April Showers Bring Unfinished Tales

 

The above is an unfinished illustration that I was working on a while back for my story serial Once Upon a Spinning-Wheel (under the putative title of Said a Whiting to a Snail well, we’re already safely Through the Looking Glass, so what’s to lose?). The operative word here being ‘unfinished’.

Earlier this morning, it snowed properly for a good hour or so (April brings showers of snow – see, you knew I’d bring it back to the monthly theme), which in my corner of the world is a bit unusual these days, sadly – and it got me to thinking about unfinished projects, things I’d like to do, and things of that kind.

And thus I turned back to this one in my sketchbook (edited here to make it a little clearer) and thought, Hmm (or words to that effect), it really is time I got on with this …

Some things may need to be kept under lock and key till they’re ready – but sometimes, if you don’t share something in some form, it just sort of quietly ends up going nowhere. So, on that principle, I decided to share with you my little secret illustration – but don’t tell anybody, all right? It’s just between you, me, and the World Wide Web.

But what about you, though, kind reader? What unfinished tales or projects might you be harbouring?

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me – these other fellers I’m not so sure about, but— I jest, I jest!

Well, slightly.

But, as the Whiting said to the Snail, ‘Will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?’

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  1. Arahant Member
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    Andrew Miller: What unfinished tales or projects might you be harbouring?

    How much time have you got? 🙄

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  2. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Andrew Miller: What unfinished tales or projects might you be harbouring?

    How much time have you got? 🙄

    Well, I’m just about to make another cup of tea, so that long at least. Sit ye down, Master Arahant, and yarn a spell should ye so wish. I’ll boil the kettle.

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  3. Arahant Member
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    I’ll boil the kettle.

    I have to do the same. Back in a jiffy.

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  4. HankRhody Freelance Philosopher Contributor
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    Well okay then; I’m just preheating my oven for a frozen lasagna.

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  5. Andrew Miller Member
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    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    Well okay then; I’m just preheating my oven for a frozen lasagna.

    Pull up a chair, kind sir! They’re nice and comfy, and we’ll throw another log on the fire.

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  6. Arahant Member
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    Now, let’s see, what projects do I have outstanding?

    1. A book on poetic forms, or maybe a poetic lexicon,
    2. Three books on tips for writing better poetry,
    3. At least seven more volumes in my Hidden Angels Series,
    4. About 195 more inspirational readings to get to the 366 needed for a daily devotional for a year,
    5. Volume Five of the Jack the Magicless series,
    6. I have a few unfinished series of poetry, and need to whip some of my poetry into shape to be published in books,
    7. Finish my book on breakpoint thinking,
    8. Finish my book on corporate governance,
    9. Write a recipe book,
    10. Finish writing Tales from the Archives of Time,
    11. Finish the first novel in The Dead Detective series,
    12. Finish The Norns, a time travel novel, and
    13. Write a book for my niece.

    That ought to be a good start.

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  7. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    • Write a recipe book,

    You fiend! You’ll never get away with this! (Sorry, it’s almost obligatory.)

    • Finish writing Tales from the Archives of Time,

    This sounds interesting indeed (as do the others, but that one stands out to me).

    Arahant (View Comment):
    Write a book for my niece.

    What a kind a uncle.

    Arahant (View Comment):
    That ought to be a good start.

    It ought indeed.

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  8. Arahant Member
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    Speaking of poetry, poetic series, and children’s books, Mr. Andrew Miller, I could really use an illustrator.

    https://ricochet.com/676274/archives/autumn-colors-15-sep-on-the-tragic-fall-of-maurice-the-yellow/

    https://ricochet.com/676431/archives/autumn-colors-16-sep-the-life-and-times-of-leif-the-red/

    https://ricochet.com/678195/archives/autumn-colors-21-sep-the-utter-confusion-of-agnes-the-orange/

    https://ricochet.com/678438/archives/autumn-colors-22-sep-the-despair-of-bathilda-the-brown/

    https://ricochet.com/680378/archives/autumn-colors-the-jollity-of-gregor-greenleaf/

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  9. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Speaking of poetry, poetic series, and children’s books, Mr. Andrew Miller, I could really use an illustrator.

    https://ricochet.com/676274/archives/autumn-colors-15-sep-on-the-tragic-fall-of-maurice-the-yellow/

    https://ricochet.com/676431/archives/autumn-colors-16-sep-the-life-and-times-of-leif-the-red/

    https://ricochet.com/678195/archives/autumn-colors-21-sep-the-utter-confusion-of-agnes-the-orange/

    https://ricochet.com/678438/archives/autumn-colors-22-sep-the-despair-of-bathilda-the-brown/

    https://ricochet.com/680378/archives/autumn-colors-the-jollity-of-gregor-greenleaf/

    Ah, fallen into the pit which I have digged! I couldn’t leaf well enough alone … In all seriousness, though, if you think I could be of help, I’d be happy to explore it a bit. 

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  10. Arahant Member
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    In all seriousness, though, if you think I could be of help, I’d be happy to explore it a bit. 

    I have been looking for an illustrator for that series for years (Decades?). My first attempt was with an artist who apparently had no idea there was a difference between deciduous and evergreen trees. That did not go well. If you’re up to it, there’s obviously no firm deadline. Let’s talk more.

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  11. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    In all seriousness, though, if you think I could be of help, I’d be happy to explore it a bit.

    I have been looking for an illustrator for that series for years (Decades?). My first attempt was with an artist who apparently had no idea there was a difference between deciduous and evergreen trees. That did not go well. If you’re up to it, there’s obviously no firm deadline. Let’s talk more.

    Indeed, indeed! I shall have to do my research, no doubt. But sketching is fun in any case, and it’s a good excuse to mess around with pencils and paint a bit more. Who knows, this could be the beginning of a beautiful collaboration …

    black and white film GIF

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  12. Arahant Member
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    Who knows, this could be the beginning of a beautiful collaboration …

    Alright, but don’t call me Shirley. Or Louis.

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  13. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Andrew Miller (View Comment):
    Who knows, this could be the beginning of a beautiful collaboration …

    Alright, but don’t call me Shirley. Or Louis.

    Right you are, Sir ’Hant!

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  14. She Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):
    My first attempt was with an artist who apparently had no idea there was a difference between deciduous and evergreen trees.

    Oh, fir cryin’ out loud…

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  15. Andrew Miller Member
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    She (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    My first attempt was with an artist who apparently had no idea there was a difference between deciduous and evergreen trees.

    Oh, fir cryin’ out loud…

    I’m sure I can spruce things up a bit …

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  16. Arahant Member
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    She (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    My first attempt was with an artist who apparently had no idea there was a difference between deciduous and evergreen trees.

    Oh, fir cryin’ out loud…

    Indeed. Nothing like a big red leaf at the top of an obvious conifer. And nothing like a bad pun to start the day off on the left foot.

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  17. Arahant Member
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    My first attempt was with an artist who apparently had no idea there was a difference between deciduous and evergreen trees.

    Oh, fir cryin’ out loud…

    I’m sure I can spruce things up a bit …

    I pine for a punless thread.

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  18. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Andrew Miller (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    My first attempt was with an artist who apparently had no idea there was a difference between deciduous and evergreen trees.

    Oh, fir cryin’ out loud…

    I’m sure I can spruce things up a bit …

    I pine for a punless thread.

    I struggle to cedar difference.

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  19. She Member
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    Are you sure you want to put your name to such a thing? Might be safer to keep it euonymous.  

    Sorry.  I’ll stop now. Don’t want to derail such a poplar thread any more than I already have. 

     

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  20. Andrew Miller Member
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    She (View Comment):

    Are you sure you want to put your name to such a thing? Might be safer to keep it euonymous.

    Sorry. I’ll stop now. Don’t want to derail such a poplar thread any more than I already have.

     

    Derail? Perish the thought! It’s good to branch out. 

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  21. HankRhody Freelance Philosopher Contributor
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    That’s it, unfollowing you reprobates.

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  22. Arahant Member
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    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    That’s it, unfollowing you reprobates.

    You can’t leaf us now!

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  23. HankRhody Freelance Philosopher Contributor
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    That’s it, unfollowing you reprobates.

    You can’t leaf us now!

    Prove it you pitch bewitched punster.

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  24. Andrew Miller Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    That’s it, unfollowing you reprobates.

    You can’t leaf us now!

    That would be holly unjustified, surely? 

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  25. Arahant Member
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    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    That’s it, unfollowing you reprobates.

    You can’t leaf us now!

    Prove it you pitch bewitched punster.

    You didn’t really leave, did you?

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  26. HankRhody Freelance Philosopher Contributor
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    That’s it, unfollowing you reprobates.

    You can’t leaf us now!

    Prove it you pitch bewitched punster.

    You didn’t really leave, did you?

    I’ve been known to make poor life choices.

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  27. Andrew Miller Member
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    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    That’s it, unfollowing you reprobates.

    You can’t leaf us now!

    […]

    There’s no harm in em-bark-ing on a career of punnery!

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  28. Arahant Member
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    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):

    That’s it, unfollowing you reprobates.

    You can’t leaf us now!

    Prove it you pitch bewitched punster.

    You didn’t really leave, did you?

    I’ve been known to make poor life choices.

    Even though you know you’ll get needled about them.

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  29. Andrew Miller Member
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    HankRhody Freelance Philosopher (View Comment):
    pitch bewitched

    Wait a minute, pitch, pine — congratulate me, gentlemen (and ladies, o’ course), I’ve found a volunteer! :)

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  30. The Reticulator Member
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    Andrew Miller (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    My first attempt was with an artist who apparently had no idea there was a difference between deciduous and evergreen trees.

    Oh, fir cryin’ out loud…

    I’m sure I can spruce things up a bit …

    I’m working on a bicycle video where I’m trying to figure out if the difference between an oak-sugar maple forest is different enough from a generic mixed mesophytic forest to make the distinction on my maps. (Well, I’ve already decided it isn’t important for this one, but I’m wondering if it might be important for any of the others.) And that’s just a distinction that the Ohio people make. In Michigan I’m just using the catch-all category “central hardwoods.”  But should that be distinguished from the Ohio categories?  For now, no, but I shouldn’t lose the distinctions in case I need them sometime.

    Way back, maybe 35-45 years ago, people at my workplace would call on a local illustrator to make these kinds of distinctions for scientific publications.  She was pretty good at it; I wonder what she is doing nowadays. She was probably around my age, give or take.

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