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Quote of the Day: Relatively Speaking
‘Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.’ – Albert Einstein
‘The secret of getting ahead is getting started.’ – Mark Twain
‘The secret is to wake up.’ – Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men.
Balance requires momentum. Momentum requires starting. Starting requires … waking up.
… I say, are there brakes on this thing?
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Brakes?
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Nope.
No.
Normally, this is a PIT situation that would call for Judge Mental. But if he’s temporarily detained eating breakfast or doing calisthenics, we send in The Man and The Challenge.
“So, just why do you want to install a flux capacitor on a motorcycle, again? And why’s it got to be able to go at the speed of light?”
As much as I like the post, the aphorisms from Einstein and Twain seem contrived. Andrew, do you have primary references for them?
Alas, not. Those two may very possibly fall under the ‘print the legend’ dispensation — though I’m not sure if the Einstein one might be on firmer footing.
The Einstein one is reported here to be a translation from something he wrote in a letter to his son (Life Is Like Riding a Bicycle. To Keep Your Balance You Must Keep Moving – Quote Investigator).
The Twain one, according to the same website, appears harder to find a solid reference for (The Secret of Getting Ahead Is Getting Started – Quote Investigator).
“Life is like a s___ sandwich. The more bread you got, the less s___ you eat.”
Stad, stolen from someone . . .
Oh, and “s___” stands for salami. (snickers)
“There’s always some fool on the Internet trying to ruin everyone’s fun.” – Abraham Lincoln
I thought it was George Orwell who said that…right after the that thing he said about how “people sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”
Oh, wait….
This is the one I was looking for:
Reminds me of bicycle carriers I’ve had that require removal of the front wheel, which meant loosening the brake. I wish I had a count of the number of times I put the front wheel back on but forgot to re-fasten the front brake. It sometimes led to excitement.
Would you really want to remove excitement from life?
Besides, there alternative ways to stop. One bicycle book I had back in the early 70s told how to do a controlled crash, destroying your front wheel in the process, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. I never had such an exciting life that I had to try it.
No, not really — just a little humour to lighten zer journey, you understand.
Andrew, thank you for a most thorough and satisfying reply.
As Abraham Lincoln (might have) said, there’s two kinds of people, and one of them responds politely to quasi-snark. Nicely done.
My pleasure. (Caused me to think a bit more about verifying things, which is no bad thing.)
“Was that a shot? I think that was a shot.” – Archie Bunker
“If someone takes a shot at you, give ’em a good smack.” – Jesus
I… I don’t understand the question. Why on Earth wouldn’t you?
I am intrigued by your Snickers salami. Is this available at my local grocer or do you make it yourself?
What’s the trick of it? I mean, I’ve destroyed my bicycle’s fork in a crash that left me unharmed, but that was entirely by happenstance.
(To the tune of Muleskinner’s Blues)
“And if you don’t like your whe-e-l,
Then you can break, break
The fork fork, the fork fork yourself
Ah hah,
ah ha, ha ha ha ha”…
No sidecar? After all, where would my picnic lunch go? And the makings for a cup of tea? You’ve got to have a nice cup of tea when you’re time-travelling. That’s practically in the rules. (Although, if you’re riding a souped-up Harley with a flux capacitor, maybe the “rules” are ‘more sort of guidelines, really’.) I think I read that, er … somewhere.