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  1. Profile photo of Jimmy Carter Member

    “One last question: Would You be interested in a practically brand new P90X?”

    • #1
    • February 23, 2013 at 2:56 am
  2. Profile photo of Dave Carter Contributor

    “Nope. You already asked the last question.”

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    • February 23, 2013 at 2:58 am
  3. Profile photo of Nathaniel Wright Inactive

    “I’ve just finished grading your Midterm Blue Book Mr. Murdoch…and I’m pretty disappointed.”

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    • February 23, 2013 at 3:02 am
  4. Profile photo of EJHill Member

    “About that exclusivity in my consulting contract…”

    • #4
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:04 am
  5. Profile photo of Misthiocracy Member

    “I changed the password on my voice mail, so don’t even think about it!”

    • #5
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:13 am
  6. Profile photo of Shane McGuire Member

    “We’ll begin in just a moment Mr. Murdoch. Piers’ll be in here in a couple seconds.”

    • #6
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:17 am
  7. Profile photo of tabula rasa Member

    Peter: “Let’s talk about phone-hacking in Britain.”

    Rupert: “No, let’s talk about me kicking your rear-end around the room.”

    • #7
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:18 am
  8. Profile photo of Pseudodionysius Member

    “But, Mr. Murdoch, many of our midwestern Ricochet readers think a Fox is a varmint.”

    “No, Peter, a Fox is a carnivore.”

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    • February 23, 2013 at 3:19 am
  9. Profile photo of Lance K. Drumheller Inactive

    “First man to drink ends his career.”

    • #9
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:21 am
  10. Profile photo of Aaron Miller Member

    “Now, about this comedy news program of Rob’s, ‘Briefing From the Bar”. Are you sure won’t reconsider? No openings after midnight? No, I understand. It’s just that Rob said I could play the straight man…”

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    • February 23, 2013 at 3:22 am
  11. Profile photo of Pseudodionysius Member

    “Tastes great.”

    “Less filling.”

    • #11
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:31 am
  12. Profile photo of Lance K. Drumheller Inactive

    Peter: “Last question: how does one accumulate 400,000 twitter followers?”

    Rupert: “Well, Peter, first you have to start an account.”

    • #12
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:32 am
  13. Profile photo of jkumpire Inactive

    “Yes Mr. Robinson that is the ‘Dome Polishing Machine” I took a patent out on last week. I need a new investor for the machine to take it to market after closing down ‘News of the World’ last year.”

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    • February 23, 2013 at 3:48 am
  14. Profile photo of Whiskey Sam Inactive

    “Do you like movies about gladiators?”

    • #14
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:49 am
  15. Profile photo of Pseudodionysius Member

    “Mr. Murdoch, as you know, Ricochet membership is bitterly divided along two historic fault lines and everyone — including me — wants to know with which group you ally yourself. Ricochet wants to know:

    Ginger or Mary Ann?”

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    • February 23, 2013 at 3:49 am
  16. Profile photo of Dave Carter Contributor

    “No, I’m not kidding. And don’t call me Shirley.”

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    • February 23, 2013 at 3:51 am
  17. Profile photo of Pseudodionysius Member

    “Connery”

    “Craig”

    • #17
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:54 am
  18. Profile photo of Shane McGuire Member

    “How did the Wall Street Journal convince more people to pay for reading its online content? Did you all peg the price to any particular beverages?”

    • #18
    • February 23, 2013 at 3:54 am
  19. Profile photo of EThompson Inactive

    “Why isn’t Kimberly Strassel sitting at the table?”

    • #19
    • February 23, 2013 at 4:07 am
  20. Profile photo of Duane Oyen Member

    Why is it that the subscription TV business, such as DirecTV and all cable providers, is so greedy that they still insist on coercive packages instead of offering a la carte channels? Do they realize that they are driving away the next generation of customers, or are you all simply as dumb as the newspapers, music album producers, and publishers have been in clinging to their archaic models?

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    • February 23, 2013 at 4:08 am
  21. Profile photo of flownover Inactive

    Thank you for helping Ricochet ! It is so cool that you join us occasionally that I almost forgot that you actually write checks to Juan Williams . 

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    • February 23, 2013 at 4:19 am
  22. Profile photo of David Williamson Member

    Peter: Mr Murdoch – who is that guy behind you with a pie?

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    • February 23, 2013 at 4:30 am
  23. Profile photo of Scott R Member

    You thought Dick Morris was a good hire because ….. why again?

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    • February 23, 2013 at 4:47 am
  24. Profile photo of Peter Robinson Founder
    Jimmy Carter: “One last question: Would You be interested in a practically brand new P90X?” · 1 hour ago

    Before leaving the hotel for this interview, I made it halfway through–well, almost halfway through–the P90X “legs & back” workout.

    So there.

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    • February 23, 2013 at 4:51 am
  25. Profile photo of Jimmy Carter Member
    Whiskey Sam: “Do you like movies about gladiators?” · 13 hours ago
    Dave Carter: “No, I’m not kidding. And don’t call me Shirley.” · 13 hours ago

    It’s a totally different kind of question… altogether.

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    • February 23, 2013 at 5:03 am
  26. Profile photo of Lance K. Drumheller Inactive

    Jimmy Carter will henceforth experience a recurring nightmare where Peter Robinson chases him down and cracks his skull like a walnut between his shoulder blades.

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    • February 23, 2013 at 5:06 am
  27. Profile photo of EJHill Member

    Simple.jpg.

    • #27
    • February 23, 2013 at 5:15 am
  28. Profile photo of Frederick Key Inactive

    “I’m sorry about my awful cold, Mr. Murdoch, and I hope you enjoy it more than I have.”

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    • February 23, 2013 at 5:35 am
  29. Profile photo of She Member
    She

    Please, sir. After all, someone has to succeed Ratzinger. Why shouldn’t it be one of us?

    • #29
    • February 23, 2013 at 5:37 am
  30. Profile photo of Paul Dougherty Member

    “Adjust your tone, Mr. Robinson, or I may have to introduce you to my wife.”

    • #30
    • February 23, 2013 at 5:46 am
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