Recommended by Ricochet Members Created with Sketch. News of the Future. COVID-2022

 

(August 19, 2022, The President’s Dwelling formerly referred to as the White House).

Dr. Anthony Fauci has now advised that Americans must wear their hazmat suits when retrieving their government-deposited food parcels after they receive an All-Clear alert signal on their respective cell phones to exit their dwelling and that before eating the meal that has been hermetically sealed in a sterilized container, that they shower off their hazmat suits, while in them, in scalding hot water with sanitized brushes. Further Dr. Fauci reminds Americans that to ensure optimal protection against the COVID-2022 virus, that each meal should be eaten alone in the confinement of each individual family member’s holding cell (previously referred to as a “bedroom”).

Dr. Fauci is also recommending that Americans spend more time in their government-provided isolation tanks and that too many Americans, against the recommendations of the CDC, the World Health Organization, the United Nations, and the Biden administration, have been rumored to be freely walking about and even lounging inside their dwellings, even, at times, without wearing their hazmat suits (!!!) instead of isolating themselves from other family members or dwelling companions. Please report any violators, especially if they are your own parents or siblings, of these COVID-2022 guidelines to federal authorities. Violators may be relocated to specified Nike work camps in China engaged in the manufacture of PPE, hazmat suits, GPS ankle bracelets, and isolation tanks. And remember, we’re all in this together while isolated.

Published in General
This post was promoted to the Main Feed by a Ricochet Editor at the recommendation of Ricochet members. Like this post? Want to comment? Join Ricochet’s community of conservatives and be part of the conversation. Get your first month free.

There are 24 comments.

Become a member to join the conversation. Or sign in if you're already a member.
  1. Percival Thatcher
    Percival Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Yeah, that’s about right

    Brian Watt: Violators may be relocated to specified Nike work camps in China engaged in the manufacture of PPE, hazmat suits, GPS ankle bracelets, and isolation tanks.

    … and running shoes.

    • #1
    • July 30, 2020, at 10:43 AM PDT
    • 2 likes
  2. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Percival (View Comment):

    Yeah, that’s about right

    Brian Watt: Violators may be relocated to specified Nike work camps in China engaged in the manufacture of PPE, hazmat suits, GPS ankle bracelets, and isolation tanks.

    … and running shoes.

    There will be no running.

    • #2
    • July 30, 2020, at 10:45 AM PDT
    • 6 likes
  3. DonG (skeptic) Coolidge

    In other news of 2022, Sweden celebrates 2nd anniversary of herd immunity. 

    • #3
    • July 30, 2020, at 10:55 AM PDT
    • 12 likes
  4. GLDIII Temporarily Essential Reagan
    GLDIII Temporarily Essential Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    It’s been a while since we have heard from the future.

    • #4
    • July 30, 2020, at 11:02 AM PDT
    • 2 likes
  5. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    It’s been a while since we have heard from the future.

    That’s because many of my future news sources have been in lockdown or restricted from communicating…there’s a lot of Nike PPE to make.

    • #5
    • July 30, 2020, at 11:05 AM PDT
    • 5 likes
  6. Susan Quinn Contributor

    I’ve never been claustrophobic, but hazmat suits and lockdowns and isolation tanks–somebody get me outta here!

    • #6
    • July 30, 2020, at 11:11 AM PDT
    • 5 likes
  7. GLDIII Temporarily Essential Reagan
    GLDIII Temporarily Essential Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    I’ve never been claustrophobic, but hazmat suits and lockdowns and isolation tanks–somebody get me outta here!

    I get pretty antsy after 10 hours in a full bunny suit in a tiny room adjacent to more than 200,000 lbs of explosive thrust waiting to be ignited in a couple of weeks.

    So I feel your pain.

     

    • #7
    • July 30, 2020, at 11:32 AM PDT
    • 8 likes
  8. Bob Thompson Member

    But the world is at peace.

    • #8
    • July 30, 2020, at 11:39 AM PDT
    • 1 like
  9. JoelB Member

    Bob Thompson (View Comment):

    But the world is at peace.

    We have always been at war with Eastasia.

    • #9
    • July 30, 2020, at 12:10 PM PDT
    • 6 likes
  10. JoelB Member

    What is the exit strategy? There appears to be no end in sight. Masks, gloves, restrictions. It might be a good exercise to name how many businesses and activities have been curtailed.

     

     

    • #10
    • July 30, 2020, at 12:14 PM PDT
    • 4 likes
  11. Susan Quinn Contributor

    JoelB (View Comment):

    What is the exit strategy? There appears to be no end in sight. Masks, gloves, restrictions. It might be a good exercise to name how many businesses and activities have been curtailed.

     

     

    I doubt that they’d want us to know.

    • #11
    • July 30, 2020, at 12:15 PM PDT
    • Like
  12. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge

    JoelB (View Comment):

    What is the exit strategy? There appears to be no end in sight. Masks, gloves, restrictions. It might be a good exercise to name how many businesses and activities have been curtailed.

     

     

    @drbastiat

    Dr Bastiat’s recent OP details a great many statistics of horrid side effects of the Great COVID lockdown restrictions here: https://ricochet.com/784400/first-do-no-harm/

    • #12
    • July 30, 2020, at 1:40 PM PDT
    • Like
  13. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge

    What I seriously consider the end result is much more child sex trafficiking, through the implementation of over the top “health safety” measures that are being formulated via the contact tracing program.

    Contact tracing only works in the very beginning stages of an illness. After all, by the time an infection has cropped up in 11 to 20% of a population, isolating people further won’t succeed. Yet it is hailed by Bill Gates, whose digital expertise will be involved, for a price, and the Clinton Foundation. Bill Clinton states contact tracing will be the largest most ambitious public health venture the nation has ever undertaken. (It is also the most unnecessary, and idiotic, but then he, Hillary and Chelsea stand to make a lot of money on it.)

    So it is that the Public Health Officer for Ventura County in Calif announced about two months ago that it most likely will be necessary, once contact tracing is implemented, to remove children from their homes if the parents test positive and the children are negative. The excuse he cited was “if there is only one bathroom.”

    This doesn’t even make sense. Children by and large do not get this infection. The few serious cases often end up to be those children with some abnormality to begin with: an enlarged heart, or a serious health problem like diabetes or morbid obesity.

    FB under Zuckerberg is careful to do their best to remove any discussions of child trafficking. Why?

    • #13
    • July 30, 2020, at 2:02 PM PDT
    • 2 likes
    • This comment has been edited.
  14. I Walton Member

    I don’t think so, but we don’t know who will be running things if Biden wins. Amazon et al? The crazies? or Soros? or I’d guess Amazon/Soros fronts with some crazies given token meaningless positions. Who ever runs matters will want the economy to recuperate, they just won’t want smaller business to join and since it won’t work well and the economy won’t recuperate to status quo anti and unemployment and dislocation will remain serious problems, so they’ll struggle, engage the government more in everything and either start a war as China moves forward, or just work things out with China so they share power with Amazon et al. Some think, with that terrible Trump gone, we’ll go back to sharing power between Republicans and Democrats and it’ll look sort of normal. That is the least likely of all the possible outcomes.

    • #14
    • July 31, 2020, at 5:20 AM PDT
    • 1 like
  15. Western Chauvinist Member
    Western Chauvinist Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Fauci recently said we should never shake hands again, and that’s not fiction. 

    • #15
    • July 31, 2020, at 8:26 AM PDT
    • 2 likes
  16. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge

    I Walton (View Comment):

    I don’t think so, but we don’t know who will be running things if Biden wins. Amazon et al? The crazies? or Soros? or I’d guess Amazon/Soros fronts with some crazies given token meaningless positions. Who ever runs matters will want the economy to recuperate, they just won’t want smaller business to join and since it won’t work well and the economy won’t recuperate to status quo anti and unemployment and dislocation will remain serious problems, so they’ll struggle, engage the government more in everything and either start a war as China moves forward, or just work things out with China so they share power with Amazon et al. Some think, with that terrible Trump gone, we’ll go back to sharing power between Republicans and Democrats and it’ll look sort of normal. That is the least likely of all the possible outcomes.

    The coming war should the Democrats hold the House, secure the US Senate, and win the Presidency will be against Russia. They are owned by China, so I doubt that they will go against their Puppet Master.

    The General that Hillary was closest to, forgetting his name, he had published a book stating that by the end of 2017, we would be at war with Russia. So that is another indication, outside of the “Russia! Russia! Russia!” collusion outcries, that indicates they will not be going after their major trade and investment partner, Red China.

    • #16
    • July 31, 2020, at 12:53 PM PDT
    • Like
  17. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Meanwhile in Toronto:

    • #17
    • July 31, 2020, at 3:36 PM PDT
    • Like
  18. Western Chauvinist Member
    Western Chauvinist Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    Meanwhile in Toronto:

    Why is it always the ones wearing their mask as a chin strap? Hello???

    • #18
    • July 31, 2020, at 3:58 PM PDT
    • 2 likes
  19. Bob Thompson Member

    CarolJoy, Above Top Secret (View Comment):

    I Walton (View Comment):

    I don’t think so, but we don’t know who will be running things if Biden wins. Amazon et al? The crazies? or Soros? or I’d guess Amazon/Soros fronts with some crazies given token meaningless positions. Who ever runs matters will want the economy to recuperate, they just won’t want smaller business to join and since it won’t work well and the economy won’t recuperate to status quo anti and unemployment and dislocation will remain serious problems, so they’ll struggle, engage the government more in everything and either start a war as China moves forward, or just work things out with China so they share power with Amazon et al. Some think, with that terrible Trump gone, we’ll go back to sharing power between Republicans and Democrats and it’ll look sort of normal. That is the least likely of all the possible outcomes.

    The coming war should the Democrats hold the House, secure the US Senate, and win the Presidency will be against Russia. They are owned by China, so I doubt that they will go against their Puppet Master.

    The General that Hillary was closest to, forgetting his name, he had published a book stating that by the end of 2017, we would be at war with Russia. So that is another indication, outside of the “Russia! Russia! Russia!” collusion outcries, that indicates they will not be going after their major trade and investment partner, Red China.

    Any indication of how we manage to initiate that war with Russia?

    • #19
    • July 31, 2020, at 4:05 PM PDT
    • Like
  20. Weeping Member

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    Meanwhile in Toronto:

    Why is it always the ones wearing their mask as a chin strap? Hello???

    I know! Right?!? He might as well not be wearing a mask if that’s the way he’s going to wear it – even if only for the amount of time it takes for him to yell at the guy in front of him. Seriously people, if the person you’re harrassing is not wearing a mask, you’re only prolonging your contact with him/her by harrassing him, thus increasing your chance of being infected should the person be capable of infecting anyone. 

    • #20
    • July 31, 2020, at 4:15 PM PDT
    • 1 like
  21. GLDIII Temporarily Essential Reagan
    GLDIII Temporarily Essential Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Weeping (View Comment):

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    Meanwhile in Toronto:

    Why is it always the ones wearing their mask as a chin strap? Hello???

    I know! Right?!? He might as well not be wearing a mask if that’s the way he’s going to wear it – even if only for the amount of time it takes for him to yell at the guy in front of him. Seriously people, if the person you’re harrassing is not wearing a mask, you’re only prolonging your contact with him/her by harrassing him, thus increasing your chance of being infected should the person be capable of infecting anyone.

    Sooooo what is the problem then?

    Some might even infer “divine-justice”, which is the only hyphenated justice I subscribe too.

    • #21
    • July 31, 2020, at 5:18 PM PDT
    • Like
  22. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    Weeping (View Comment):

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    Meanwhile in Toronto:

    Why is it always the ones wearing their mask as a chin strap? Hello???

    I know! Right?!? He might as well not be wearing a mask if that’s the way he’s going to wear it – even if only for the amount of time it takes for him to yell at the guy in front of him. Seriously people, if the person you’re harrassing is not wearing a mask, you’re only prolonging your contact with him/her by harrassing him, thus increasing your chance of being infected should the person be capable of infecting anyone.

    Sooooo what is the problem then?

    Some might even infer “divine-justice”, which is the only hyphenated justice I subscribe too.

    Interim and more immediate earthbound justice for vandalizing and destroying the shop’s display case first.

    • #22
    • July 31, 2020, at 5:34 PM PDT
    • Like
  23. GLDIII Temporarily Essential Reagan
    GLDIII Temporarily Essential Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    Weeping (View Comment):

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    Meanwhile in Toronto:

    Why is it always the ones wearing their mask as a chin strap? Hello???

    I know! Right?!? He might as well not be wearing a mask if that’s the way he’s going to wear it – even if only for the amount of time it takes for him to yell at the guy in front of him. Seriously people, if the person you’re harrassing is not wearing a mask, you’re only prolonging your contact with him/her by harrassing him, thus increasing your chance of being infected should the person be capable of infecting anyone.

    Sooooo what is the problem then?

    Some might even infer “divine-justice”, which is the only hyphenated justice I subscribe too.

    Interim and more immediate earthbound justice for vandalizing and destroying the shop’s display case first.

    Of course, but as a proper lesson (teachable moment?) it should be both a remediation for the vandalism outburst, and the misery of a case of the Wuhan Flu.

    • #23
    • July 31, 2020, at 8:20 PM PDT
    • Like
  24. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge

    Bob Thompson (View Comment):

    CarolJoy, Above Top Secret (View Comment):

    I Walton (View Comment):

    I don’t think so, but we don’t know who will be running things if Biden wins. Amazon et al? The crazies? or Soros? or I’d guess Amazon/Soros fronts with some crazies given token meaningless positions. Who ever runs matters will want the economy to recuperate, they just won’t want smaller business to join and since it won’t work well and the economy won’t recuperate to status quo anti and unemployment and dislocation will remain serious problems, so they’ll struggle, engage the government more in everything and either start a war as China moves forward, or just work things out with China so they share power with Amazon et al. Some think, with that terrible Trump gone, we’ll go back to sharing power between Republicans and Democrats and it’ll look sort of normal. That is the least likely of all the possible outcomes.

    The coming war should the Democrats hold the House, secure the US Senate, and win the Presidency will be against Russia. They are owned by China, so I doubt that they will go against their Puppet Master.

    The General that Hillary was closest to, forgetting his name, he had published a book stating that by the end of 2017, we would be at war with Russia. So that is another indication, outside of the “Russia! Russia! Russia!” collusion outcries, that indicates they will not be going after their major trade and investment partner, Red China.

    Any indication of how we manage to initiate that war with Russia?

    Trump has smoothed things out with Putin, and that is not meant he is in bed with Putin.

    Under Obama, there were various scenarios enacted using the Ukraine as the wedge to

    1. allow for the US to gain access to the vast shale oil resources held by the Ukraine
    2. put people in the Ukraine in power who were favorable to Burisma, to the Biden Family, and to the Obama Administration
    3. an important part of this was what happened to former President Yanukovych, the 2010 elected President of the Ukraine who was removed through a US instigated coup in 2014

    These scenarios created a major tension between Russia and the USA. Once Trump was President, the relationship between Russia and The USA became cooled down.

    If Biden gets in as President we will be right back inside a cauldron of events that could easily become The Big One.

    • #24
    • July 31, 2020, at 9:58 PM PDT
    • 1 like