Kedavis.

    • #21
  22. Miffed White Male Member
    Miffed White Male
    @MiffedWhiteMale

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Those porno titles were parodies. One real one, that came out in 1981 after “Nine to Five”; “Eight to Four, For Those Who Like to Get In Early”.

     

    In the 80s I worked for a while in a video store that had a porn section.  We’d have frequent conversations about the title knock-offs.

    One that sticks in my mind was “Goo Morning Vietnam”.

     

     

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  23. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Those porno titles were parodies. One real one, that came out in 1981 after “Nine to Five”; “Eight to Four, For Those Who Like to Get In Early”.

     

    In the 80s I worked for a while in a video store that had a porn section. We’d have frequent conversations about the title knock-offs.

    One that sticks in my mind was “Goo Morning Vietnam”.

    This is the erudite conversation that justifies a Ricochet membership.

     

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  24. Gary McVey Contributor
    Gary McVey
    @GaryMcVey

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Those porno titles were parodies. One real one, that came out in 1981 after “Nine to Five”; “Eight to Four, For Those Who Like to Get In Early”.

     

    In the 80s I worked for a while in a video store that had a porn section. We’d have frequent conversations about the title knock-offs.

    One that sticks in my mind was “Goo Morning Vietnam”.

    This is the erudite conversation that justifies a Ricochet membership.

    It’s the kind of quality you just can’t get at RedState, PJ Media, or Focus on the Family. 

     

    • #24
  25. RPD Inactive
    RPD
    @RPD

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Those porno titles were parodies. One real one, that came out in 1981 after “Nine to Five”; “Eight to Four, For Those Who Like to Get In Early”.

     

    In the 80s I worked for a while in a video store that had a porn section. We’d have frequent conversations about the title knock-offs.

    One that sticks in my mind was “Goo Morning Vietnam”.

    This is the erudite conversation that justifies a Ricochet membership.

    It’s the kind of quality you just can’t get at RedState, PJ Media, or Focus on the Family.

     

    Finally, some content for the membership pitch.

    • #25
  26. Jon1979 Inactive
    Jon1979
    @Jon1979

    RPD (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Those porno titles were parodies. One real one, that came out in 1981 after “Nine to Five”; “Eight to Four, For Those Who Like to Get In Early”.

     

    In the 80s I worked for a while in a video store that had a porn section. We’d have frequent conversations about the title knock-offs.

    One that sticks in my mind was “Goo Morning Vietnam”.

    This is the erudite conversation that justifies a Ricochet membership.

    It’s the kind of quality you just can’t get at RedState, PJ Media, or Focus on the Family.

     

    Finally, some content for the membership pitch.

    I still want to see JPod ride a segway.

    • #26
  27. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    Jon1979 (View Comment):

    RPD (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Those porno titles were parodies. One real one, that came out in 1981 after “Nine to Five”; “Eight to Four, For Those Who Like to Get In Early”.

     

    In the 80s I worked for a while in a video store that had a porn section. We’d have frequent conversations about the title knock-offs.

    One that sticks in my mind was “Goo Morning Vietnam”.

    This is the erudite conversation that justifies a Ricochet membership.

    It’s the kind of quality you just can’t get at RedState, PJ Media, or Focus on the Family.

     

    Finally, some content for the membership pitch.

    I still want to see JPod ride a segway.

    Why does that image amuse me so?

    • #27
  28. Jon1979 Inactive
    Jon1979
    @Jon1979

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Jon1979 (View Comment):

    RPD (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Those porno titles were parodies. One real one, that came out in 1981 after “Nine to Five”; “Eight to Four, For Those Who Like to Get In Early”.

     

    In the 80s I worked for a while in a video store that had a porn section. We’d have frequent conversations about the title knock-offs.

    One that sticks in my mind was “Goo Morning Vietnam”.

    This is the erudite conversation that justifies a Ricochet membership.

    It’s the kind of quality you just can’t get at RedState, PJ Media, or Focus on the Family.

     

    Finally, some content for the membership pitch.

    I still want to see JPod ride a segway.

    Why does that image amuse me so?

    It’s got a “Paul Bart: Mall Cop” vibe to it….

    • #28
  29. Archibald Campbell Member
    Archibald Campbell
    @ArchieCampbell

    Aaron Miller (View Comment):

    If happy people didn’t have interesting and surprising interactions, nobody would listen to a podcast of three friends joking with each other and ruminating together.

    The most popular sitcoms are shows about nothing, like Seinfeld and Corner Gas.

    What? You think there’s not a lot going on? Look closer, Aaron, you’re so wrong.

    • #29
  30. Archibald Campbell Member
    Archibald Campbell
    @ArchieCampbell

    “Groundhog Day” has good ending lines. “Let’s live here! We can rent to start.”

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