Ahead of My Time

 

For decades now, I have been the victim of several narrow-minded individuals who constantly insist that I am a man behind the times when in fact I was far-sighted enough to realize that social distancing would be an important survival skill. I hope now that I finally get my due for being far enough ahead of the times that I am the most accomplished on the planet at this practice now so necessary for the saving of the world – with only one notable exception, he has just been at it longer.

I have thought far enough ahead to be well supplied to honor St. Patrick’s Day in fine, solo style. Crowds and parades are over-rated anyway!

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  1. The Scarecrow Thatcher
    The Scarecrow
    @TheScarecrow

    I live alone on my sailboat half the year, alone in hotel rooms throughout the year. My main hobbies are reading Ricochet, doing the NYT crossword, and geocaching.  All three I prefer to do alone. So I’m good.

    Except that she was going to fly over from Germany last week to hole up with me – whoops.

    So then maybe to Canada quicklike, and I’d go pick her up. D’oh!

    The I’ll just fly over there fast, get ahead of it. Nope.

    So I guess it’s now crossword, geocaching, and WhatsApp.

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  2. DonG (skeptic) Coolidge
    DonG (skeptic)
    @DonG

    The year of the introvert!

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  3. The Reticulator Member
    The Reticulator
    @TheReticulator

    The Loch Ness Monster demands a review of the play that determined the champion.

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  4. Ole Summers Member
    Ole Summers
    @OleSummers

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    The Loch Ness Monster demands a review of the play that determined the champion.

    According to the election judge that would require for them both to be in attendance for the recount – will see how hard that will be to arrange, so far there has been very little cooperation by either party 

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  5. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
    Fake John/Jane Galt
    @FakeJohnJaneGalt

    Hey, where, when did you get that picture of me?

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  6. Ole Summers Member
    Ole Summers
    @OleSummers

    Fake John/Jane Galt (View Comment):

    Hey, where, when did you get that picture of me?

    I will never tell , your wife made me take an oath 

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  7. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
    Fake John/Jane Galt
    @FakeJohnJaneGalt

    Ole Summers (View Comment):

    Fake John/Jane Galt (View Comment):

    Hey, where, when did you get that picture of me?

    I will never tell , your wife made me take an oath

    That raises more questions than I care to have answers for.

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  8. Ole Summers Member
    Ole Summers
    @OleSummers

    Fake John/Jane Galt (View Comment):

    Ole Summers (View Comment):

    Fake John/Jane Galt (View Comment):

    Hey, where, when did you get that picture of me?

    I will never tell , your wife made me take an oath

    That raises more question than I care to have answers for.

    lol, and the same is true for me 

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  9. Joseph Stanko Coolidge
    Joseph Stanko
    @JosephStanko

    Bigfoot saw me once, but no one believed him.

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  10. Aaron Miller Member
    Aaron Miller
    @AaronMiller

    I wandered the woods today for a bit of social distancing. But the gators are chirping and I have a feeling they missed the memo.

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  11. Steven Seward Member
    Steven Seward
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    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    The Loch Ness Monster demands a review of the play that determined the champion.

    There has been a new challenge from the Moderate Democrat.

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