Inside a Young Mind Excited Enough about a White House Press Release to Share It on Social Media

(Or so I imagine…)

The White House responded to the petition to build the Death Star! With Star Wars inside jokes! And even a link to a picture of the president playing with a light saber. The government is just too cool. They really get what it means to be a person in this day and age, you know? I feel like I can really talk to them, come to them with my problems, and they’ll understand and help me solve them. Like a godparent. Is that what a godparent is? I’ve only ever seen the movie. Anyway, I’m so proud to have a government like this. Way to go, government!