Obama Wants Your Birthday Money & Wedding Gifts

 

As mentioned on Rush Limbaugh’s program today, POTUS would be thrilled if you shared your special day with him by registering for campaign donations in lieu of presents.

And why stop there?  Barack Obama baby showers. Barack Obama lingerie showers.  Barack Obama money dances.  Barack Obama house warming parties.  Because you don’t actually need money or presents, but Barack Obama does. 

Go check out the post and hilarious comments on the President’s reelection campaign site.  They surely won’t last long.

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    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    Comments are not there now, as of 4:02 pm EDT. Rats. I missed them…

    **Edit: Oops. It must have just been my slow internet connection, ’cause they are there now… Sorry for any confusion!

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    @Guruforhire

    So I was in NYC for the past couple of days, and an older gentleman in all OFA gear came up to me looking for help with subway fare.  I gave the poor man my brand new $10 subway card.

    I was a little taken aback that somebody with all this brand new clothing needed help with subway fare.  But then I realized it wasn’t his fault.  I demand that the president set up a government agency too look out for predatory organizations marketing to societies most vulnerable.  I demand that this new government agency that will exist for the benefit of consumers close down Obama for America immediately for predatory marketing and other such conduct.

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    @jameslileks

    Comments are there now, Mama T. They’re stuck: either they disappear them and get flack, or keep them up and let the ridicule multiply.

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    @CBToderakaMamaToad
    James Lileks: Comments are there now, Mama T. They’re stuck: either they disappear them and get flack, or keep them up and let the ridicule multiply. · 18 minutes ago

    I haven’t read all the comments yet, but there appear to be at least 150 mocking, derisive comments for every 1 presidential defender. If I were them, I’d disappear the comments and take the flack, but then again I am not them… It’s easier to pretend that nothing happened when the comments are disappeared…

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    @JimmyCarter

    I’ve notified My creditors of My bankruptcy “event,” so they’re sending Barry all My bills.

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    @tabularasa

    Over on the Member Feed we have another conversation on the same subject.

    I’ll repeat my comment there:  What’s this going to do to the small appliance industry?  Job losses left and right.

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    @Franco

    I happen to disbelieve money “buys” votes. Sure, every campaign needs dough. So here’s my idea Romney partisans: If you know a young Obamaite and owe them a birthday gift, that lefty couple always bringing up politics getting married in June, here’s your chance. Give them a $25 donation, and smile! (Don’t worry your $25 donation won’t help this disaster of a campaign one bit) 

    The comments are hilarious!

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    So this is what Executive Privilege means.

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    @Ferguson

    If SNL doesn’t mock of this, they’re irredeemably in the tank, to the point where they don’t see funny when it smashes their gravy bowl.

    (I bet they won’t mock it.)

    Also, nobody’s considered the tie-in to gay marriage?

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    @AaronMiller

    Oh, I can’t help myself…

    Diane Ellis, Ed.:

    And why stop there?  Barack Obama baby showers. Barack Obama lingerie showers

    If that’s not a fundraising winner, I don’t know what is. GOP, take note.

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    @RobertDammers

    My word, we’re living out “I, Claudius”.  When is one obliged to remember him on one’s will?

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    @dash
    Ferguson: If SNL doesn’t mock of this, they’re irredeemably in the tank …

    Well….yeah.

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    @Midge

    In all seriousness, ever since right-thinking people came to believe that urging others to make donations to their pet “good causes” was nobler than expecting other gifts, an outcome like this was inevitable.

    You don’t have to go to a leftist church to hear the pastor tell you that, since materialism is bad, and giving is better than receiving, presents should routinely be replaced with donations to good causes.

    Miss Manners has warned for years about stuff like this happening.

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    @Midge
    Aaron Miller: Oh, I can’t help myself…

    Diane Ellis, Ed.:

    And why stop there?  Barack Obama baby showers. Barack Obamalingerie showers. 

    If that’s not a fundraising winner, I don’t know what is. 

    Campaign lingerie: Don’t be afraid to show your intimate support!

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    @Caroline

    Next he’ll be asking for Droit du seigneur.

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    @EJHill

    Oh the things we could have suggested if Bill Clinton were running….

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    @EJHill
    Midget Faded Rattlesnake  Campaign lingerie: Don’t be afraid to show your intimate support! 

    Shield your eyes, boys and girls!

    Nightie.jpg

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    @DrewInWisconsin

    Please tell me there’s already a Twitter Hashtag filled with Mockery.

    EDIT: Well, there’s this.

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    @CBToderakaMamaToad
    EJHill

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake  Campaign lingerie: Don’t be afraid to show your intimate support! 

    Shield your eyes, boys and girls! · 12 minutes ago

    AHHH! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!

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    @tabularasa
    EJHill

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake  Campaign lingerie: Don’t be afraid to show your intimate support! 

    Shield your eyes, boys and girls! · 5 minutes ago

    Well, I guess I’ll have to go into years of psychoanalysis to rid myself of that image.

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    @tabularasa

    This has really got my creative juices flowing. Cash in on deaths.

    First, the dead person can, in some states, still vote for you.  Second, in the obituary:  “In lieu of flowers, the family requests that you contribute to the Obama for President campaign.”

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    @DrewInWisconsin

      Intercepted.jpg

    . .

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    @Palaeologus
    EJHill: Oh the things we could have suggested if Bill Clinton were running…. · 26 minutes ago

    This is too tacky for Bubba. (Never thought I’d write that sentence.)

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    @ConservativeWanderer
    ~Paules: If the president wants this election that bad, maybe he should just sell his soul to the devil?  There’s gonna be hell to pay one way or another before he’s done.   · 3 hours ago

    I think might have a call in to the people to arrange that for him.

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    @ConservativeWanderer

    Just when we think The O can’t sink any lower…

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    @CommodoreBTC

    Barackmitzvah?

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    @Caroline

    I’m with Drew. Where’s the hashtag for this? I propose #gravyboat or #obamasgravyboat.

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    @CommodoreBTC

    oh my, the #obamafundraisingideas hashtag is a riot

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    @Midge
    EJHill

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake  Campaign lingerie: Don’t be afraid to show your intimate support! 

    Shield your eyes, boys and girls! · 1 hour ago

    EJ’s Secret: Making presidential races racier than ever.

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    @DianeEllis
    DrewInWisconsin: Please tell me there’s already a Twitter Hashtag filled with Mockery.

    EDIT: Well, there’s this. · 46 minutes ago

    Edited 44 minutes ago

    One of my favorite tweets:

    Gravy bowls don’t waste taxpayer money on losers like Solyndra

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