Finally, the Cure for Toxic Masculinity!

 

Don’t like prison food? Tired of being held responsible for all of those criminal convictions you racked up? Maybe there’s a sex crime or two or ten on the list? The state about to lead the nation on president selection is leading the way on enlightened rehabilitation! From Iowa:

The Iowa Attorney General’s Office is no longer seeking the commitment of a former Midwest Christian Services student convicted of myriad sex crimes because the individual now identifies as a woman.

Court records show the state dismissed the application on Jan. 9. Attorney general spokesman Lynn Hicks wouldn’t comment on the reason for the dismissal other than to say “an offender’s hormone levels are an important part of substantiating an offender’s likelihood of recidivism.”

In November, the Storm Lake Times reported that Joseph Matthew Smith, a 23-year-old convicted of molesting a fellow MCS student in 2014, was “undergoing medical treatment that is needed prior to (Smith) potentially undergoing gender reassignment surgery.”

So, to review, the Iowa AG withdrew interest in committing “Josie” because of extreme symptoms of gender dysphoria. Thank you, Iowa, for clarifying the stakes in the 2020 election.

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  1. Arahant Member
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    But does he identify now as a woman who likes men or as a lesbian?

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  2. Percival Thatcher
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    But does he identify now as a woman who likes men or as a lesbian?

    Yes.

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  3. Sisyphus Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    But does he identify now as a woman who likes men or as a lesbian?

    You see, this is just the sort of critical and challenging question the Des Moines Register is not answering. Journalism is dead. 

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  4. OkieSailor Member
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    The crazier the system the easier it is to game it.

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  5. Arahant Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    But does he identify now as a woman who likes men or as a lesbian?

    Yes.

    Whatever gets him free fastest, eh?

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  6. Sisyphus Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    But does he identify now as a woman who likes men or as a lesbian?

    Yes.

    Whatever gets him free fastest, eh?

    If you had ever eaten prison food, you would understand. 

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  7. Arahant Member
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    Sisyphus (View Comment):
    If you had ever eaten prison food, you would understand.

    Contracted to the lowest bidder. There was a time when prisoners were fed lobster, because they were sea cockroaches, plentiful and cheap.

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  8. CJ Inactive
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (View Comment):
    If you had ever eaten prison food, you would understand.

    Contracted to the lowest bidder. There was a time when prisoners were fed lobster, because they were sea cockroaches, plentiful and cheap.

    Were?

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  9. Arahant Member
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    CJ (View Comment):
    Were?

    They are no longer considered inexpensive prisoner food. They are still sea cockroaches. Perhaps not as plentiful as they once were.

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  10. Norm McDonald Coolidge
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    Only Non Charter Members go to prison.

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  11. Sisyphus Member
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    Norm McDonald (View Comment):

    Only Non Charter Members go to prison.

    The charter members already being there?

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  12. DrewInWisconsin, Oaf Member
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    So now we’ve discovered two easy ways to escape charges: 1) declare yourself a different gender with a different name, and 2) run for president.

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  13. Arahant Member
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    DrewInWisconsin, Oaf (View Comment):

    So now we’ve discovered two easy ways to escape charges: 1) declare yourself a different gender with a different name, and 2) run for president.

    There ought to be another way. Declare yourself dead?

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  14. OldDanRhody, 7152 Maple Dr. Inactive
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    Sisyphus: In November, the Storm Lake Times reported that Joseph Matthew Smith, a 23-year-old convicted of molesting a fellow MCS student in 2014, was “undergoing medical treatment that is needed prior to (Smith) potentially undergoing gender reassignment surgery.”

    My uncle’s recommendation for rapists:  First offense – remove one testicle.  Second offense – see first offense.
    My uncle, by the way, was a lifelong, very partisan Democrat, but that was a long time ago.

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  15. cdor Member
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    DrewInWisconsin, Oaf (View Comment):

    So now we’ve discovered two easy ways to escape charges: 1) declare yourself a different gender with a different name, and 2) run for president.

    Glad I scanned the comments before making mine. I was about to say how much easier it would have been for this jerk if he had just declared for the Presidency.

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  16. Clifford A. Brown Contributor
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    More basically, what is going on with their recidivism laws? The Des Moines Register gives us that he had been “convicted of myriad sex crimes.” If so, the same rule should apply as with robbery. Three strikes, three convictions, and you go away for a very long time.

    In this instance, the latest crime was only going to be punished by a 3-5 year real sentence, followed by probation (absent the special sex offender commitment program). And, the state has been promoting transgenderism at tax payer expense, because the man has been receiving “treatment” starting in prison in 2017.

    The people of Iowa own this. These are their elected and appointed officials with their laws.

     

     

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  17. Ray Gunner Coolidge
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    If the AG is this gullible he should just identify as “not guilty.”

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  18. Al French Moderator
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin, Oaf (View Comment):

    So now we’ve discovered two easy ways to escape charges: 1) declare yourself a different gender with a different name, and 2) run for president.

    There ought to be another way. Declare yourself dead?

    Epstein did not kill himself.

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  19. Stina Member
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    Al French (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin, Oaf (View Comment):

    So now we’ve discovered two easy ways to escape charges: 1) declare yourself a different gender with a different name, and 2) run for president.

    There ought to be another way. Declare yourself dead?

    Epstein did not kill himself.

    Great. Now you have me thinking he’s not dead at all.

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  20. Arahant Member
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    Stina (View Comment):
    Great. Now you have me thinking he’s not dead at all.

    That rumor was out there, too. But he’s dead. He just didn’t kill himself.

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  21. Joseph Stanko Coolidge
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    But does he identify now as a woman who likes men or as a lesbian?

    Yes.

    Whatever gets him free fastest, eh?

    Or perhaps he was hoping to be sent to a women’s prison. 

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  22. Arahant Member
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    Joseph Stanko (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    But does he identify now as a woman who likes men or as a lesbian?

    Yes.

    Whatever gets him free fastest, eh?

    Or perhaps he was hoping to be sent to a women’s prison.

    He likes the way you think.

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  23. Norm McDonald Coolidge
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    Sisyphus (View Comment):

    Norm McDonald (View Comment):

    Only Non Charter Members go to prison.

    The charter members already being there?

    I give you two choices: death by firing squad or death by hiring squad. Which will it be?

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  24. Norm McDonald Coolidge
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    Al French (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin, Oaf (View Comment):

    So now we’ve discovered two easy ways to escape charges: 1) declare yourself a different gender with a different name, and 2) run for president.

    There ought to be another way. Declare yourself dead?

    Epstein did not kill himself.

    I like to think that he stapled himself to death.

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  25. Sisyphus Member
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    So, if the stats show that one-eyed people commit fewer crimes, can I get time off for self-mutilation? Would the Iowa AG assess that as behavior mitigating concerns of extreme mental illness?

    I’ll take pronouns for 500, Alex!

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  26. Norm McDonald Coolidge
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    Proverb:

    In land of blind men, a one eyed man wins the most poker games.

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  27. Sisyphus Member
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    Ray Gunner (View Comment):

    If the AG is this gullible he should just identify as “not guilty.”

    That would certainly have less drastic health implications, but I’m sure that that ploy is recognized for the transparent flim-flam it is. Not at all like adopting a facile but politically correct delusion to dodge Tuesday’s bean curd cake entree.

    I’m sure he’s popular at the showers.

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  28. Michael Minnott Member
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    Norm McDonald (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (View Comment):

    Norm McDonald (View Comment):

    Only Non Charter Members go to prison.

    The charter members already being there?

    I give you two choices: death by firing squad or death by hiring squad. Which will it be?

    Firing squad.  That way your next of kin can file for unemployment benefits.

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  29. Sisyphus Member
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    On the other hand, the South Dakota House has passed a bill that would make it illegal to perform sex change procedures or to give puberty blocking meds to minors.

    A bill aiming to ban sex-reassignment surgery and puberty-blocking medication for minors passed the South Dakota House of Representatives by a vote of 46-23 on Wednesday.

    HB 1057 would make it a Class 1 misdemeanor for doctors to dispense puberty-blocking drugs to those under the age of 16 for the purpose of changing or affirming the perception of their sex, and lists a number of surgical procedures including castration, vasectomy, and hysterectomy that doctors would not be allowed to perform on minors.

    Just a few Republicans voted against the bill, the Associated Press reported. The legislation will now be considered in the Senate.

    Of course, the very fact of those 23 votes against is still a damning indictment, but at least the bill passed.

     

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  30. Sisyphus Member
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    Tom Miller, the Iowa AG, is a Democrat who has held the office since Jimmy Carter was president. Traditional values, Iowa style.

    Apologies and regrets to Rico-Iowans.

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