If I Were Your Writing Coach, I’d Take Away Your Exclamation Point

 

Exclamation point abuse! It happens to far too many writers! It seems they just can’t help themselves!

Okay, look, you get one exclamation point per year or per book. That’s it. And I just used up my three-year allotment. Unless you are illustrating a point of a character who always seems to be in exclamatory mode, a character who is a joke and a punchline, then you might use more exclamation points to show what an idiot he is. Otherwise, just don’t. Exclamation points should be treated like saffron: Just a few bits go a very long way.

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  1. Flicker Coolidge
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    Henry Racette (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    Dennis A. Garcia (formerly Gai… (View Comment):

    Arahant: Unless you are illustrating a point of a character who always seems to be in exclamatory mode, a character who is a joke and a punchline, then you might use more exclamation points to show what an idiot he is.

    “My characters are merely exuberant! That doesn’t make them jokes!” scoffed the writer, throwing down his stylus and tablet in disdain.

    “Loudmouthed and otherwise highly emotive people DESERVE sensitive fictional treatments!!” His colleague raged, and when words proved inadequate to the need of his righteous indignation, shoved his head forcefully though the drywall.

    Okay, help me out, here. Whose head got shoved through the drywall? I mean, I’m a fan of pushing faces through drywall, but I’m lost. Who got pasted? The guy hollering, or the guy putting up with it?

    Who cares? The point is, jobs were created! Every whole punched through drywall is an opportunity, a kind of gypsum stimulus, for some enterprising mud-slinger to pick up a few bucks and feed his family. Keep those dollars moving, buddy!

    “Gypsum stimulus”!

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  2. Arahant Member
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    Percival (View Comment):
    Arahant’s secret is both twins are evil.

    It works well for us.

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  3. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):
    What if I’m shouting or screaming?

    You usually only do that with the zweihander.

    Or the bec de corbin.

    I haven’t seen a bec de corbin in years. Thanks for reminding me…

    Check behind the sofa.

    You know, I had thought somebody had filched it out of the bike shed but there it was! Thanks! 

    Yes, I’m yanking Arahant’s chain with the exclamation points. 

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  4. Arahant Member
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    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    Yes, I’m yanking Arahant’s chain with the exclamation points. 

    As long as you don’t abuse them in your books, I don’t care.

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  5. TBA Coolidge
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    Tora. And then two more Toras.

    A Film of the Unpleasantness at Pearl Harbor. 

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  6. TBA Coolidge
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    DrewInWisconsin, Man of Consta… (View Comment):

    One of my regular chores in editing is removing people’s exclamation points. Or at least reducing their numbers to one.

    I had a cow-orker who consistently used two. Not one. Not three. But two.

    Three is almost forgivable if one is REALLY EXCITED!!!

    But two? That’s a no.

     

    I like the way they look with 1s. 

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  7. TBA Coolidge
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):
    By the way, where in the world did you find a typeface with an interabang in it?

     inverted interrobang?

    Flagged: Possible pornography. 

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  8. SkipSul Inactive
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    TBA (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):
    By the way, where in the world did you find a typeface with an interabang in it?

    inverted interrobang?

    Flagged: Possible pornography.

    Certainly obscene typography.

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  9. Charlotte Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):
    By the way, where in the world did you find a typeface with an interabang in it?

    There are many available: ‽. The hard part is finding this: ⸘. Cause, how you going to interrobang in Spanish without the inverted interrobang?

    I seem to remember that @misthiocracy has some very strong feelings about the interrobang!

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  10. The Reticulator Member
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    Arahant:

    then you might use more exclamation points to show what an idiot he is. Otherwise, just don’t. Exclamation points should be treated like saffron: Just a few bits go a very long way.

    The other day my son (who doesn’t use exclamation points) was distraught to learn that an automatic reply that went out under his name (part of some Apple service, but I don’t remember the details) contained exclamation points. He was concerned about what that would do for his image at work.

    I had to struggle to keep from placing an ! at the end of the previous sentence.

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