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While the rest of you slept, my revolutionary comrades and I occupied this post. The area, having recently been designated as the zone for autonomous zones by the Ricochet Zoning Board, is hereby declared to be the Ricochet Autonomous-Zone Zone, or RAZZ.

We, the communal leadership committee of RAZZ, issue here our demands and decrees. Henceforth and forthwith:

  • The preferred means of communication will be through Monty Python sketches
  • Drinking games shall be one shot each time:
    • Jonah says:
      • Best gas station sushi in Arkansas
      • Papal ninja army
    • Rob:
      • Says “Swanning”
      • Says “Squish”
      • Interrupts James’ ad segues
    • James:
      • Unleashes a lightning-fast killer zinger
    • Peter:
      • Lies when he says, “One last question”
    • A statue of Doc Jay shall be erected and immediately toppled
    • Our November campaign slogan is: Our guy is awful, but their guys are much worse

We will whine and stamp our feet until these just demands are met or until we get bored with the whole thing and go back to playing video games in our parents’ basements.

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  1. Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) Coolidge
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    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    • #1
    • June 27, 2020, at 12:32 AM PDT
    • 4 likes
  2. Arahant Member

    You know, I came in here planning on taking over as the RAZZ warlord, but seeing your list of demands, I find that this is just a new PIT. Thus I offer:

    • #2
    • June 27, 2020, at 2:49 AM PDT
    • 7 likes
  3. Randy Webster Member

    Richard Fulmer: Interrupts James’ ad segues

    That one alone will keep us drunk.

    • #3
    • June 27, 2020, at 3:16 AM PDT
    • 6 likes
  4. E. Kent Golding Member

    Richard Fulmer: Our November campaign slogan is: Our guy is awful, but their guys are much worse

    As an Awful American, I endorse this message.

    • #4
    • June 27, 2020, at 3:25 AM PDT
    • 12 likes
  5. Stad Thatcher

    Richard Fulmer: Jonah says:

    If I drank a beer every time Jonah giggled, I’d weigh 500 pounds . . .

    • #5
    • June 27, 2020, at 5:39 AM PDT
    • 7 likes
  6. Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) Coolidge
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    Stad (View Comment):

    Richard Fulmer: Jonah says:

    If I drank a beer every time Jonah giggled, I’d weigh 500 pounds . . .

    That’s a cackle, not a giggle. Most annoying laugh in podcasting.

    • #6
    • June 27, 2020, at 5:42 AM PDT
    • 7 likes
  7. Bishop Wash Member

    At least you didn’t pick ‘Trump is a poopyhead’ for Jonah. We’d have blood alcohol poisoning. 

    • #7
    • June 27, 2020, at 5:51 AM PDT
    • 4 likes
  8. Miffed White Male Member
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    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    “Bigfoot Erotica”.

    Geez.

     

    • #8
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:11 AM PDT
    • 10 likes
  9. Miffed White Male Member
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    Richard Fulmer: Rob:

    • Says “Swanning”

    Point of order. Rob doesn’t say “swanning”. Other people say “swanning” about Rob.

     

    • #9
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:12 AM PDT
    • 9 likes
  10. Richard Fulmer Member
    Richard Fulmer

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    “Bigfoot Erotica”.

    Geez.

    And as we all know, erotica is when you use a feather, porn is when you use the whole chicken.

    • #10
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:19 AM PDT
    • 13 likes
  11. Stad Thatcher

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    Richard Fulmer: Jonah says:

    If I drank a beer every time Jonah giggled, I’d weigh 500 pounds . . .

    That’s a cackle, not a giggle. Most annoying laugh in podcasting.

    I dunno. Still sounds like a little girl giggle to me . . .

    • #11
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:20 AM PDT
    • 4 likes
  12. Stad Thatcher

    Richard Fulmer (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    “Bigfoot Erotica”.

    Geez.

    And as we all know, erotica is when you use a feather, porn is when you use the whole chicken.

    Well, there goes my appetite for dinner tonight. Instead of Peking Duck, it’s Poking Duck . . .

    • #12
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:22 AM PDT
    • 5 likes
  13. Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) Coolidge
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    “Bigfoot Erotica”.

    Geez.

     

    I…I was so terribly wrong! <sob>

    • #13
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:24 AM PDT
    • 2 likes
  14. Richard Fulmer Member
    Richard Fulmer

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    “Bigfoot Erotica”.

    Geez.

    I…I was so terribly wrong! <sob>

    You are sentenced to the comfy chair.

    • #14
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:29 AM PDT
    • 3 likes
  15. Richard Fulmer Member
    Richard Fulmer

    RAZZ’s official slogan is the short raspberry.

    • #15
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:32 AM PDT
    • 2 likes
  16. Miffed White Male Member
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    Richard Fulmer (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    “Bigfoot Erotica”.

    Geez.

    And as we all know, erotica is when you use a feather, porn is when you use the whole chicken.

    “Kinky” is when you use the whole chicken.

    Do you guys even listen to the podcasts?

     

    • #16
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:38 AM PDT
    • 7 likes
  17. Umbra Fractus Coolidge
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Richard Fulmer: Interrupts James’ ad segues

    That one alone will keep us drunk.

    Take a second drink if the content of said interruption consists of fawning over how awesome the segue was.

    • #17
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:39 AM PDT
    • 7 likes
  18. Richard Fulmer Member
    Richard Fulmer

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Richard Fulmer (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    “Bigfoot Erotica”.

    Geez.

    And as we all know, erotica is when you use a feather, porn is when you use the whole chicken.

    “Kinky” is when you use the whole chicken.

    Do you guys even listen to the podcasts?

    You’re clearly a disruptive element in the commune. And you’re undemocratic. My errors have the same validity as your facts.

    • #18
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:41 AM PDT
    • 7 likes
  19. Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) Coolidge
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Richard Fulmer (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (hears Xi laughing) (View Comment):

    For Jonah, you left off Sasquatch porn.

    “Bigfoot Erotica”.

    Geez.

    And as we all know, erotica is when you use a feather, porn is when you use the whole chicken.

    “Kinky” is when you use the whole chicken.

    Do you guys even listen to the podcasts?

     

    There are podcasts? Who knew?

    • #19
    • June 27, 2020, at 6:45 AM PDT
    • 4 likes
  20. Richard Fulmer Member
    Richard Fulmer

    Because we, the occupiers of RAZZ, are engaged in drinking games in the name of world peace and for the good of all mankind, we demand that the greater Ricochetti nation be taxed so that we may be supplied with pizza and beer.

    • #20
    • June 27, 2020, at 7:57 AM PDT
    • 11 likes
  21. Maguffin Member

    Richard Fulmer (View Comment):

    And as we all know, erotica is when you use a feather, porn is when you use the whole chicken.

    I haven’t laughed that hard all week. Thank you!

    • #21
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:03 AM PDT
    • 3 likes
  22. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
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    Richard Fulmer: We will whine and stamp our feet until these just demands are met or until we get bored with the whole thing and go back to playing video games in our parents’ basements.

    Wait, does CHAZ promise to disband once their demands are met? That seems stupid. I thought the whole point was to prove that government is unnecessary.

    By extension, the only demands for RAZZ should be the elimination of the CoC and the abolition of the membership fee.

    Am I overthinking things again?

    • #22
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:04 AM PDT
    • 4 likes
  23. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):
    We will whine and stamp our feet until these just demands are met or until we get bored with the whole thing and go back to playing video games in our parents’ basements.

    I think the difference is that the RAZZ is just as authoritarian as regular Ricochet, but with a different set of rules. Just like political anarchism.

    The PIT, by contrast, is a libertarian paradise. We follow the letter of the law while subverting it in spirit.

    ;-)

    • #23
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:09 AM PDT
    • 4 likes
  24. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
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    Richard Fulmer: Our November campaign slogan is: Our guy is awful, but their guys are much worse

    a) Isn’t that both sides’ campaign slogans?

    b) Isn’t that the most honest campaign slogan for every election that has ever been in the entire history of representative government, and should therefore be mandatory for all political parties?

     

    • #24
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:12 AM PDT
    • 6 likes
  25. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
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    Richard Fulmer (View Comment):

    Because we, the occupiers of RAZZ, are engaged in drinking games in the name of world peace and for the good of all mankind, we demand that the greater Ricochetti nation be taxed so that we may be supplied with pizza and beer.

    So, not so much “autonomous” but rather “supremacist”.

    • #25
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:13 AM PDT
    • 2 likes
  26. Arahant Member

    Misthiocracy got drunk and (View Comment):
    Am I overthinking things again?

    Of course.

    • #26
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:25 AM PDT
    • 4 likes
  27. Arahant Member

    Misthiocracy got drunk and (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    We will whine and stamp our feet until these just demands are met or until we get bored with the whole thing and go back to playing video games in our parents’ basements.

    I think the difference is that the RAZZ is just as authoritarian as regular Ricochet, but with a different set of rules. Just like political anarchism.

    The PIT, by contrast, is a libertarian paradise. We follow the letter of the law while subverting it in spirit.

    ;-)

    You didn’t quote what you think you quoted.

    • #27
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:26 AM PDT
    • 1 like
  28. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Misthiocracy got drunk and (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    We will whine and stamp our feet until these just demands are met or until we get bored with the whole thing and go back to playing video games in our parents’ basements.

    I think the difference is that the RAZZ is just as authoritarian as regular Ricochet, but with a different set of rules. Just like political anarchism.

    The PIT, by contrast, is a libertarian paradise. We follow the letter of the law while subverting it in spirit.

    ;-)

    You didn’t quote what you think you quoted.

    a) Quoting with an iPhone is tricky.

    b) I’ve had it up to here with your “rules”.

    • #28
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:39 AM PDT
    • 5 likes
  29. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member

    Misthiocracy got drunk and (View Comment):

    Richard Fulmer: Our November campaign slogan is: Our guy is awful, but their guys are much worse

    a) Isn’t that both sides’ campaign slogans?

    b) Isn’t that the most honest campaign slogan for every election that has ever been in the entire history of representative government, and should therefore be mandatory for all political parties?

    I think if we were to accept this as a premise, it’d save us a lot of time and we could get down to talking about policies. On the other hand, when that happens it’s all some variation on baby-killing, so I’m not sure.

     

    • #29
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:42 AM PDT
    • 2 likes
  30. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member

    Misthiocracy got drunk and (View Comment):
    Wait, does CHAZ promise to disband once their demands are met? That seems stupid. I thought the whole point was to prove that government is unnecessary.

    Does CHAZ have demands? 

    • #30
    • June 27, 2020, at 8:44 AM PDT
    • 1 like