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CJ, DC, Illiniguy, and Uncle Mike

 

“Do you get to meet with Ricochet members very often on the road?” asked Ricochet member Curious John, as he and Illiniguy and I enjoyed our burgers and beer. “Not often enough,” I said before explaining how the rigors of life on the road frequently conspire to make such get togethers virtually impossible. But, oh, how I wish the opposite were true.

I contacted CJ a few days ago to tell him that there was a chance, though not a certainty, that I would be in the neighborhood last night. I hate imposing, and I certainly don’t want to disrupt people’s schedules. But on the off-chance that things could work out, why not make the effort? As it turned out, CJ was free, and so was Illiniguy.

After delivering 30,000 pounds of Ziploc bags to Waukegan, Illinois, I drove north about 25 miles and found a large truck stop with ample parking just inside the Wisconsin state line where, in due course, I met CJ. He’s about as affable a gentleman as I’ve ever met, and I asked if he’d like to take a stroll in the cold wind, cross the parking lot in the back of the place and look at the Ride of Pride. He accepted. The sun had set, but the parking lot lights did a sufficient job of illuminating the truck’s artwork just a little. And since I had taken the time to clean my room, I gave him a quick tour of the cab’s interior as well. He seemed surprised by how spacious the thing was, and it seemed the highlight of the tour for him was seeing the alligator head on the night stand.

Then it was on to a place called Uncle Mike’s Highway Pub, in nearby Kenosha, Wisconsin. What a friendly place, and I don’t think you’ll find a larger beer menu this side of Germany. We settled on a specialty beer that was brewed specifically for Uncle Mike’s Highway Pub. The waitress and CJ called it an, “IPA,” which I’m sure means something, but I forget what exactly. It had a slight bite to it, and a taste that seemed almost citric to me … but I found that the more I consumed of it the more I liked it. That’s happened before.

The conversation was free-wheeling, including the discovery that both CJ and I do some of our best writing when behind the wheel. When traffic is calm, the ideas start to roll in. The trick, as we discussed, is keeping these ideas alive long enough to actually write them later. A speech to text electronic application of some sort is indispensable.

And speaking of indispensable, a short time later, Illiniguy walked into the restaurant. I neglected to ask just how tall he is, but suffice to say that we all looked up to him. Infact, I was happy that our photograph was taken while we were seated, otherwise it would have looked like bring your kid to work day, since both CJ and Illiniguy are a great deal taller than the Little Cajun here.

Illiniguy is a tax attorney, a gentleman farmer, and a gentleman all around. With him on board, the conversation took more interesting turns than the Blue Ridge Parkway. We talked about history and how the most fascinating things about it tend to be biographical (at which point I suggested to Illiniguy that he really needs to get down to New Orleans sometime and explore the history there, since you can’t fall down without hitting your head on a fresh place where something fascinating happened at one time or another). We talked about food, and compared regional cuisines. 

Our conversation was punctuated at times by some lady with a microphone making incessant announcements. I couldn’t understand a thing she was saying since she sounded like the teacher from the Charlie Brown cartoon, only with the mic shoved halfway down her esophagus. But CJ and Illiniguy figured out that she was asking questions for a saloon-wide trivia contest that was taking place. Looking around, there were flat screens that displayed the questions for those of us who couldn’t make sense of what the lady was squawking about. One question, I believe, asked which state could boast giving the nation two presidents. Or something like that. At any rate, the answer was Massachusetts, as Illiniguy told the table next to us. They won that little round, thanks to the acumen of the on-scene Ricochettti.

In between the trivia announcements, we talked about CJ’s hugely interesting Audio Meet-Ups, and his ideas on expanding the podcasts. If you haven’t had a chance to participate in one of those conversations, you’re missing out on some real meat and potatoes exchanges. And, as CJ and I agreed, you’re missing the chance to talk with a delightful Ricochet member, Nanda Panjandrum, who is CJ’s mainstay on the Audio Meet-Up.

As the evening went on, we discussed our respective prognoses for the republic (fair to mostly dire), but eventually came around to the conclusion that, at some point, events will overcome and expose Barack Obama’s inability to lead and perhaps undercut current liberal trends. The magic question, of course, is how much of our liberty will be salvageable by that point. But that question would have to wait until next time, as we needed to adjourn and get some rest before reporting to work the following day to earn someone else’s “fair share” of goodies.

But we left secure in the knowledge that friendships were forged, and happy that Ricochet has become such a delightful community of interesting and talented people from so many walks of life. As I told the gentlemen, I don’t get to meet nearly as many Ricochet folks as I’d like. Hopefully I can improve on that this year which, come to think of it, would make for an excellent new year’s resolution.

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  1. Profile photo of 10 cents Member

    Last year Dave Carter was on the Member Audio Meet-up. I was impressed. I could tell that he really likes people and had as much fun listening as talking. Reading about this account gave me mixed feelings. The fun part is obvious whereas the sad part is the time goes by to fast with the regrets of “I wish I had said that.” or “I should have kept my mouth shut more.”

    This shows the amazing lodestone that Ricochet is. That people from all walks of life come together and become friends. I still cannot help but think this is a great start to a joke. You know, “A truck driver, a tax lawyer, and a retail guy walk into a bar”. It might not make a great joke but I have a feeling this would make a great sequel if RightinChicago made it a foursome.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 3:27 am
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    Kay Ludlow: IPA = India Pale Ale. So named because when the English transported ale to India, they found that they had to brew it with more hops than usual as the hops helped to preserve the ale on the long journey. That extra hops gives it that extra “bite” that you experienced.

    Sounds like a wonderful visit!

    Nothing like a lady who knows her beers!

    Sounds like you guys had a great meetup, Dave.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 4:21 am
  3. Profile photo of Giantkiller Member

    Dave – let me second what others have said – seeing your byline draws my immediate attention. It is always a treat to read your posts – well-written, insightful, funny. And what man can honestly say he is not fascinated in some way by the thought of driving a huge rig across the country?

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    • January 10, 2013 at 5:56 am
  4. Profile photo of Kay Ludlow Member

    IPA = India Pale Ale. So named because when the English transported ale to India, they found that they had to brew it with more hops than usual as the hops helped to preserve the ale on the long journey. That extra hops gives it that extra “bite” that you experienced.

    Sounds like a wonderful visit!

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:01 am
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    Aw, Dave, but I wish I’d been there!

    And a question:

    ” A speech to text electronic application of some sort,” you write, “is indispensable.”

    Which software do you use? And what do you talk into? An iPhone or some such?

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:09 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    Peter Robinson: Aw, Dave, but I wish I’d been there!

    And a question:

    ” A speech to text electronic application of some sort,” you write, “is indispensable.”

    Which software do you use? And what do you talk into? An iPhone or some such? · 4 minutes ago

    I use a couple of things, Peter. The Evernote application on my Android phone (they are available for iPhones, iPads, Macs, etc) has a voice to text function. The most reliable for me, however, is the Siri function on my iPad Mini. I say “take a note,” and it does so very reliably, with no loss in translation due to engine noise either. The iPad Mini is the perfect size device for people who travel frequently.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:20 am
  7. Profile photo of jarhead Inactive

    Dave, if you ever get down into Florida, let me know, as I’ll be glad to meet you at any truck stop restaurant within 100 miles of Tampa.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:21 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    Kay Ludlow: IPA = India Pale Ale. So named because when the English transported ale to India, they found that they had to brew it with more hops than usual as the hops helped to preserve the ale on the long journey. That extra hops gives it that extra “bite” that you experienced.

    Sounds like a wonderful visit! · 19 minutes ago

    Thanks so much for the explanation! CJ (peace and blessings upon him) tried to explain this to me last night, but it went in one ear and out into the beer glass.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:22 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    jarhead: Dave, if you ever get down into Florida, let me know, as I’ll be glad to meet you at any truck stop restaurant within 100 miles of Tampa. · 0 minutes ago

    I’ll do it. What I’m going to have to do, is put together a database of people and locations so I’ll have one-stop access to a list of who is where.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:23 am
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    I’m here to say that audio-meetups are WAY fun! I participated in my first one on Monday, and as Tom Lehrer said “More, more, I’m STILL not satisfied” (Song called “Smut” from the 1970’s).

    I’m looking forward to organizing a personal Ricochet Meetup in Seattle in May. The week before Memorial Day Hillsdale College is holding a National Leadership Seminar, and hubby and I would like to get something going. I’m guessing there will be more than one other of us there.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:24 am
  11. Profile photo of Habumike Inactive

    Thanks for another interesting and enjoyable post. I don’t suppose you ever RON (remain overnight) in the Omaha metro, DC (including Council Bluffs, IA)? Most every night I could get over there. I’d sure like to buy you a beer or three and chat.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:26 am
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    Dave CarterAs the evening went on, we discussed our respective prognoses for the republic (fair to mostly dire), but eventually came around to the conclusion that, at some point, events will overcome and expose Barack Obama’s inability to lead and perhaps undercut current liberal trends.

    Our lips to God’s ear.

    Glad you guys were able to get together just over on the free side of the Cheddar Curtain. It isn’t for nothing that the People’s Republic of Illinois is known as the “Sucker State.” Just look at how it votes.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:29 am
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    Dave Carter
    jarhead: Dave, if you ever get down into Florida, let me know, as I’ll be glad to meet you at any truck stop restaurant within 100 miles of Tampa. 

    I’ll do it. What I’m going to have to do, is put together a database of people and locations so I’ll have one-stop access to a list of who is where.

    Pls don’t forget about Naples if you’re in the whereabouts of SW Florida!

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    • January 10, 2013 at 6:35 am
  14. Profile photo of CuriousJohn Thatcher

    Dave,

    Thanks for making the one and only time, Kenosha mini-Meetup, the highlight of being a Ricochetti 

    If you could, please, post the picture I asked you take for my dear friend. It screamed, Nanda when I saw it.…. Last night couldn’t have gone better. DC is “as advertised” folks. There’s no snake oil in those boots.
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    • January 10, 2013 at 7:10 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    CuriousJohn: Dave,

    Thanks for making the one and only time, Kenosha mini-Meetup, the highlight of being a Ricochetti 

    If you could, please, post the picture I asked you take for my dear friend. It screamed, Nanda when I saw it.

    Mobile-Chapel.jpgHere ya go, CJ and Nanda. There is a thriving chapel program at many truck stops:

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    • January 10, 2013 at 7:22 am
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    DocJay: I really have enjoyed CJ’s podcasts. What a great addition he has been here! I wish I did them more but the last time my wife thought I was having an affair and kept asking me what I was so “curious” about and if I was the John. · 7 hours ago

    That’s a first in many ways.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 7:46 am
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    10 cents: , “A truck driver, a tax lawyer, and a retail guy walk into a bar”. …. I have a feeling this would make a great sequel if RightinChicago made it a foursome.

    Which one has a parrot on his shoulder? and I see RightinChicago as the bartender in this joke.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 7:50 am
  18. Profile photo of Whiskey Sam Inactive

    One of the great joys of Ricochet is Dave Carter’s accounts of his interactions with everyone else.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 8:18 am
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    It was a pleasure meeting you, and if you find yourself again staying overnight in our area, please let me know. Be safe.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 8:23 am
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    Dave

    I tried to cheer you up at your beside when the stones came to visit you when you were passing through Rising Sun Maryland. The offer to connect always stands. Just ask the the Instugator, Western Con, or the Cons (Ray and Linda) of Colorado spring fame.

    III

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    • January 10, 2013 at 8:24 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    Giantkiller: …And what man can honestly say he is not fascinated in some way by the thought of driving a huge rig across the country? · 2 hours ago

    And what kid, for that matter? That’s why I’m in the truck today. After taking orders from Uncle Sam for 20 years, I decided to do things more on my terms. Overall, it’s been great.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 8:24 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    Habumike: Thanks for another interesting and enjoyable post. I don’t suppose you ever RON (remain overnight) in the Omaha metro, DC (including Council Bluffs, IA)? Most every night I could get over there. I’d sure like to buy you a beer or three and chat. · 1 hour ago

    I think I’ve only stayed in the Omaha area a couple of times, and that was years ago, prior to Ricochet. Ya never know, though…

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    • January 10, 2013 at 8:25 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    Whiskey Sam: One of the great joys of Ricochet is Dave Carter’s accounts of his interactions with everyone else. · 5 minutes ago

    Thanks, Whiskey Sam. By the way, the truck stop in Wisconsin had every manner of Green Bay Packer gear imaginable. They had the cheese hat, like your friend in the avatar is wearing. For the opposite end, they had “Cheese Butt” cushions. There were Green Bay Packer bobble-heads, face paint, posters, flags, playing cards, party favors, books, glasses, shot glasses, and much, much more.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 8:28 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    Illiniguy: It was a pleasure meeting you, and if you find yourself again staying overnight in our area, please let me know. Be safe. · 5 minutes ago

    A privilege meeting you as well, sir. We’ll have to do that again some time.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 8:29 am
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    Dave Carter Post author
    GLDIII: Dave

    I tried to cheer you up at your beside when the stones came to visit you when you were passing through Rising Sun Maryland. The offer to connect always stands. Just ask the the Instugator, Western Con, or the Cons (Ray and Linda) of Colorado spring fame.

    III · 5 minutes ago

    I appreciate it. I prefer to be in decent form when meeting folks, and I spent a good deal of time in an unpleasant convalescence first back in the truck and later in a local hotel. But if I ever have the chance to be hospitalized in Maryland again, I’ll give you a shout,…or a whimper depending on the level of pain.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 8:31 am
  26. Profile photo of 10 cents Member

    CJ,

    Which one has a parrot on his shoulder?

    The answer to your question is Illiniguy since he would make the parrot an employee since even a tax lawyer needs a parrot-legal to help him out.

    CuriousJohn
    10 cents: , “A truck driver, a tax lawyer, and a retail guy walk into a bar”. …. I have a feeling this would make a great sequel if RightinChicago made it a foursome.

    Which one has a parrot on his shoulder? and I see RightinChicago as the bartender in this joke. · 2 hours ago

    Edited 2 hours ago

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    • January 10, 2013 at 10:55 am
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    10 cents: CJ,

    Which one has a parrot on his shoulder?

    The answer to your question is Illiniguy since he would make the parrot an employee since even a tax lawyer needs aparrot-legal to help him out.

    7 minutes ago

    Rimshot

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    • January 10, 2013 at 11:03 am
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    Nanda Panjandrum

    Likes, for all of these comments and a *huge*THANKS* to CJ, Dave, “Alphonse” and Illiniguy for letting me join in the fun in Kenosha! A true gift from several of my favorite Ricochetti. (Thanks for posting – and for the kind words, Dave!)

    [self-edit, typo]

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    • January 10, 2013 at 11:08 am
  29. Profile photo of DocJay Member

    I really have enjoyed CJ’s podcasts. What a great addition he has been here! I wish I did them more but the last time my wife thought I was having an affair and kept asking me what I was so “curious” about and if I was the John.

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    • January 10, 2013 at 12:34 pm
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    Nanda Panjandrum

    Unflappable as ever: “Hon, it’s for you, have fun…”. (She’s an old hand at the AMU.) 🙂

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    • January 11, 2013 at 2:49 am
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