Quote of the Day: The Right Trousers

 

‘They can tak’ oour lives but they cannae tak’ oour troousers!’ The Wee Free Men, by Terry Pratchett.

The Wee Free Men, be it rightly said, is another one of those books that I am a shameless recommender of – and the first in a sequence of what are called children’s books (but actually have an awful lot to them). They feature – well, you will see what it is they’re featurin’ – but I dinnae think it’s givin’ too much away to say that it includes fairies (nay, pictsies) whose swords, so it is said, glow blue in the presence of lawyers, and who really appreciate the importance of freeeedoooom!

And who appreciate, furthermore, that freedom, as with so many other things, sometimes comes down to defending your trousers. (And readin’ really guid books! I can recommend a wee few, if ye’re so inclined …)

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  1. Arahant Member
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    Trousers?

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  2. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Trousers?

    Noo stop tha’, ye’re going to get us all kilt!

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  3. Arahant Member
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    Noo stop tha’, ye’re going to get us all kilt!

    Exactly. Freeeedooom!

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  4. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    Noo stop tha’, ye’re going to get us all kilt!

    Exactly. Freeeedooom!

    Ach, we’re in trouble noo!

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  5. Arahant Member
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    I had a brief nap and dreamed of the knockers.

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  6. HankRhody Freelance Philosopher Contributor
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    Fetch my fighting trousers

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  7. HankRhody Freelance Philosopher Contributor
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    Fetch my fighting trousers

    [Editing out duplicate video. Just one pair of trousers will suffice, thank you.

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  8. She Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    I had a brief nap and dreamed of the knockers.

    I am SOOO not following up on that ….

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  9. She Member
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    As often happens, a post on Ricochet reminds me of something I haven’t thought about for over half-a-century….

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  10. Andrew Miller Member
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    Ach, if they run me in, Ah’m turnin’ Queen’s Evidence! Ah’ll be oot by teatime! 

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  11. Arahant Member
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    She (View Comment):
    As often happens, a post on Ricochet reminds me of something I haven’t thought about for over half-a-century….

    I like the Elvis impersonation in the middle.

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  12. Arahant Member
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    She (View Comment):
    I am SOOO not following up on that ….

    Where’s your sense of adventure?

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  13. Randy Webster Inactive
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    She (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    I had a brief nap and dreamed of the knockers.

    I am SOOO not following up on that ….

    It’s innocent enough:

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  14. Midwest Southerner Coolidge
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    Terry Pratchett AND Wallace and Gromit?!

    I am not worthy…

    It’s a fine day, indeed!

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  15. Andrew Miller Member
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    Midwest Southerner (View Comment):

    Terry Pratchett AND Wallace and Gromit?!

    I am not worthy…

    It’s a fine day, indeed!

    Ach, all part of the service, ye ken. 

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  16. Midwest Southerner Coolidge
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):

    Midwest Southerner (View Comment):

    Terry Pratchett AND Wallace and Gromit?!

    I am not worthy…

    It’s a fine day, indeed!

    Ach, all part of the service, ye ken.

    Well, in addition to Pratchett and W & G, it was your Scottish slang that reeled me in this morning.

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  17. Andrew Miller Member
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    Midwest Southerner (View Comment):

    Andrew Miller (View Comment):

    Midwest Southerner (View Comment):

    Terry Pratchett AND Wallace and Gromit?!

    I am not worthy…

    It’s a fine day, indeed!

    Ach, all part of the service, ye ken.

    Well, in addition to Pratchett and W & G, it was your Scottish slang that reeled me in this morning.

    Daargh! The puns, the puns: What ha’ I unleashed?!

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  18. Arahant Member
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    What ha’ I unleashed?!

    The usual.

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  19. Midwest Southerner Coolidge
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    What ha’ I unleashed?!

    And now I have this inexplicable urge to rewatch previous seasons of Outlander. (I know, I know, don’t say it. LOL)

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  20. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    What ha’ I unleashed?!

    The usual.

    Oh, that’s right, isn’t it. Carry on!

    Macys Parade GIF by The 94th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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  21. Andrew Miller Member
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    Midwest Southerner (View Comment):
    rewatch previous seasons of Outlander

    You don’t want to do that — now I’m going to have to do another Quote of the Day for a TV series. In the meantime, maybe have a look for The Librarians, featuring, among others, Noah Wyle and Bob Newhart. (There’s also the original three TV movies, which I’m quite fond of — a very fortunate discovery.)

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  22. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
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    Terry Pratchett is most likely one of the most prolific successful subversive author of recent times.  

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  23. Midwest Southerner Coolidge
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):

    Midwest Southerner (View Comment):
    rewatch previous seasons of Outlander

    You don’t want to do that — now I’m going to have to do another Quote of the Day for a TV series. In the meantime, maybe have a look for The Librarians, featuring, among others, Noah Wyle and Bob Newhart. (There’s also the original three TV movies, which I’m quite fond of — a very fortunate discovery.)

    You’re so right – I don’t want to do that. I can never get those (wasted) hours back!

    Thanks for the reco on The Librarians, I’ll check it out.

    Since we’re taking TV, what are your thoughts on Doctor Who?

     

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  24. Andrew Miller Member
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    Fake John/Jane Galt (View Comment):

    Terry Pratchett is most likely one of the most prolific successful subversive author of recent times.

    I can’t help but admire the soppiness of someone who comes up with Gaspode the Wonder Dog.

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  25. Andrew Miller Member
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    Midwest Southerner (View Comment):

    Andrew Miller (View Comment):

    Midwest Southerner (View Comment):
    rewatch previous seasons of Outlander

    You don’t want to do that — now I’m going to have to do another Quote of the Day for a TV series. In the meantime, maybe have a look for The Librarians, featuring, among others, Noah Wyle and Bob Newhart. (There’s also the original three TV movies, which I’m quite fond of — a very fortunate discovery.)

    You’re so right – I don’t want to do that. I can never get those (wasted) hours back!

    Thanks for the reco on The Librarians, I’ll check it out.

    Since we’re taking TV, what are your thoughts on Doctor Who?

    Most welcome. It’s a lot of fun, if it’s your cup of tea. I can’t say I’ve ever felt the call of Doctor Who — just not one of those ones that appeals to me. 

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  26. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):
    Fetch my fighting trousers

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  27. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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  28. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):
    Editing out duplicate video. Just one pair of trousers will suffice, thank you.

    Says you.

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  29. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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  30. Living High and Wide Member
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