My Removal List Of Elected Officials

 

Cleaning out the Augean Stables seems to be the new clarion call in Washington DC. I suppose it’s not totally beyond the pale in a city that features Greco-Roman architecture.

There’s never a Jewish space laser around when you need one.

House Majority Whip Dan Kildee (D), Michigan:

On CNN, House Majority Chief Deputy Whip Dan Kildee (D-MI) said that law enforcement has an “instinct” to shoot black people. During the interview with host Don Lemon, Kildee said:

“If the crowd had been black or Muslim, it would have been a disaster even greater than it was. Because we know what the instinct would have been for people in law enforcement, that would have been to open fire.”

Kildee continued that the violence that spread across the country in 2020 was not the fault of the rioters, but that of the United States Military:

“Even in the moments when we had violence over the summer, it was violence being perpetrated by the United States military against peaceful protestors.”

I’ll make this a mercifully short list by not naming every politician that believes that every time you start your car the world will end in a decade. The rolling end time of the end of the world never goes out of fashion. It’s an inclusive conspiracy theory that includes religious fanatics, as well as elected secular fanatics. I love big tents, there’s room for everyone.

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  1. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    Doug Watt:

    Cleaning out the Augean Stables seems to be the new clarion call in Washington DC. I suppose it’s not totally beyond the pale in a city that features Greco-Roman architecture.

    There’s never a Jewish space laser around when you need one.

    I love this! There are many more people that I would remove than keep in. I’d like to know how to get rid of the elite that pulls their strings!

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  2. OmegaPaladin Moderator
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    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Doug Watt:

    Cleaning out the Augean Stables seems to be the new clarion call in Washington DC. I suppose it’s not totally beyond the pale in a city that features Greco-Roman architecture.

    There’s never a Jewish space laser around when you need one.

    I love this! There are many more people that I would remove than keep in. I’ve like to know how to get rid of the elite that pulls their strings!

    Susan,

    I can’t believe you had a space laser & were holding out on me.  For shame!  Please tell me the targeting laser projects a Magen David on the blast site…

    Back on topic, I would put Sheila Jackson-Lee on the list.   She submitted the worst gun bill in US History.  It’s a dumpster fire that will make unregistered guns carry a longer sentence than rape or armed robbery.

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  3. Percival Thatcher
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    Doug Watt:

    On CNN, House Majority Chief Deputy Whip Dan Kildee (D-MI) said that law enforcement has an “instinct” to shoot black people. During the interview with host Don Lemon, Kildee said:

    “If the crowd had been black or Muslim, it would have been a disaster even greater than it was. Because we know what the instinct would have been for people in law enforcement, that would have been to open fire.”

    Kildee continued that the violence that spread across the country in 2020 was not the fault of the rioters, but that of the United States Military:

    “Even in the moments when we had violence over the summer, it was violence being perpetrated by the United States military against peaceful protestors.”

     

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  4. Percival Thatcher
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    Doug Watt: There’s never a Jewish space laser around when you need one.

    Boy, I’ll say.

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  5. Gary McVey Contributor
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Doug Watt: There’s never a Jewish space laser around when you need one.

    Boy, I’ll say.

    May the Schwartz be with you. 

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  6. DonG (2+2=5. Say it!) Coolidge
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    Doug Watt: “If the crowd had been black or Muslim, it would have been a disaster even greater than it was. Because we know what the instinct would have been for people in law enforcement, that would have been to open fire.”

    I wonder how the day would have gone if Nancy Pelosi had not sabotaged the security effort.  What if there was sufficient staffing, briefed and prepared for the known risk?  What if????  

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  7. Jules PA Inactive
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    Shorter list is of who to keep…

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  8. Caryn Thatcher
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    Doug Watt: There’s never a Jewish space laser around when you need one.

    Are you sure?  These are the guys with the rifle that shoots around corners.  Really, how cool is that???

     

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  9. Jules PA Inactive
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    Caryn (View Comment):

    Doug Watt: There’s never a Jewish space laser around when you need one.

    Are you sure? These are the guys with the rifle that shoots around corners. Really, how cool is that???

    Corner Shoot weapon??

    Freaking Awesome!!!!

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  10. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
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    The Democrats have been full of antisemites for ages, and people so stupid they think an island can tip over. 

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  11. aardo vozz Member
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    Doug Watt:

    There’s never a Jewish space laser around when you need one.

    The Israelis would definitely agree.😀😀😀😀

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  12. ctlaw Coolidge
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  13. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    ctlaw (View Comment):

    @ctlaw, you’ve made my morning!! Where did you find that??

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  14. Cal Lawton Inactive
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    Chemtrails, boss. Chemtrails.

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  15. Percival Thatcher
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    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    ctlaw (View Comment):

    ctlaw, you’ve made my morning!! Where did you find that??

    I’ve seen that before, but I don’t remember the context.

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  16. MiMac Thatcher
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    Cleaning out the corrupt/looney politicians is lifetime employment- you are going to need a lot of help.

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  17. ctlaw Coolidge
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    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    ctlaw (View Comment):

    @ ctlaw, you’ve made my morning!! Where did you find that??

    It’s from the fake trailer at the end of History of the World, Part I:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_World,_Part_I#Previews_of_coming_attractions

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  18. Full Size Tabby Member
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    I note again that such insanity is in the leadership of the Democratic party, and is not limited to otherwise obscure freshman legislators. 

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  19. JoelB Member
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    Is there a video or tweet where Marjorie Taylor Greene uses the term “Jewish Space Laser”? I suspect this is a hoax like Sarah Palin’s supposed “I can see Russia from my back door” from the SNL skit.

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  20. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    JoelB (View Comment):

    Is there a video or tweet where Marjorie Taylor Greene uses the term “Jewish Space Laser”? I suspect this is a hoax like Sarah Palin’s supposed “I can see Russia from my back door” from the SNL skit.

    My understanding is that she used the Rothschild name, who are Jewish financiers. I don’t think she said “Jewish.”

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  21. JoelB Member
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    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    JoelB (View Comment):

    Is there a video or tweet where Marjorie Taylor Greene uses the term “Jewish Space Laser”? I suspect this is a hoax like Sarah Palin’s supposed “I can see Russia from my back door” from the SNL skit.

    My understanding is that she used the Rothschild name, who are Jewish financiers. I don’t think she said “Jewish.”

    Any conservative women with an ounce of spunk must be labeled as idiots to uphold the narrative. They hate spunk.

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  22. GlennAmurgis Coolidge
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    I nominate Feng Feng’s boy friend

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  23. Percival Thatcher
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    ctlaw (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    ctlaw (View Comment):

    @ ctlaw, you’ve made my morning!! Where did you find that??

    It’s from the fake trailer at the end of History of the World, Part I:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_World,_Part_I#Previews_of_coming_attractions

    Thank you! I regret that there was no Part II.

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  24. Barry Jones Thatcher
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    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    JoelB (View Comment):

    Is there a video or tweet where Marjorie Taylor Greene uses the term “Jewish Space Laser”? I suspect this is a hoax like Sarah Palin’s supposed “I can see Russia from my back door” from the SNL skit.

    My understanding is that she used the Rothschild name, who are Jewish financiers. I don’t think she said “Jewish.”

    I found a copy of the tweet that people seem to be referring to…it is a bit ambiguous at a minimum. I read it as she is asking questions…others seem to be that she is making statements. Regardless, here it is: https://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/styles/scale_w1024/s3/static/D8Image/2021/01/27/marjorietaylorgreene-campfire.png?itok=WKrgaQRo

     

     

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  25. Caryn Thatcher
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    Barry Jones (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    JoelB (View Comment):

    Is there a video or tweet where Marjorie Taylor Greene uses the term “Jewish Space Laser”? I suspect this is a hoax like Sarah Palin’s supposed “I can see Russia from my back door” from the SNL skit.

    My understanding is that she used the Rothschild name, who are Jewish financiers. I don’t think she said “Jewish.”

    I found a copy of the tweet that people seem to be referring to…it is a bit ambiguous at a minimum. I read it as she is asking questions…others seem to be that she is making statements. Regardless, here it is: https://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/styles/scale_w1024/s3/static/D8Image/2021/01/27/marjorietaylorgreene-campfire.png?itok=WKrgaQRo

     

    Well, if that’s all she said, it could as easily have been construed as Jerry Brown’s lasers.  Then again, she was condemned by the (very left wing) Anti Defamation League as anti-Semitic for talking about George Soros and his during and after Holocaust activities (which were and have been unapologetically nasty).  The guy is himself a rabid anti-Semite and Israel basher, so I don’t buy into claims of anti-Semitism where he’s concerned (unless he’s the one being called out).  Assuming that’s all she said, she might be a teeny bit on the edge, but no worse than worrying about islands tipping over.   Not our best and brightest.  Cute.  She can be the Republican answer to AOC.

     

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