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  1. Profile photo of thebeekeeperkissedme Inactive

    Banter at its best. This is why I love Ricochet.

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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 35 minutes ago

    What’s the saying, the way to a man’s heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago

    That’s what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 0 minutes ago

    Well played. · 34 minutes ago

    I think you mean touché · 3 hours ago

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    • February 2, 2013 at 1:22 am
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    Cosmopolitan’s readers really should drop that subscription and take up Ricochet. I have learnt far more about the deep secrets of men here than on the pages of women’s magazines.

    This is shocking news to me that food is of far more interest to Mr.Indaba than discussing my new job issues.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 3:30 am
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    Hilarious. 

    Females eventually succeed in training their guy to lie to them. He’ll catch on at some point…

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    • February 2, 2013 at 5:42 am
  4. Profile photo of aconservativeintheclassroom Inactive

    Welcome to my world…but with texting, finding a note like this is more and more rare.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 6:34 am
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    Is fried chicken a euphemism?

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    • February 2, 2013 at 6:39 am
  6. Profile photo of Whiskey Sam Inactive

    In his defense, it was really good fried chicken.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 6:47 am
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    Was there any doubt which was the girl and which the boy?

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    • February 2, 2013 at 6:53 am
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    Technically there’s a 50% chance the chicken eater is the girl — because, you know, there’s no real differences between boys and girls. These two will learn that at college.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 6:55 am
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    Jeez. Get a cell phone, will Ya?

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    • February 2, 2013 at 6:58 am
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    aconservativeintheclassroom: Welcome to my world…but with texting, finding a note like this is more and more rare. · 15 minutes ago

    Welcome to Ricochet!

    Rob: Great post. That note is precious, and very true….the sort of thing, I suspect, that Catullus would have laughed and wept about, and then written an hilariously dirty iamb.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:06 am
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    That picture pretty much explains the demise of my marriage.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:15 am
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    Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:16 am
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    If it lasts beyond this, it is lasting. Questions asked, questions answered.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:22 am
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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 12 minutes ago

    This, I think, is the proper conservative answer.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:29 am
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    What a masterpiece!

    You have discovered the middle school equivalent of Heloise and Abelard!

    We must find these young lovers and draft a great romantic drama.

    The “hero loses it all point” will be when the young woman realizes it isn’t just any Fried Chicken she is competing with, it is Church’s Fried Chicken (or whoever else we can get to do product placement in our magnum opus).

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:34 am
  16. Profile photo of Casey Member

    My money says in 60 years this boy will drop his snow globe and utter softly his last words… “fried chicken”

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:39 am
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    Women are from Venus. Men are from KFC.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:49 am
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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 35 minutes ago

    What’s the saying, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:55 am
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    Nathaniel Wright: What a masterpiece!

    You have discovered the middle school equivalent of Heloise and Abelard!

    We must find these young lovers and draft a great romantic drama.

    The “hero loses it all point” will be when the young woman realizes it isn’t just any Fried Chicken she is competing with, it is Church’s Fried Chicken (or whoever else we can get to do product placement in our magnum opus). · 12 hours ago

    Go for Chick-fil-A. With a Hobby Lobby tie-in.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 7:56 am
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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 35 minutes ago

    What’s the saying, the way to a man’s heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago

    That’s what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 8:00 am
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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 35 minutes ago

    What’s the saying, the way to a man’s heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago

    That’s what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 0 minutes ago

    Well played.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 8:02 am
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    If we can find that young man, I will lobby to get him made an honorary Kentucky Colonel. He clearly has his priorities straight. There is fried chicken, and then there is everything else.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 8:37 am
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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 35 minutes ago

    What’s the saying, the way to a man’s heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago

    That’s what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 0 minutes ago

    Well played. · 34 minutes ago

    I think you mean touché 

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    • February 2, 2013 at 8:38 am
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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 35 minutes ago

    What’s the saying, the way to a man’s heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago

    That’s what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 43 minutes ago

    Picket or redwood slats?

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    • February 2, 2013 at 8:45 am
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    My first self-made ringtone was a Ben Johnson line from “The Last Picture Show” – – – SHUT UP, WOMAN, AND CHICKEN-FRY ME A STEAK!

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    • February 2, 2013 at 8:59 am
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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 35 minutes ago

    What’s the saying, the way to a man’s heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago

    That’s what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 1 hour ago

    Thrust in low tierce.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 9:21 am
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    PsychLynne: Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken…I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt. · 35 minutes ago

    What’s the saying, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach? · 1 hour ago

    Edited 34 minutes ago

    Yes, truth for the ages…and it is confirmed every day here in the house of men.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 9:28 am
  28. Profile photo of TheSophist Inactive

    The kid is a true playa.

    Don’t hate the playa, hate the game, yo.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 9:28 am
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    She writes like a third grader.

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    • February 2, 2013 at 9:30 am
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