Protecting Me from My Own Government

 

I should never post when I’m angry or drunk.  But if I followed that rule, I’d never post anything, so there you go.  But anyway, I just got off a conference call with, um, I’m not sure who, exactly.  So, um, let me explain.  I use “Chip” who works for “EF Hutton” to manage my retirement plan.  I’m blessed with a high income (after decades of building up to this point), but I’m 52, and after decades of reinvesting everything I have into building my business, I need to save some money for my retirement.  So “President” Biden proposed some tax legislation that has financial advisors all over the country completely stressed out.  So my buddy “Chip” calls me, and says my 401k won’t be sufficient – I’ve got to do something else to keep my income below a certain level, and that is likely to be very important.  If “President” Biden’s proposed legislation actually goes through.  Which they think it will.  So “Chip” calls “Chris” who gets someone to suggest that “Chad” call me – “Chad” works as a sort of liaison between ”Chip” and “Chris” and “EF Hutton” and “various record keepers” to “build” “retirement plans” to “create tax savings” and “maximize opportunities” while “keeping fees down” and “ensuring regulatory compliance.”

I just got off a phone call with Mayo explaining that one of my patients was about to die, and there was nothing I could do about it.  And then, with “Chad”, I have a very long phone call.  With someone I’ve never met, who does something I don’t understand, who apparently will help me “achieve my goals,” which really are pretty simple – I just want to save some money.  My own money – I want to save some of my own money.  And I earn a good living, but I’m not Mark Zuckerberg, for Pete’s sake.  And after that phone call, I think that there will be at least four (possibly five?) multinational financial corporations involved in my efforts to save some of my own money.  It was a long phone call.  And I don’t understand what we talked about.  I asked questions about concrete realities, and “Chad” answered in code.  A sort of code that used vague terms which may mean something to other people like “Chad,” but means nothing to me, whose success is measured in things like ‘how many of my patients are breathing today?’  “Chad” probably felt like he was trying to explain differential equations to a Bassett Hound.  And I’m the Bassett Hound.  Which is why I’m angry and drunk.

I have a simple job.  My patients pay me money to prevent them from becoming dead.  I then put that money in a bank account, and use it to pay for groceries and electricity and bourbon and other necessities.  Despite my simplistic finances, I hire an accountant to prepare my tax returns.  Which are over 100 pages long.  He gives me an envelope with over 100 pages of God-knows-what in it, and he says, “Be sure to read through that before you send it in.”  As if I could decipher even the first page.  I’m a really good doctor, but I don’t understand tax law.  So I hire my accountant named “Chris.”  Who recommends somebody who recommends “Chip.”  Who calls somebody who recommends “Chad,” who recommends working with companies who advertise during golf tournaments, so that I can save some of my own money.  And I don’t understand what any of these people do.  And this is my money.  And, technically, my country.  And my government.  Pretty much, I thought.  After a fashion.  Which is passing laws I don’t understand which require me to hire people I don’t know who work for companies I don’t understand to do something that makes no sense.  All so that I can save some of my own money.

A communist (or even socialist) government controls people because it owns the means of production.  A fascist government does not want to own the means of production, but controls it via regulation, taxation, and various other punitive measures.

I’m being controlled by my own government, by rules that I don’t understand.  So I hire people that I’ve never met, to do things that I don’t understand, to follow laws that make no sense, in preparation for legislation that has not yet passed.  But it might.  So I end up drinking while I talk to “Chad.”  Or possibly “Chris.”  It doesn’t really matter, I suppose.  Whatever.

I’ve spent the last 30 years devoting countless hours to becoming the best doctor I can be, while “my government” has been developing ways to discourage me from doing that, while planning out how to penalize my possible success.  If I should happen to succeed, against all odds.  If I don’t succeed, they’ll penalize whoever does.  My government is open-minded, on matters like that.  No matter who wins, “my government” wins.

But I take all the risk.

But despite all that, I press on, because I feel like I ought to.  I think my work is important.  I reinvest everything I have, gambling on my own success, over all my competitors.  While my own government waits to take the winnings from whoever comes out on top.  Whoever.

Just in case I happen to succeed, I hire professionals to protect me from my own government.

Although, regardless of who succeeds, both “Chad” and “Chris” probably drive really nice cars.  Because they’re good at something that I don’t understand.  And something I try not to care about.  So, like “my government,” whoever wins – they win.

And if they ever get sick or old, they’ll hire me.  To do something that everyone understands.  But that not everyone can do.  Because it takes years of investment and sacrifice.  Which is currently discouraged by “our” government.

There is a reason that some people are freaked out right now.  This is no joke.

There is a great article in all this chaos somewhere.  Which I hope will be written by someone other than me.  Whoever writes that article, I thank you in advance.  But it won’t be me.

Because I have some serious drinking to do.  Because this is my life.  And my risks, and my years of hard work.  And my hard-earned money.  And I’ve lost the will to fight.  I just want to do my job.  I’ve lost interest in, um, whatever the heck is going on here.

Which, I think, is the whole point of all this.  Encourage them to keep working.  And discourage them from thinking.

Sign me up, I guess.  I’ll be happy if I’m just allowed to do my job.  I’ll try to stop thinking.

I’ll leave that to “Chad.”  Or possibly “Chris.”

Whatever.

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  1. Flicker Coolidge
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    Chuck (View Comment):

    Gazpacho Grande’ (View Comment):

    Why would a government that’s acting in our best interests have a tax code that’s over 4,000 pages long?

    Answer: Because it’s not acting in the best interests of the people.

    Most organizations flip from being focused on providing the good or service that has value to their customers, at some point, to being one that, in parallel, starts focusing on its own self-benefit. Since the government really doesn’t have customers, it answers to no one, and this creates the most hideous of conditions where a huge entity with the power to tax and jail you is literally held back by nothing.

    Ask Lois Lerner. You can, because she didn’t go to jail. For meddling in a presidential election. From one of the most powerful of government entities in existence: The one that has the power to take your money from you by force.

    “The power to tax is the power to destroy” – John Marshall

    I think taxation, and who does it and who cannot, is the key to more or less peaceful State secession.

    See the trend of the conversation at Can federalism save America?

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  2. The Reticulator Member
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    Mark Camp (View Comment):

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Chuck (View Comment):
    “The power to tax is the power to destroy” – John Marshall

    What he didn’t tell us, but should have, is that the power not to tax is also the power to destroy.

    I don’t get your meaning.

    The power of the state to refrain from taxing churches is the power to keep the churches from behaving in ways that the state doesn’t like.  The churches don’t want to lose their tax exemptions.  It’s a crude weapon, but effective. 

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  3. Mark Camp Member
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    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Mark Camp (View Comment):

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Chuck (View Comment):
    “The power to tax is the power to destroy” – John Marshall

    What he didn’t tell us, but should have, is that the power not to tax is also the power to destroy.

    I don’t get your meaning.

    The power of the state to refrain from taxing churches is the power to keep the churches from behaving in ways that the state doesn’t like. The churches don’t want to lose their tax exemptions. It’s a crude weapon, but effective.

    Thanks, I understand now. Good point.

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  4. RufusRJones Member
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    This is a great discussion. The tax code does not add any value. The government spending beyond actual public goods does not add any value. 

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  5. Stad Coolidge
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    Steve C. (View Comment):

    There’s a reason Warren Buffet never, in spite of his friendship with Bill Gates, never invested in technology. He didn’t understand it.

    My unsolicited and decidedly non professional recommendations.

    1. Put as much as you can into a tax sheltered IRA/401K/SEP, whatever is available to you. Your accountant and your attorney will know which you can use.

    2. All your savings should go 50/50 , tax advantaged or not, in no load mutual funds of federal government bonds and a broad market index of stocks such as the S&P 500.

    3. Rebalance once a year to maintain your 50/50 mix.

    https://couchpotatoinvesting.com/about/

    I like Dave Ramsey’s approach, but the bottom line is to have a plan . . .

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  6. TBA Coolidge
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    Long ago, villages were plagued by raiders who rode in, ate their fill, took whatever they could carry, and sometimes burned things down for the hell of it. 

    Government is the semi-domesticated version of this. They don’t usually burn without purpose and they don’t take everything because they don’t want to kill their host. 

    But they still eat their fill and there are a lot of them because nothing keeps their numbers down. 

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  7. TBA Coolidge
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    RufusRJones (View Comment):

    This is a great discussion. The tax code does not add any value. The government spending beyond actual public goods does not add any value.

    ‘Public Good’ is right up there with Commerce Clause and General Welfare with phrases that depend on what John Adams called ‘a moral and religious people’. 

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  8. RufusRJones Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    RufusRJones (View Comment):

    This is a great discussion. The tax code does not add any value. The government spending beyond actual public goods does not add any value.

    ‘Public Good’ is right up there with Commerce Clause and General Welfare with phrases that depend on what John Adams called ‘a moral and religious people’.

    I don’t think it’s that bad. Look up the actual definition. There is some gray, but it’s not that bad.

    Of course, hardly anyone anywhere cares about using this concept properly. I would really like to go on a jihad about this topic. lol

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  9. RufusRJones Member
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    This is one of my new theories:

    Actual, strictly defined public goods only. 

    Every government actuarial system is 100% funded except for recessions. 

    The Federal Reserve simply backs up the financial system in a punitive way. No pushing the economy around.

    Everybody gets on board with the Judge Learned Hand “spirit of liberty” speech.

    How horrible would that be?

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  10. Stad Coolidge
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    TBA (View Comment):
    . . . they don’t take everything because they don’t want to kill their host.

    But they may unintentionally.  Heck, given what I know about the left, killing the host might actually be their game plan on the way to achieving their ultimate goal . . .

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  11. Randy Webster Inactive
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    RufusRJones (View Comment):

    This is one of my new theories:

    Actual, strictly defined public goods only.

    Every government actuarial system is 100% funded except for recessions.

    The Federal Reserve simply backs up the financial system in a punitive way. No pushing the economy around.

    Everybody gets on board with the Judge Learned Hand “spirit of liberty” speech.

    How horrible would that be?

    Good luck getting the libs to go along.

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  12. RufusRJones Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    RufusRJones (View Comment):

    This is one of my new theories:

    Actual, strictly defined public goods only.

    Every government actuarial system is 100% funded except for recessions.

    The Federal Reserve simply backs up the financial system in a punitive way. No pushing the economy around.

    Everybody gets on board with the Judge Learned Hand “spirit of liberty” speech.

    How horrible would that be?

    Good luck getting the libs to go along.

    I know, but it’s a clean way to explain good government and a better society. It’s a good bogey for explaining how screwed up everything is right now. I’m obviously not into boiler plate GOP talking points.

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  13. iWe Coolidge
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    Steve C. (View Comment):
    2. All your savings should go 50/50 , tax advantaged or not, in no load mutual funds of federal government bonds and a broad market index of stocks such as the S&P 500.

    Buying government bonds? Seriously? 

    As for broad index holdings… yes, if volatility is considered bad in itself.  That is not, to me at least, rational. It is just avoiding ups-and-downs.

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  14. Nanocelt TheContrarian Member
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    Remember, the 16th Amendment was passed because the original Constitution forbid any direct tax. A progressive income tax is a direct tax. This tax was inspired by the Communist Manifesto. It was the work of Progressives (Democrat and Republican alike).  It turned the original Constitution on its head, made the Constitution contradict itself, and created Leviathan, as opposed to limited Federal government. It is arguably the single most asinine thing ever done in America. 

    Dr. Bastiat, your mission impossible (in addition to running a medical practice, which is well night impossible now), should you chose to accept it,  is to repeal the 16th Amendment. The continued existence of this Amendment proves Chesterton’s dictum, that the aim of Progressives is to continue to make mistakes, while the aim of Conservatives is to make sure those mistakes are never corrected. 

    Every Conservative, or Federalist, or Constitutionalist in America should be dedicated to repealing the 16th Amendment. That none are, only goes to show how far we have fallen. 

    Do you want to fundamentally transform America, into what it was originally intended to be? Repeal the 16th Amendment. 

    Repeal the 16th Amendment.  You’ll never have to talk to Chip, or Chad, or anyone else again. And no one will be able to tell you how much you can save tax free. Or how low you have to keep your income.  Those will be moot points. 

    Let Freedom Ring.

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