Inside a Young Mind Excited Enough about a White House Press Release to Share It on Social Media

 

(Or so I imagine…)

The White House responded to the petition to build the Death Star! With Star Wars inside jokes! And even a link to a picture of the president playing with a light saber. The government is just too cool. They really get what it means to be a person in this day and age, you know? I feel like I can really talk to them, come to them with my problems, and they’ll understand and help me solve them. Like a godparent. Is that what a godparent is? I’ve only ever seen the movie. Anyway, I’m so proud to have a government like this. Way to go, government!

Like this post? Want to comment? Join Ricochet.com’s growing community of conservatives and be part of the conversation. Get your first month free.

Members have made 8 comments.

  1. Profile photo of Mollie Hemingway Contributor

    Judging from the young (and not-so-young) folks I follow on Twitter, I think you nailed it.

    • #1
    • January 13, 2013 at 4:18 am
  2. Profile photo of Pat Sajak Contributor

    Cool? They’re practically groovy! Conservatives need to develop this kind of cutting-edge humor. 

    • #2
    • January 13, 2013 at 5:03 am
  3. Profile photo of Chris Campion Member

    And they STILL get it wrong.

    Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

    The X-Wing is a snub fighter, geniuses.

    • #3
    • January 13, 2013 at 5:04 am
  4. Profile photo of Maura Pennington Inactive
    Maura Pennington Post author
    KC Mulville: Well, this just means that they’re comfortable and familiar with fiction. · 6 hours ago

    Exactly!

    • #4
    • January 13, 2013 at 5:24 am
  5. Profile photo of Valiuth Member

    Chris: That is a proper nerd response.

    • #5
    • January 13, 2013 at 5:29 am
  6. Profile photo of Chris Campion Member

    Our nerds run half-marathons and work for a living. Their nerds post on Twitter to earn collective applause.

    Fricosis Guy: I was about to make a snark then stopped. Obama’s the first Democrat since FDR to win consecutive majorities of the popular vote. A cheap laugh seems like cold comfort.Besides, didn’t their nerds just whip our nerds in the NARWHAL vs. ORCA showdown? · 10 hours ago

    I vote our nerds.

    • #6
    • January 13, 2013 at 6:05 am
  7. Profile photo of Fricosis Guy Coolidge

    I was about to make a snark then stopped. Obama’s the first Democrat since FDR to win consecutive majorities of the popular vote. A cheap laugh seems like cold comfort.Besides, didn’t their nerds just whip our nerds in the NARWHAL vs. ORCA showdown?

    • #7
    • January 13, 2013 at 7:59 am
  8. Profile photo of KC Mulville Member

    Well, this just means that they’re comfortable and familiar with fiction.

    • #8
    • January 13, 2013 at 10:38 am