Bulwark: Jon Gabriel Is the ‘Worst of the Worst’

 

In a big change for The Bulwark, Editor-at-Large Charlie Sykes is complaining about conservatives. This time, he’s upset at conservatives criticizing Rep. Liz Cheney for criticizing conservatives because Cheney is more conservative than the conservatives she’s criticizing. It’s all a bit recursive and my brain’s a bit logy from the second Pfizer dose. But if I read correctly, Never Trump wants Cheney to remain in leadership because her voting record is more pro-Trump than Elise Stefanik’s. I think.

After slamming Dan McLaughlin, Eliana Johnson, Byron York, Henry Olsen, Mark Hemingway, and Kurt Schlichter, he finally made the big announcement:

But, this, from Jon Gabriel, may be the worst of the worst. (And it is not a parody.)

“On substance,” he writes, “I agree with Cheney. The election was not stolen and Trump’s Jan. 6 incitement merited impeachment. But all that is history. The GOP’s job today is to stop Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer. In that fight — the only fight that matters six months after the election — Cheney is AWOL.”

He then critiques my admittedly brilliant analogy of why it’s better for the party to focus on future goals instead of past grievances.

Of course, we know the real reason Mr. Sykes is upset. It’s not my fault that I’m smarter, funnier, a better writer, more handsome — nay, sexier —  than him, not to mention humbler. But I assure him that such a cross is uneasy to bear.

My first job out of high school was splitting the atom. When I entered the Navy, the Cold War was raging; when I left, we had won it. I then graduated summa cum laude, and not just at any university, but Playboy‘s “#1 Party School” Arizona State (i.e., the Stanford of the West).

My life continues to proceed from victory to victory. I host the best podcast ever. I edit the finest website in existence. Even a tossed-off article on a Wyoming congresswoman goes viral. Men fear me and women want to be with me.

But of all my successes, perhaps my favorite is being named “Worst of the Worst” by Charlie Sykes and The Bulwark Dot Com. Risking immodesty, I have added the title to my Twitter bio. Since he follows me, I hope it brightens his day.

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  1. Gary Robbins Member
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    @GaryRobbins

    James Lileks (View Comment):

    Steven Seward (View Comment):
    And now that Lee abruptly starts singing the praises of Bush, you believe her, presumably because she lines up with your opinion on this one issue. But the whole thing is textbook political theater. Now pass the popcorn, please.

    I look forward to the 2023 pieces about how DeSantis is actually worse than Trump, because he’s better at packaging the poison.

    That may happen.  I would never have dreamed that Trump whipped the party into shape to excuse The Trump Big Lie, or the 1/6 Capitol Riot.  But then again, in 1998 I was flabbergasted when Democrats blithely excused Clinton lying under oath.

    “Say what you will about The Donald, at least he was unfiltered and truthful about his insanity. DeSantis hides the hate in a slick package, and that spells a danger for our Democracy 10 times greater than what Trump’s blustering impotence could ever achieve.”

    I am not fond of DeSantis, but have to believe that he is not as craven as Trump.  Trump’s secret power is that he has literally no shame, and I don’t see that in Ron DeSantis.  I do think that there will come a time when Trump can’t stand the positive press that DeSantis is getting.

    Sheila Jackson Lee co-sponsored a bill to impeach George Bush. But no one remembers that, because no one remembers anything except today’s ahistorical pyrotechnic display of virtue.

    Sheila Jackson Lee has long been known as one of the stupidest members of Congress.  While she authored the piece, clearly she did not write it.  In 2017 she said that the Constitution was 400 years old, which would place it at 1617, before the Pilgrims.  See this great article by the Daily Beast.  https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-constitution-is-400-years-old-and-more-pearls-from-sheila-jackson-lee  But, I will take what I can get.

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  2. Judge Mental Member
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    Point:

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    It is indeed shocking to me how many folks want to memory-hole Trump’s Big Lie, and then the Capitol Riot of 1/6.  I haven’t forgotten and I won’t forget.  

    Counter-point:

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    I cannot understand why in the world the Republican Party will not leave Trump behind. 

    Counter-counter-point:

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):
    I am not willing to accede to a Trumpified Republican Party.  And I will not rest until each of those 147 traitors to the Constitution are no longer in Congress.  I will never vote for any of them for any office, and will support their opponents. 

     

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  3. Gary McVey Contributor
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    Look, folks. Remember how on ST: Voyager they had to band together to survive? They even reconciled with rebellious members of the, um, Mercury Marquis, like that guy with the face tattoo, Chipotle. We can do the same. 

    Right now, the least appreciated sibling in the conservative family is probably the FiCons, who are slowly beginning to realize that if corporate America really pisses off conservatives, they have no reliable friends left. 

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  4. Gary Robbins Member
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    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Look, folks. Remember how on ST: Voyager they had to band together to survive? They even reconciled with rebellious members of the, um, Mercury Marquis, like that guy with the face tattoo, Chipotle. We can do the same.

    Right now, the least appreciated sibling in the conservative family is probably the FiCons, who are slowly beginning to realize that if corporate America really pisses off conservatives, they have no reliable friends left.

    Perhaps you are thinking of “Chakotay”?

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  5. Gary McVey Contributor
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Look, folks. Remember how on ST: Voyager they had to band together to survive? They even reconciled with rebellious members of the, um, Mercury Marquis, like that guy with the face tattoo, Chipotle. We can do the same.

    Right now, the least appreciated sibling in the conservative family is probably the FiCons, who are slowly beginning to realize that if corporate America really pisses off conservatives, they have no reliable friends left.

    Perhaps you are thinking of “Chakotay”?

    Merely a self-deprecating joke about age, time, and memory. 

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  6. RufusRJones Member
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Purging Liz Cheney for honesty would diminish the party. 

    That may well be a true statement if it wasn’t so simplistic.  Cheney has shown consistently poor judgement in the remarks she has made, and how and when she has made them–and some of her comments are not “honest” but dishonest.  As long as she wins in Wyoming, she is not “purged,” but a leader pays a price when they value themselves over those whom they are leading.

     

    This is the actual issue. 

    If you move off of this, you are talking about the wrong thing.

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  7. Gary Robbins Member
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    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Look, folks. Remember how on ST: Voyager they had to band together to survive? They even reconciled with rebellious members of the, um, Mercury Marquis, like that guy with the face tattoo, Chipotle. We can do the same.

    Right now, the least appreciated sibling in the conservative family is probably the FiCons, who are slowly beginning to realize that if corporate America really pisses off conservatives, they have no reliable friends left.

    Perhaps you are thinking of “Chakotay”?

    Merely a self-deprecating joke about age, time, and memory.

    I should have realized when you referred to the Mercury Marquis…

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  8. RufusRJones Member
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    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):
    Opinion by Sheila Jackson Lee

    What in the world?

    Gary, what is your intent when you post stuff like this? I am asking sincerely.

    The way Gary cites people when he’s trying to persuade is poorly informed and not effective. JMO.

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  9. RufusRJones Member
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):
    I cannot understand why in the world people condemn Liz Cheney for her vote of conscience,

    *She can’t do this and still be  leader. It’s too at odds with the main body.*

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):
    And I will not rest until each of those 147 traitors to the Constitution are no longer in Congress.

    *And you have this rationale for the Russia investigation. etc.* This will never happen, but I would really like to hear you explain this orally instead of that thick packet in force everybody to read.

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  10. RufusRJones Member
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):
    I am not fond of DeSantis,

    If you could make a long post of your criticisms of him, that would be great.

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  11. GlennAmurgis Coolidge
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    you have to wonder which was the bigger grift, the Weekly Standard or the Bulark? 

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  12. RufusRJones Member
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    GlennAmurgis (View Comment):

    you have to wonder which was the bigger grift, the Weekly Standard or the Bulark?

    The Bulwark gets its money from leftist donors. Pierre Omidyar. On Twitter, Bill Kristol totally sounds like a Democrat now. The other riders are like that, too. They are desperate for money or something. 75% of the stage is filled up with these guys at the principals first convention.

     

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  13. kedavis Coolidge
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    RufusRJones (View Comment):

    GlennAmurgis (View Comment):

    you have to wonder which was the bigger grift, the Weekly Standard or the Bulark?

    The Bulwark gets its money from leftist donors. Pierre Omidyar. On Twitter, Bill Kristol totally sounds like a Democrat now. The other riders are like that, too. They are desperate for money or something. 75% of the stage is filled up with these guys at the principals first convention.

    Principal as in money, it fits!

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  14. RufusRJones Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    RufusRJones (View Comment):

    GlennAmurgis (View Comment):

    you have to wonder which was the bigger grift, the Weekly Standard or the Bulark?

    The Bulwark gets its money from leftist donors. Pierre Omidyar. On Twitter, Bill Kristol totally sounds like a Democrat now. The other riders are like that, too. They are desperate for money or something. 75% of the stage is filled up with these guys at the principals first convention.

    Principal as in money, it fits!

    I want to be super clear, I don’t know where principles first got its seed money, but many around them gets it from Omidyar.

    They got $90,000 initially from somebody, but I don’t know who it is. I think after that, they just get by on small membership fees. 

    The head of it is really tight with one of the Lincoln Project guys, which was very uncomfortable given what they are pitching. His old hedge fund firm gave a ton of money to LP. 

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  15. The Reticulator Member
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):
    That may happen.  I would never have dreamed that Trump whipped the party into shape to excuse

     You mean, like, he used coercion? 

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  16. OccupantCDN Coolidge
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    Jon Gabriel, Ed.:

    But, this, from Jon Gabriel, may be the worst of the worst. (And it is not a parody.)

    “On substance,” he writes, “I agree with Cheney. The election was not stolen and Trump’s Jan. 6 incitement merited impeachment. But all that is history. The GOP’s job today is to stop Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer. In that fight — the only fight that matters six months after the election — Cheney is AWOL.”

    Next time you write a book – this should be a used as an endorsement quote for dust jacket. People should buy your books not just because of who is friends with the author – but also who his enemies are.

    Also, just wondering – do you get a lot of grief about the diet book?

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  17. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    Gary McVey (View Comment):
    Look, folks. Remember how on ST: Voyager they had to band together to survive? They even reconciled with rebellious members of the, um, Mercury Marquis, like that guy with the face tattoo, Chipotle. We can do the same. 

    To quote a line from a popular song, “Have I ever told you you’re my hero?”

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  18. E. Kent Golding Moderator
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Finally a liberal Democrat who speaks up for Republicans!

    I’m a proud progressive who thinks Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney and George W. Bush are true patriots

    Opinion by Sheila Jackson Lee

    “I am a proud progressive Texas Democrat in the tradition of the late Gov. Ann Richards and my predecessors, Reps. Barbara Jordan and Mickey Leland. And yet Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, the third-ranking Republican in the House, Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah, the 2012 Republican presidential candidate, and President George W. Bush, the last Republican president to amass a popular vote majority, have my undying respect for the manner in which they have stood steadfast in defense of the US Constitution and their principles — even in the face of brutal and unwarranted attacks by their own party.

    “All three of them have repeatedly rejected and denounced publicly, unequivocally and fiercely the Republican-driven “Big Lie” that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from former President Donald Trump. Together, Cheney, Romney and Bush are modern-day profiles in courage — embodying former President John F. Kennedy’s dictum that “sometimes party loyalty demands too much.”

    “Now some might think it surprising for a member of an opposing party to go against the convention of noninterference when one’s adversary is in the process of inflicting harm upon itself. But I have chosen to ignore this convention because I am a firm believer in the promise of a more perfect union. And I believe in America and its future.”

    ____________________________________________________

    I was surprised when she cited other conservatives who took unpopular stands:

    “Men like Rep L. Brooks Hays of Arkansas, who alienated powerful Gov. Orval Faubus during the 1957 integration crisis when he refused to support Faubus’ effort to keep the Little Rock public schools racially segregated. Or Sen. Barry Goldwater of Arizona, House Minority Leader John Jacobs Rhodes of Arizona and Senate Minority Leader Hugh Scott of Pennsylvania, who went to the White House to tell then-President Richard Nixon in 1974 that he had few supporters left in Congress — and if he didn’t resign, he would be impeached by the House of Representatives and convicted by the Senate.

    “Or women like Sen. Margaret Chase Smith of Maine, the first Republican senator to denounce the demagogue Sen. Joe McCarthy of Wisconsin during the height of the Red Scare. In her famous ‘Declaration of Conscience’ speech to the Senate, she said: ‘It is high time we stopped thinking politically as Republicans and Democrats about elections and started thinking patriotically as Americans about national security based on individual freedom.’”

     

    Sheila Jackson Lee does not wish good things for either America or the Republican Party.  The advice of your opponents is seldom meant for your benefit.

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  19. Franco Member
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    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Franco (View Comment):
    handsome

    Not sure whether you’re referring to Trump or Sykes here, but, uh, no.

    I’m only talking in relative terms. Have to seen a picture of who I’m comparing him to?
    I’ll believe Mitt has had a few chances to feel ‘temptation’, but our resident TDS [redacted]? I don’t think so…

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  20. RufusRJones Member
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):
    Opinion by Sheila Jackson Lee

    She has mental problems or she is a really bad person. There are decades of documentation.

    Gary, you don’t keep up on current events and news enough for the amount of arguments you start at this place.

     

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5216023/Rep-United-flight-fight-history-bad-behavior.html

     

     

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  21. Franco Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    DrewInEastHillAutonomousZone (View Comment):

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    I’m a proud progressive who thinks Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney and George W. Bush are true patriots

    Opinion by Sheila Jackson Lee

     

    I died laughing.

    I’m dead now.

    Thanks, Gary.

    The only thing funnier would be if it was co-written by Maxine Waters.

    These people lie with such abandon. And people like Gary get all warm and fuzzy inside feeling kinship with people who otherwise wish to  demolish his beloved country. 
    But I have to wonder, did she get a gushing ‘thank you’ call from Mitt and George? 

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  22. She Member
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    E. Kent Golding (View Comment):

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Finally a liberal Democrat who speaks up for Republicans!

    I’m a proud progressive who thinks Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney and George W. Bush are true patriots

    Opinion by Sheila Jackson Lee

    Crimenutely.  You must have a short memory, Gary.  Here’s a link to Dennis Kucinich’s House Resolution, 1258, June 10, 2008, the basis of which was an express wish that George W. Bush should be impeached for some very nasty stuff, including, to quote directly “[violating] United States Code, title 18, part 1, chapter 118, section 2441, governing the offense of war crimes.”  There is page after page of explicit detailing of his alleged crimes, and they make the thin, warmed-over, gruel that’s been thrown at Donald Trump over the years look like very tame stuff indeed.

    One of the eleven co-sponsors of that resolution was Sheila Jackson Lee.

    And here she is in 2012.  You have to go to the very end of this clip to hear what she has to say about Romney:

    Interviewer: Why, in your opinion, do you think that Governor Romney is polling at 0% among African Americans.

    SJL:  Well, African Americans are thinking voters. Governor Romney has every right to set out an agenda that every American and African Americans will listen to.  When there’s no agenda, there’s no need to support him.”

    I daresay if I spent another moment or two, I could find out what she really thinks about Liz Cheney, as well.

    It’s almost always dangerous to cherry-pick quotes from a politician and then crow that they represent some sort of moral absolute.  Just sayin.

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  23. Buckpasser Member
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    Jon Gabriel, Ed.: Playboy‘s “#1 Party School” Arizona State (i.e., the Stanford of the West).

    That’s the Harvard of the west.  Go Devils!!

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  24. aardo vozz Member
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    Jon Gabriel, Ed.:

    In a big change for The Bulwark, Editor-at-Large Charlie Sykes is complaining about conservatives. This time, he’s upset at conservatives criticizing Rep. Liz Cheney for criticizing conservatives because Cheney is more conservative than the conservatives she’s criticizing. It’s all a bit recursive and my brain’s a bit logy from the second Pfizer dose. 

    It may be that the folks at The Bulwark think Liz Cheney is simply trying to conserve conservatism from conservatives not conserving conservatism conservatively . 

     

     

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  25. colleenb Member
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    DrewInEastHillAutonomousZone (View Comment):

    The Bulwark is just The Lincoln Project with fewer pedophiles anyway.

    That we know of. I mean what I know about Charlie Sykes, et al, does not include their, em, proclivities.

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  26. RufusRJones Member
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    This is what I think. She knows she shouldn’t be in that position, given her views and the collective views of the GOP Congress. 

    Instead of just resigning, and being an ordinary congress person (she tried to primary a popular senator first, per Byron) the rest of her life, she has done this. This will get her a big fat contract at MSNBC, and alternatively, it’s a call option on possible, but unlikely event that the GOPe gets back control. She could run for president someday.

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  27. colleenb Member
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Finally a liberal Democrat who speaks up for Republicans!

    I’m a proud progressive who thinks Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney and George W. Bush are true patriots

    Opinion by Sheila Jackson Lee

    “I am a proud progressive Texas Democrat in the tradition of the late Gov. Ann Richards and my predecessors, Reps. Barbara Jordan and Mickey Leland. And yet Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, the third-ranking Republican in the House, Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah, the 2012 Republican presidential candidate, and President George W. Bush, the last Republican president to amass a popular vote majority, have my undying respect for the manner in which they have stood steadfast in defense of the US Constitution and their principles — even in the face of brutal and unwarranted attacks by their own party.

    “All three of them have repeatedly rejected and denounced publicly, unequivocally and fiercely the Republican-driven “Big Lie” that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from former President Donald Trump. Together, Cheney, Romney and Bush are modern-day profiles in courage — embodying former President John F. Kennedy’s dictum that “sometimes party loyalty demands too much.”

    “Now some might think it surprising for a member of an opposing party to go against the convention of noninterference when one’s adversary is in the process of inflicting harm upon itself. But I have chosen to ignore this convention because I am a firm believer in the promise of a more perfect union. And I believe in America and its future.”

    ____________________________________________________

    I was surprised when she cited other conservatives who took unpopular stands:

    “Men like Rep L. Brooks Hays of Arkansas, who alienated powerful Gov. Orval Faubus during the 1957 integration crisis when he refused to support Faubus’ effort to keep the Little Rock public schools racially segregated. Or Sen. Barry Goldwater of Arizona, House Minority Leader John Jacobs Rhodes of Arizona and Senate Minority Leader Hugh Scott of Pennsylvania, who went to the White House to tell then-President Richard Nixon in 1974 that he had few supporters left in Congress — and if he didn’t resign, he would be impeached by the House of Representatives and convicted by the Senate.

    “Or women like Sen. Margaret Chase Smith of Maine, the first Republican senator to denounce the demagogue Sen. Joe McCarthy of Wisconsin during the height of the Red Scare. In her famous ‘Declaration of Conscience’ speech to the Senate, she said: ‘It is high time we stopped thinking politically as Republicans and Democrats about elections and started thinking patriotically as Americans about national security based on individual freedom.’”

    Sheila Jackson Lee elevating herself to the likes of Barbara Jordan? I don’t think so.

     

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  28. ToryWarWriter Coolidge
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    Liz Cheney reminds me most of all of Canadas Maxime Bernier. I remember talking to Erin O’toole (now leader of the opposition in Canada), back at the Halifax convention, where Bernier dropped his book. I asked him what happened.

    “I kept telling Max just shut the hell up. If Andrew Scheer wins, your Minister of Finance, if he loses, your the next leader of the party. Just shut the hell up. But someone like Max can’t by his nature know when to shut up.”

    Now Erin is leader of the Conservative party, and Mad Max Bernier doesnt even have a seat.

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  29. colleenb Member
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    colleenb (View Comment):

    DrewInEastHillAutonomousZone (View Comment):

    The Bulwark is just The Lincoln Project with fewer pedophiles anyway.

    That we know of. I mean what I know about Charlie Sykes, et al, does not include their, em, proclivities.

    See others beat me to the punch (can I still use that idiom – hmm? 🤔). Always read to the end of the comments.

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  30. Stad Coolidge
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    Is it safe to say we are witnessing the beginning of the “never-Jonner” movement?

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