Rules of Engagement

I can’t count the number of dinner parties I’ve been to — and, probably, ruined — by getting tangled up in a political conversation with a tableful of liberals. It’s frustrating and exhausting, responding to a barrage of (mostly) non-sequitor non-arguments.

It’s like whack-a-mole, but I’m the mole.

So I think I’m going to get the following chart printed up and laminated, and pass it out before any more of those exchanges erupt:

Should make for a more peaceful social life, don’t you think?