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    @robberberen

    Ah, yes. This is why a soldier on a battlefield who feels an enemy’s bullet whiz by his ear is morally obliged to fire his next round into the dirt. It’s only fair. Good manners and all.

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    @KennedySmith

    In that case, much bloodshed could be averted if they turned their creativity toward making rude gestures.

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    @Claire

    I don’t even know where to start, really.

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    @flownover

    Overwhelming professionalism is no excuse for success.

    I suppose David was too tall for Goliath anyway ?

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    @BrianWatt

    Ah…it’s a game. Well, that explains everything. Where are my tennis whites and racket? I say chaps, anyone for tennis? I say, you there with the funny looking vest…

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    @MorituriTe

    The Harrison Bergeron rules of war.

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    @AaronMiller

    The IDF’s water balloon funding might not be cut afterall.

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    @Anon

    What if the Israelis fire first? Do the miss-for-miss rules still apply?

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    @BrianWatt

    Fetchez la vache!

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    @SMatthewStolte

    Actually, it seems like it should be: if A aims at B and hits open space, then B should aim at open space and hit A.

    (I hate to make light of such an awful situation, but how else do you make it through the day?)

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    @tabularasa

    I suggest we move this to a virtual platform. Let the best Israeli kid and the best Gazan kid engage in a game of Mortal Combat and avoid the whole “empty space” thing.

    I’ll put my money on the Israeli kid.

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    @IsraelP

    The UN and others have been saying this for years. It’s what they mean when they say “disproportionate.”

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    Israel P.: The UN and others have been saying this for years. It’s what they mean when they say “disproportionate.”

    Disproportionate = hitting what you’re aiming for.

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    @Sisyphus

    Don’t start nuttin’, won’t be nuttin’.

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    @flownover

    Sir Robin of Gaza I presume ?

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    @JerrytheBastage
    Daniel Frank: The Harrison Bergeron rules of war. · Mar 30 at 8:23am

    Exactly.

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    @Nickolas

    Sounds like something I might see in a Looney Tunes cartoon.

    According to Hamas’ rules of self-defense, I cannot shoot any assailants that are shooting at my family until they manage to hit one of them. Until then I can only return fire if I deliberately miss.

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    @flownover
    Stuart Creque: One of the reasons the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy advises travelers to keep a towel with them at all times is for protection against one of the most fearsome creatures in the galaxy, the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Though it will attack and kill you on sight, the Bugblatter Beast is incredibly stupid. If you can’t see it, it assumes that it can’t see you… so your only defense is to cover your head with your towel, at which point the Beast will realize you can’t see it and will leave you alone. For some reason, that came to mind. · Mar 30 at 12:29pm

    Thanks, any chance your child is named Trillian ?

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    @StuartCreque

    Proportionality in a war of survival is profoundly immoral. Proportionality means that there’s an acceptable, comfortable level of death and terror that the two sides can agree upon. Of course the Europeans want proportionality between Hamas and Israel, because they don’t care if some Jews and Arabs die every month. But Israel ought to take the moral position that massive disproportionality will convince Hamas to cease its military activity altogether. By the way, the deaths in Itamar and Jerusalem count as grounds for deadly retaliation against Gazan terror groups and their Hamas protectors.

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    @StuartCreque

    One of the reasons the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy advises travelers to keep a towel with them at all times is for protection against one of the most fearsome creatures in the galaxy, the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Though it will attack and kill you on sight, the Bugblatter Beast is incredibly stupid. If you can’t see it, it assumes that it can’t see you… so your only defense is to cover your head with your towel, at which point the Beast will realize you can’t see it and will leave you alone. For some reason, that came to mind.

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