This is Why We Can’t Have…

 

This is why we can’t have nice things jobs, small businesses, a functioning economy, and the freedoms we took for granted twelve weeks ago.

This a $6 utility trailer plug kit I bought at Tractor Supply last week. I bought it in way-upstate New York and used it to fix a cousin’s trailer. The State of California wants me to know that I shouldn’t, I don’t know, eat the damn thing, I suppose. Because I don’t know how else two feet of insulated stranded wire and two molded plastic connectors is going to cause me “reproductive harm.”

We’ve allowed ourselves to become a nation of hyper-sensitized, safety-obsessed pansies. No wonder the nation is cowering at home, afraid to go out without a hazmat suit, afraid to shake hands or give a friend a hug.

There are worse things than getting sick, worse things even than dying. Things like patiently waiting for our pathetic, fearful masters to tell us when we’ll be allowed to host a family dinner, go to church, or re-open a hair salon, all so that we might delay for another few weeks the time when some people will get sick, are unworthy of us.

When we get through this, let’s start pushing back against the nanny state and its endless, relentless, ever-increasing obsession with safety.

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  1. Mark Wilson Inactive
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    @MarkWilson

    The Prop 65 warning is on every building.  It’s impossible to know if it’s because they have bleach in the janitorial closet or they are storing enriched uranium in the pantry.

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  2. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    Mark Wilson (View Comment):
    …or they are storing enriched uranium in the pantry.

    Plutonium pancakes. Mmm, mmm, good!

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  3. The Reticulator Member
    The Reticulator
    @TheReticulator

    Back around 2003 or thereabouts I was planning an excursion over the 4th of July holiday.  On the way out of church one of our friends at church wished me a safe trip. That was one too many times to hear that, and I asked, “Why does it have to be a safe trip? Why can’t anyone wish me an exciting trip, or an enjoyable one?”

    Then I worried that I might have offended her, because she is a fastidious, meticulous person in the way she runs her own life and in some respects seems timid about taking risks. But she took it in good humor, and now she often will teasingly wish me an exciting trip.

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  4. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    The Reticulator (View Comment):
    “Why does it have to be a safe trip? Why can’t anyone wish me an exciting trip, or an enjoyable one?”

    May you live in interesting times.

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  5. Miffed White Male Member
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    @MiffedWhiteMale

    The Reticulator (View Comment):
    Back around 2003 or thereabouts I was planning an excursion over the 4th of July holiday. On the way out of church one of our friends at church wished me a safe trip. That was one too many times to hear that, and I asked, “Why does it have to be a safe trip? Why can’t anyone wish me an exciting trip, or an enjoyable one?”

    In 1999, the day before I left on a trip to drive to Alaska, my brother called me and told me to “drive safe, but not too safe”.

     

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  6. Songwriter Inactive
    Songwriter
    @user_19450

    Howzabout a UPW (Universal product Warning):

    Life is dangerous. Something’s gonna kill you. Maybe it’ll be this.

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  7. E. Kent Golding Moderator
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    @EKentGolding

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    E. Kent Golding (View Comment):

    Lots of useful electrical and mechanical things, such as solder, have lead in them. It is good to not eat them, and good to wash your hands after using them. Lead based solder works way better for most purposes than the silver based stuff.

    Warnings that are too frequent get ignored.

    I wouldn’t use lead based solder for plumbing, but it’s probably illegal anyway. The silver solder works fine.

    I mostly solder electronics, and the Lead based stuff works better for that,  although there are specific applications that require Silver based for either technical or legal reasons.

     

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  8. E. Kent Golding Moderator
    E. Kent Golding
    @EKentGolding

    Arahant (View Comment):

    The Reticulator (View Comment):
    “Why does it have to be a safe trip? Why can’t anyone wish me an exciting trip, or an enjoyable one?”

    May you live in interesting times.

    We ARE living in interesting times, unfortunately.

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  9. Iguanadon Inactive
    Iguanadon
    @RobertRoach

    Prop 65 signs are everywhere in California and nobody pays any attention to them. They are on the gas pump, the grocery store, the fast food drive through, the crystal department at Macy’s, just all over. They have lost any meaning they may once have had. 

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  10. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    The Reticulator (View Comment):
    Back around 2003 or thereabouts I was planning an excursion over the 4th of July holiday. On the way out of church one of our friends at church wished me a safe trip. That was one too many times to hear that, and I asked, “Why does it have to be a safe trip? Why can’t anyone wish me an exciting trip, or an enjoyable one?”

    In 1999, the day before I left on a trip to drive to Alaska, my brother called me and told me to “drive safe, but not too safe”.

    It’s very common around here for people to say “Drive safe.”  I usually let it pass, but sometimes I respond, “I refuse to drive safe.  Because that would be grammatically incorrect.  I will drive safely.”  Some will smile and nod, others will have a look on their face like I just spoke in a Klingon.  I should write a post some day one asking why the “ly” has been dropped from so many words by so many people.

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  11. Henry Racette Member
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    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    The Reticulator (View Comment):
    Back around 2003 or thereabouts I was planning an excursion over the 4th of July holiday. On the way out of church one of our friends at church wished me a safe trip. That was one too many times to hear that, and I asked, “Why does it have to be a safe trip? Why can’t anyone wish me an exciting trip, or an enjoyable one?”

    In 1999, the day before I left on a trip to drive to Alaska, my brother called me and told me to “drive safe, but not too safe”.

    It’s very common around here for people to say “Drive safe.” I usually let it pass, but sometimes I respond, “I refuse to drive safe. Because that would be grammatically incorrect. I will drive safely.” Some will smile and nod, others will have a look on their face like I just spoke in a Klingon. I should write a post some day one asking why the “ly” has been dropped from so many words by so many people.

    I was a particularly uncool kid in high school (I know, I know, but just take my word for it, because it’s the truth), and there was a phrase bandied about by the other kids that still has a particularly insipid sound to me. They’d say “party hearty,” and I always converted the adjective into an adverb in my head. Even after that silent edit, I objected to the conscription of the noun into service as a verb.

    For reasons which are perhaps obvious, I didn’t have my first beer until I was well into my twenties.

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  12. Joseph Stanko Coolidge
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    Henry Racette (View Comment):
    They’d say “party hearty,” and I always converted the adjective into an adverb in my head.

    But that spoils the rhyme.

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  13. Henry Racette Member
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    Joseph Stanko (View Comment):

    Henry Racette (View Comment):
    They’d say “party hearty,” and I always converted the adjective into an adverb in my head.

    But that spoils the rhyme.

    Artistic license goes only so far.

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  14. Boss Mongo Member
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    @BossMongo

    Henry Racette: The State of California wants me to know that I shouldn’t, I don’t know, eat the damn thing, I suppose.

    Henry, we’ve talked about this. You can filch a crayon to happily munch upon. But, no eating the utility trailer plugs.

    What’s scary is that California thinks that it can convince its population that they can be coddled and swaddled beyond all risk.

    What’s scarier is that this mindset seems to be bleeding out of California and to and thru the nation writ large.

    What’s scariest

    Henry Racette: We’ve allowed ourselves to become a nation of hyper-sensitized, safety-obsessed pansies. No wonder the nation is cowering at home, afraid to go out without a hazmat suit, afraid to shake hands or give a friend a hug.

    is that Henry sounds just like me.

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  15. Stad Coolidge
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    Goldwaterwoman (View Comment):

    RushBabe49 (View Comment):

    Let’s start with the Plaintiffs Bar. Tort reform will obviate the need for many such nanny-state warnings.

    Johnson and Johnson will no longer sell their Johnson’s Baby Powder made with talc (which has been around for 70+ years), due to proliferating lawsuits claiming that it causes cancer.

    It’s become absolutely ridiculous. I can’t believe the Johnson’s Baby Powder, a product I used on all my babies. I hate to say this since one of my sons-in-law is a lawyer, but maybe we need fewer law schools. Since the government at all levels is heavily populated by lawyers, any sort of reform of that profession is just about impossible.

    I’ve always thought lawyers should be prohibited from elected office in all legislatures because lawyers making laws is a conflict of interest . . .

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  16. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    @DouglasPratt

    Henry Racette (View Comment):

    Joseph Stanko (View Comment):

    Henry Racette (View Comment):
    They’d say “party hearty,” and I always converted the adjective into an adverb in my head.

    But that spoils the rhyme.

    Artistic license goes only so far.

    “If he’s got a license, get the number.”  –Churchy la Femme

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  17. Goldwaterwoman Thatcher
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    Stad (View Comment):
    I’ve always thought lawyers should be prohibited from elected office in all legislatures because lawyers making laws is a conflict of interest . . .

    I’m not so sure about that, but I do feel strongly that the legal language is so convoluted on so many pieces of legislation as to make them almost unintelligible. 

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  18. CJ Inactive
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    @cjherod

    Goldwaterwoman (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):
    I’ve always thought lawyers should be prohibited from elected office in all legislatures because lawyers making laws is a conflict of interest . . .

    I’m not so sure about that, but I do feel strongly that the legal language is so convoluted on so many pieces of legislation as to make them almost unintelligible.

    How about nobody–and not just lawyers–gets to invent made-up rules they can impose on others?

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  19. Arahant Member
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    CJ (View Comment):
    How about nobody–and not just lawyers–gets to invent made-up rules they can impose on others?

    That sounds like a made-up rule you are inventing to be imposed on others.

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  20. CJ Inactive
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    @cjherod

    Arahant (View Comment):

    CJ (View Comment):
    How about nobody–and not just lawyers–gets to invent made-up rules they can impose on others?

    That sounds like a made-up rule you are inventing to be imposed on others.

    That’s the big weakness of libertarianism. People love forcing other people to do things. Who am I to force them to not do what they love?

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  21. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
    Douglas Pratt
    @DouglasPratt

    “No tendency is quite so strong in human nature as the desire to lay down rules of conduct for other people.” — William Howard Taft

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