Recommended by Ricochet Members Created with Sketch. If I Were King of the Internet, I Would Mandate the Percontation Point⸮

 

Satire. Irony. Sarcasm. The written word seldom conveys these things well enough to tell them from someone’s making a serious statement or proposal. (This has even been codified and is now known as Poe’s Law.) Distinguishing serious from ironic is a very old problem, and one that was solved in about 1580. It was in that decade that Henry Denham, an English printer, came up with a solution. His idea was to have a new mark of punctuation that would distinguish when someone was not serious. That mark was the percontation point, and it looked like this: ⸮.

Thus, were I the King of the Internet, you would be mandated to use the percontation point⸮ It would probably be the only punctuation available to such publications as The Onion or The Babylon Bee. And maybe some mistakes would no longer be made:

 

Are there any interesting marks of punctuation, real or proposed, that you have come across? If you were King (or Queen or Pony Princess, whatever) of the Internet, what rules would you impose?

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  1. Percival Thatcher
    Percival Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Arahant:

    Thus, were I the King of the Internet, you would be mandated to use the percontation point⸮ It would probably be the only punctuation available to such publications as The Onion or The Babylon Bee. And maybe some mistakes would no longer be made:

     

    They’re Leftists. We already knew they are gullible.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 2:55 PM PDT
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  2. Randy Webster Member

    I just make my remarks. If people understand, great! If they don’t, that’s OK, too.

    • #2
    • September 24, 2020, at 3:05 PM PDT
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  3. Stina Member

    The Singularity has been reached. Satire and Reality are one.

    • #3
    • September 24, 2020, at 3:12 PM PDT
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  4. Arahant Member
    Arahant

    Stina (View Comment):

    The Singularity has been reached. Satire and Reality are one.

    So it seems. I am trying to bring us back from the brink.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 3:20 PM PDT
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  5. SkipSul Coolidge
    SkipSul Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Stina (View Comment):

    The Singularity has been reached. Satire and Reality are one.

    So it seems. I am trying to bring us back from the brink.

    A futile task.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 3:45 PM PDT
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  6. Arahant Member
    Arahant

    SkipSul (View Comment):
    A futile task.

    Especially with the number of people pushing us over in the other direction.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 3:46 PM PDT
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  7. Arahant Member
    Arahant

    This is part of the Group Writing project for September. October will be even more fun with the writing prompt of: It was a dark and stormy night…

    • #7
    • September 24, 2020, at 3:48 PM PDT
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  8. SkipSul Coolidge
    SkipSul Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    SkipSul (View Comment):
    A futile task.

    Especially with the number of people pushing us over in the other direction.

    When one attempts satire and mockery, but this is misread as an aspirational goal by those one is attempting to mock, one is missing the target. Humor at its most noble takes the wind out of our overpuffed sails – it is a corrective and a brake on our passions. But it requires at least a modicum of humility to be present in the target. The nihilists on the Left have largely stripped themselves of this.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 3:50 PM PDT
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  9. GLDIII Temporarily Essential Reagan
    GLDIII Temporarily Essential Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Satire or clairvoyant? 

    • #9
    • September 24, 2020, at 4:16 PM PDT
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  10. Arahant Member
    Arahant

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):
    Satire or clairvoyant? 

    Delicious.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 4:19 PM PDT
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  11. GLDIII Temporarily Essential Reagan
    GLDIII Temporarily Essential Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):
    Satire or clairvoyant?

    Delicious.

    Perhaps, but not at the expense of 60 million lost souls. 

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    • September 24, 2020, at 4:33 PM PDT
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  12. Richard Fulmer Member

    Mama don’t want no promiscuous percontation ’round here.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 6:39 PM PDT
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  13. Percival Thatcher
    Percival Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Richard Fulmer (View Comment):

    Mama don’t want no promiscuous percontation ’round here.

    No, no, no … it goes Mama don’t allow no promiscuous percontation around here.

    Okay … four for nothing. Arahant, come in at the bridge …

    Mama don’t allow no promiscuous percontation around here
    Mama don’t allow no promiscuous percontation around here
    We don’t care what Mama don’t allow
    We gonna promicuously percontinate anyhow
    Mama don’t allow no promiscuous percontation around here

     

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    • September 24, 2020, at 7:10 PM PDT
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  14. Richard Fulmer Member

    Percival (View Comment):

    Richard Fulmer (View Comment):

    Mama don’t want no promiscuous percontation ’round here.

    No, no, no … it goes Mama don’t allow no promiscuous percontation around here.

    Okay … four for nothing. Arahant, come in at the bridge …

    Mama don’t allow no promiscuous percontation around here
    Mama don’t allow no promiscuous percontation around here
    We don’t care what Mama don’t allow
    We gonna promicuously percontinate anyhow
    Mama don’t allow no promiscuous percontation around here

    This is why I keep you around. You take an almost funny post of mine and make it hilarious.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 8:33 PM PDT
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  15. Percival Thatcher
    Percival Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Old song.

    • #15
    • September 24, 2020, at 8:54 PM PDT
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  16. KentForrester Moderator

    Wouldn’t such a mark give up the game? Satire works best when the reader gradually understands that he’s been taken in. 

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    • September 24, 2020, at 8:54 PM PDT
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  17. Arahant Member
    Arahant

    KentForrester (View Comment):

    Wouldn’t such a mark give up the game? Satire works best when the reader gradually understands that he’s been taken in.

    Apparently not, Kent. Some people still wouldn’t get it.

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    • September 24, 2020, at 9:41 PM PDT
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  18. Bishop Wash Member

    Arahant: If you were King (or Queen or Pony Princess, whatever) of the Internet, what rules would you impose?

    Make Gopher Great Again. Actually, I don’t remember much about it and only used it a few times. I do remember fingering Coke machines.

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    • September 25, 2020, at 8:43 AM PDT
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  19. Arahant Member
    Arahant

    Bishop Wash (View Comment):
    I do remember fingering Coke machines.

    😨

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    • September 25, 2020, at 8:50 AM PDT
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  20. Bishop Wash Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Bishop Wash (View Comment):
    I do remember fingering Coke machines.

    😨

    Interesting how definitions change over time. From Wikipedia:

    “Prior to the finger program, the only way to get this information was with a who program that showed IDs and terminal line numbers (the server’s internal number of the communication line, over which the user’s terminal is connected) for logged-in users. Earnest named his program after the idea that people would run their fingers down the who list to find what they were looking for.

    The term “finger” had, in the 1970s, a connotation of “to snitch”: this made “finger” a good reminder/mnemonic to the semantic of the UNIX finger command (a client in the protocol context).”

    The Beatles knew of that other meaning with their Penny Lane lyrics so it was around at some level.

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    • September 25, 2020, at 9:23 AM PDT
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  21. Old Bathos Moderator

    Half the enjoyment of sarcasm, irony, and satire is the subsequent mocking of those who don’t get it. But hey, your punctuation proposal was like totally brilliant and awesome ⸮.

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    • September 25, 2020, at 10:08 AM PDT
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  22. Gary Robbins Reagan

    I could not find a Percontation Point in Word’s directory of symbols to be inserted. But I found this: ‽

    (It is a combined exclamation point and question mark.)

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    • September 25, 2020, at 11:03 AM PDT
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  23. Bruce Caward Thatcher
    Bruce Caward Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    I could not find a Percontation Point in Word’s directory of symbols to be inserted. But I found this: ‽

    (It is a combined exclamation point and question mark.)

    I think that’s called an interrobang.

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    • September 25, 2020, at 4:25 PM PDT
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  24. Boss Mongo Member

    Arahant: Are there any interesting marks of punctuation, real or proposed, that you have come across?

    Hey, man. You stymied me with your interrabangabong, Or whatever.

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    • September 25, 2020, at 5:33 PM PDT
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  25. The Reticulator Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):

    Wouldn’t such a mark give up the game? Satire works best when the reader gradually understands that he’s been taken in.

    Apparently not, Kent. Some people still wouldn’t get it.

    What’s not best about that?

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    • September 25, 2020, at 10:36 PM PDT
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  26. The Reticulator Member

    The role of king is usually hereditary. Tell us more about your children, Arahant. If your situation is like that of George Washington, would there be a peaceful transfer of power when your term is up?

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    • September 25, 2020, at 10:39 PM PDT
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  27. Arahant Member
    Arahant

    The Reticulator (View Comment):
    Tell us more about your children, Arahant.

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    • September 25, 2020, at 10:45 PM PDT
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  28. Percival Thatcher
    Percival Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    The role of king is usually hereditary. Tell us more about your children, Arahant. If your situation is like that of George Washington, would there be a peaceful transfer of power when your term is up?

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    • September 26, 2020, at 3:59 AM PDT
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  29. The Reticulator Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    The Reticulator (View Comment):
    Tell us more about your children, Arahant.

     What is the cat’s position on the percontation point?

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    • September 26, 2020, at 5:13 AM PDT
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  30. Arahant Member
    Arahant

    The Reticulator (View Comment):
     What is the cat’s position on the percontation point?

    It’s too sharp and pointy to sleep on.

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    • September 26, 2020, at 5:15 AM PDT
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