Brooding Over Cicadas? Just Eat Them. The UN Says So.

 

“Brood X” Cicadas are making their appearance in a big way this weekend in northern Virginia. They’re a nice, harmless, and (eventually) noisy diversion from our current theater. But just wait – someone will politicize them, too. You know it’s coming.

In a sense, Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan already has. He’s declared the months of May and June as “Magicicada Months.” Never missing a chance to promote his state, he notes that the bugs sport the official colors of Maryland.

They’re interesting and pretty harmless, with a tragic lifespan. After munching on tree sap underground for 17 years as slow-growing nymphs, they emerge, molt from their exoskeletons, fly around clumsily, noisily sing in the trees, mate, and die within about 30 or so days. At least the ones that don’t get eaten by birds, dogs, Cicada Killer Wasps, etc. And then their dying carcasses smell up the place.

I remember our first confrontation with them 34 years ago. My wife and I took off on northern Virginia’s Washington and Old Dominion bike trail, made impossible by the hoards of cicadas buzzing from tree to tree across our path and into our faces and hair. We’re ready for their return.

Their strategy for emerging is also interesting. Maryland’s WGMD radio reports:

“Brood X cicadas synchronously emerge in large numbers as part of a predator satiation strategy. By coordinating their emergence, the sheer number of cicadas will allow for many to be eaten by predators while some of the population survives to procreate. Cicada predators include some birds, reptiles, amphibians, mammals, and other insects.”

But the United Nations is promoting that something or someone else become a predator or consumer: You. And it won’t be the first insect you’ve likely consumed. And I’m not talking about the occasional gnats that make their way into your digestive tract on long hot summer bike rides.

The UN’s Food and Agriculture Organization recently published a report on edible insects. National Geographic magazine was downright glowing in its description.

Stinkbugs have an apple flavor, and red agave worms are spicy. A bite of tree worm apparently brings pork rinds to mind.

This information will come in handy for those of us following the latest recommendation from the United Nations: Consume more insects.

report released Monday by the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization reminds us that there are more than 1,900 edible insect species on Earth, hundreds of which are already part of the diet in many countries.

In fact, some two billion people eat a wide variety of insects regularly, both cooked and raw; only in Western countries does the practice retain an “ick” factor among the masses.

Why eat something that we usually swat away or battle with insecticides? For starters, many insects are packed with protein, fiber, good fats, and vital minerals—as much or more than many other food sources.

If you like your stinkbugs, you can eat your stinkbugs and mine while you’re at it.

I’m surprised it isn’t part of The Green New Deal. Some celebrities are promoting insect consumption. There is no shortage of organizations, websites, and posts that promote the benefits of insect consumption. And the world’s wealthiest man not only advertises insect protein powder on his famous website/marketplace, but he also walks the walk.

But the fact is that if you’ve consumed a processed food that is colored red or lists the natural food coloring “carmine” on the ingredient panel, you’ve consumed insects. Carmine derives from crushed cochineal. What is cochineal, you ask? It looks like this.

Yummy little bugger, no? But don’t worry. While the Food and Drug Administration has approved cochineal (Carmine) as a coloring for food, cosmetics (think lipstick), and medical supplies, given the occasional allergic reactions reported from it, many food companies have moved to plant-based alternatives, especially for you vegans. If Carmine in your food freaks you out, check the ingredient statement.

If you’re open to snacking on our new visitors, the Philadelphia Tribune offers some suggestions.

In 2004, Caroline Goon heard that the periodical cicadas that had just swarmed the D.C. area were edible. After considering different advice on how to eat them — with or without wings, headless or head on — the 20-year-old went to a tree near her apartment complex in Wheaton, Md., pulled a few adult cicadas off and gave them a quick fry. The result?

“I remember distinctly that at the time, it tasted like a crispy, salty-ish snack,” she says.

Perhaps you can dip them in chocolate for that “sweet-salty” fix that food makers believe that many of you crave. Sadly, however, cicadas don’t make National Geographic’s list of the top 8 insects you should consume. Beetles top the list; stinkbugs round it out.

I was surprised that crickets didn’t make the list since that seems to be the insect du jour right now, especially for protein powder. Unique, very sanitary cricket farms have emerged that cultivate these noisy insects for food. Raising crickets for food and feed might be a financial opportunity for you.

Need a cookbook for your new cuisine? Don’t worry, Amazon to the rescue. But there’s one new thing we’ve learned anew – that lard, once the bete noire of food byproducts, is off the naughty list. Not for vegans, of course, since lard comes from pigs. Maybe toss those cicadas in the skillet with a bit of lard (lower in saturated fat than butter), a pinch of salt (not too much!), and a little garlic, and presto! Perhaps serve with a bit of pesto, or have some hummus nearby. It might even qualify for the FDA’s forthcoming “healthy” symbol.

Yum. Welcome to your “new normal,” especially for the forthcoming “climate emergency.” But you’ll have to remove your mask to enjoy them.

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  1. kedavis Coolidge
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    OccupantCDN (View Comment):

    I dont know whats worse bugs or mice?

    The mouse plague in Australia is doing some real damage to their crops and health.

    Sounds like they need to start using the Working Cats programs, as I’ve noted on another thread just recently.

     

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  2. kedavis Coolidge
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    JustmeinAZ (View Comment):

    What was wrong with the original title????

    Was it changed?  This isn’t – and never was – the “One Cicada, Two Cicada…” thread.

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  3. GlennAmurgis Coolidge
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    Let’s ship the Cicadas to NY to the UN  Cafeteria. The Chef’s surprise will be a real one

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  4. Percival Thatcher
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    GlennAmurgis (View Comment):

    Let’s ship the Cicadas to NY to the UN Cafeteria. The Chef’s surprise will be a real one

    I have a long list of things that the UN can eat. Cicadas aren’t on it.

    I’ll add that to the bottom and email it to them.

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  5. Stad Coolidge
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    I think I’d revert to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

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  6. JustmeinAZ Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    JustmeinAZ (View Comment):

    What was wrong with the original title????

    Was it changed? This isn’t – and never was – the “One Cicada, Two Cicada…” thread.

    I’m old and easily confused.

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  7. Skyler Coolidge
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    Please, someone make another post so that nasty picture gets off of the top of the page.

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  8. Henry Castaigne Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    I think I’d revert to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

    I would start by eating vegans or the Irish. 

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  9. Flicker Coolidge
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    Stad (View Comment):

    I think I’d revert resort to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

     

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  10. Henry Castaigne Member
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    I think I’d revert resort to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

     

    It’s likely that we all had ancestors that were cannibals. They tended to prefer to eat the meat of the strongest warriors they killed to absorb their power. 

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  11. Paul Stinchfield Member
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    James Lileks (View Comment):
    If they want to grind crickets into powder and add it to nutrition bars, I don’t care.

    Only if they put “bugs” on the label in very large letters.

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  12. Paul Stinchfield Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    I think I’d revert to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

    Revert? [ backs away while writing name in book ]

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  13. Flicker Coolidge
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  14. kedavis Coolidge
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  15. Michael Brehm Coolidge
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    Stad (View Comment):

    I think I’d revert to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

    I agree. Only free-range, local vegans and environmentalists for me, though. Just because you’re a cannibal doesn’t mean you can’t also be ethical about your meals.

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  16. Stad Coolidge
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    I think I’d revert resort to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

     

    Good catch . . . thanks!

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  17. Stad Coolidge
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    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    I think I’d revert resort to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

     

    It’s likely that we all had ancestors that were cannibals. They tended to prefer to eat the meat of the strongest warriors they killed to absorb their power.

    My ancestors were vikings, so I guess they dined on English cuisine . . .

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  18. Arahant Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    I think I’d revert resort to cannibalism before I’d ever eat an insect . . .

     

    Good catch . . . thanks!

    Potato, po-tah-to.

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  19. Arahant Member
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    Stad (View Comment):
    My ancestors were vikings, so I guess they dined on English cuisine . . .

    So were mine, and we have the diseases to prove it. 🤦

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  20. OccupantCDN Coolidge
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    https://www.rebelnews.com/trudeau_gov_seeking_specifications_for_insects_as_food

    If there is ever a fad in totalitarian thinking, you know Justine Trudeau is going to be all over it…

    The Trudeau government is seeking expert help on establishing best practices for both humans and animals to eat bugs.

    A request for proposal was posted today on the federal procurement website, and explains that guidelines are needed in order to support the expansion of the United Nations-backed breakfast cricket industry.

    Well there is some industrial policy headed for a quick dumpster fire. I would hope that when discussing “Breakfast Cricket” most people think its an early morning match…

    This is really starting to concern me, they really must be worried about inflation and shortages, if they’re starting to mold the public’s expectations like this…

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  21. kedavis Coolidge
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    OccupantCDN (View Comment):

    https://www.rebelnews.com/trudeau_gov_seeking_specifications_for_insects_as_food

    If there is ever a fad in totalitarian thinking, you know Justine Trudeau is going to be all over it…

    The Trudeau government is seeking expert help on establishing best practices for both humans and animals to eat bugs.

    A request for proposal was posted today on the federal procurement website, and explains that guidelines are needed in order to support the expansion of the United Nations-backed breakfast cricket industry.

    Well there is some industrial policy headed for a quick dumpster fire. I would hope that when discussing “Breakfast Cricket” most people think its an early morning match…

    This is really starting to concern me, they really must be worried about inflation and shortages, if they’re starting to mold the public’s expectations like this…

    And Our Leaders probably want to make sure there’s always enough meat for Our Leaders.

    I’m sure glad that I’ve been stocking up on canned meat etc.

    REAL meat, not canned bugs!  The only cans I get regarding bugs, are RAID.

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  22. TheRightNurse Member
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    Just don’t let your dog eat too many of them…

    https://www.washingtonian.com/2021/04/16/your-dog-might-eat-a-lot-of-the-cicadas-what-happens-next/

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