Government Cheese

 

During the early ’80s, part of my cheese business was cutting and packaging government-owned 40-pound cheddar blocks in 5-pound pieces. We also processed 500-pound cheddar cheese barrels into 5-pound American cheese loaves. There was a huge glut of these products in storage and it was getting larger. The Federal government gave it to the states for free distribution. Each state did it differently but the cheese ended up in many households. It was a good product and many people loved it.

Although I am long retired, I sort of keep up with the industry. The Government now has 1.5 billion pounds of cheese in storage again. That’s enough to give 5 pounds to every man, woman, and child in America. Although it disrupts normal supply channels it may be time for the COVID-19 cheese giveaway. What say you, Ricochet?

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  1. J Ro Member
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    Free cheese can be found only in mousetraps.

    –Russian pearl of wisdom

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  2. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    JustmeinAZ (View Comment):

    Paul Erickson (View Comment):

    Grate idea.

    Please! Not cheese puns again!

    Oka

    … a semi-soft cheese originally manufactured by Trappist monks in Oka, Quebec.

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  3. Joshua Bissey Inactive
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    E. Kent Golding (View Comment):
    And calling that other stuff American is a slander against America. Maybe we could call it Democratic cheese.

    Concur.

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  4. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    I think it’s sad that Ricochetti are trying to figure out how the government can give away 1.5 billion pounds of cheese rather than trying to figure out ways for the government not to have it in the first place.

    I assume that part of it is to have food supplies and food ingredients ready to feed the military. 

    … Then probably some Leftist hack got hold of the program, etc. …

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  5. Randy Webster Inactive
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    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    I think it’s sad that Ricochetti are trying to figure out how the government can give away 1.5 billion pounds of cheese rather than trying to figure out ways for the government not to have it in the first place.

    I assume that part of it is to have food supplies and food ingredients ready to feed the military.

    … Then probably some Leftist hack got hold of the program, etc. …

    Actually, I figure it was some sort of price support system.

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  6. PHCheese Inactive
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    I think it’s sad that Ricochetti are trying to figure out how the government can give away 1.5 billion pounds of cheese rather than trying to figure out ways for the government not to have it in the first place.

    I assume that part of it is to have food supplies and food ingredients ready to feed the military.

    … Then probably some Leftist hack got hold of the program, etc. …

    Actually, I figure it was some sort of price support system.

    It was developed originally to seasonally adjust for the supply and demand for milk, and cheese was used as the means of storing milk. In the not so distant past cows gave a lot more milk in the spring and early summer, more than could be consumed so it was converted to cheese. The government would buy it and then sell it back to the cheese trade in the winter. It’s a long story but the process got perverted. Yes it was hacked but actually by the farmers.

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  7. PHCheese Inactive
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    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    I think it’s sad that Ricochetti are trying to figure out how the government can give away 1.5 billion pounds of cheese rather than trying to figure out ways for the government not to have it in the first place.

    I assume that part of it is to have food supplies and food ingredients ready to feed the military.

    … Then probably some Leftist hack got hold of the program, etc. …

    Actually government cheese in storage is owned by a entity created during the New Deal called the commodity credit corporation. In it’s bylaws it specifically states that the products it buys are not allowed for use by the military. I could only guess at the logic behind that. For me that was a good thing because I sold millions of pounds of cheese to the military a year.

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  8. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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    PHCheese (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    I think it’s sad that Ricochetti are trying to figure out how the government can give away 1.5 billion pounds of cheese rather than trying to figure out ways for the government not to have it in the first place.

    I assume that part of it is to have food supplies and food ingredients ready to feed the military.

    … Then probably some Leftist hack got hold of the program, etc. …

    Actually, I figure it was some sort of price support system.

    It was developed originally to seasonally adjust for the supply and demand for milk, and cheese was used as the means of storing milk. In the not so distant past cows gave a lot more milk in the spring and early summer, more than could be consumed so it was converted to cheese. The government would buy it and then sell it back to the cheese trade in the winter. It’s a long story but the process got perverted. Yes it was hacked but actually by the farmers.

    I’m not sure I see why it would’ve been necessary in the first place; couldn’t they set aside that cheese for aging instead of selling it to the government and buying it back?

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  9. PHCheese Inactive
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    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw (View Comment):

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    I think it’s sad that Ricochetti are trying to figure out how the government can give away 1.5 billion pounds of cheese rather than trying to figure out ways for the government not to have it in the first place.

    I assume that part of it is to have food supplies and food ingredients ready to feed the military.

    … Then probably some Leftist hack got hold of the program, etc. …

    Actually, I figure it was some sort of price support system.

    It was developed originally to seasonally adjust for the supply and demand for milk, and cheese was used as the means of storing milk. In the not so distant past cows gave a lot more milk in the spring and early summer, more than could be consumed so it was converted to cheese. The government would buy it and then sell it back to the cheese trade in the winter. It’s a long story but the process got perverted. Yes it was hacked but actually by the farmers.

    I’m not sure I see why it would’ve been necessary in the first place; couldn’t they set aside that cheese for aging instead of selling it to the government and buying it back?

    Your mistake is applying logic to a government program. They are more complicated and harder to kill than the COVID-19

     

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  10. PHCheese Inactive
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    I would like to close out this post with another proposal. Not only should the government giveaway cheese but sausage as well. Why sausage ? Because COVID-19 makes this the worst  kase  scenario.

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  11. CJ Inactive
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    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I would like to close out this post with another proposal. Not only should the government giveaway cheese but sausage as well. Why sausage ? Because COVID-19 makes this the worst kase scenario.

    Frankly, this is the wiener for wurst pun.  

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