Sometimes things can go horribly wrong when voters elect the wrong Governor. Obviously you escaped Planned Parenthood because I would not have received your letter otherwise. Unfortunately, Governor Northam might believe a maternity ward is a morgue, and his favorite movie might be “A Partial Birth of a Nation.” I know you live in a rough neighborhood, and you fear for your safety. I can’t bring you a gun, Virginia. The best advice I can give you is to rent a van and move to West Virginia; further west would be even better.
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