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President Maduro of Venezuela called to congratulate President Biden on his efforts to Caracasize the United States. White House staff said it was cordial call, and President Biden politely declined the invitation to visit Caracas. Rumor has it that President Biden said; Why go to Caracas when I can visit Chicago, Portland, Seattle, and Baltimore. He told Maduro he’s misplaced his passport, but as soon as he finds it he plans to visit the southern border of the United States.
The Colonial pipeline hack is creating some third-world problems on the east coast. President Biden said it’s time for solar-powered automobiles. White House advisors urge the public not to panic. One spokesperson said that as soon as they bulldoze Melania Trump’s rose garden, and finish trying to talk President Biden out of painting the White House forest green to honor the Green New Deal, they’ll close another pipeline.
Cell phone videos are starting to appear on social media of long lines for gas, as well as fistfights, and some people are filling plastic bags with gasoline.
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Published in Humor
I wonder if they have drug-sniffing dogs when Hunter flies with his pop.
And much of that first paragraph is plausible, if not exactly true. Sigh…
Good post, Doug. In a world where the question “Is the Pope Catholic?” is no longer a rhetorical question.
They lose more drug sniffing dogs that way.
So will Major bite Hunter when he comes to the White House?
Let’s hope. And then pee on him.
So a twofer? Like it.