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We all have at least one Christmas song we truly despise. Some can’t stand “I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus” for bringing hints of adultery into the Yuletide Season. Others hate “Last Christmas” because it really makes no sense. (This year the protagonist is giving his or her heart to someone special? Surely this person thought last year’s heart recipient was special as well at the time.) I’ve never understood the hate for “Wonderful Christmastime” but surely anyone who had anything to do with the creation of “The Christmas Shoes” should only receive stocking coal for a lifetime.
It’s tough being a bass or playing a ground on, say, a cello.
Did the choir director learn anything?
Here is my hated one, mostly because of the second verse:
Whiny little @#$%^. Your mother had it harder. Trust me.
Our High School had a teacher that loved that song, and requested it every year. When it was finished, the Director told the audience of his request, and asked him to stand up and be recognized. I don’t remember doing it again the next year…
I have hated “The Little Drummer Boy” since it first got major play in 1958. I don’t have a good reason for hating it. I just do. My wife loves it, so I have to put up with it, which makes me hate it all the more.
At least your experience with “Little Drummer Boy” was just an unfortunate performance. Done well, it is a charming song. There is, however, no performance that can possibly salvage “Wonderful Christmas Time.” It is deplorable and irredeemable.
BTW, Mrs. E and her sister tell about a Christmas record they listened to as kids with “Little Drummer Boy” sung by a boy choir in a ridiculously high key. Given audio recording quality circa 1964, they had trouble getting the words. To this day they insist it is “Come, pay pootie, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum” and crack up whenever they hear it.
“Drummer Boy” hatred is what led to the 1970s most iconic (or bizarre) pairing: the Bing Crosby-David Bowie duet that aired after Bing’s death in 1977.
When they suggested “Drummer” Bowie balked. He absolutely detested it. Ian Fraser, the musical director for Bing’s English shows, lyricist Larry Grossman and scriptwriter Buz Kohan retreated to a rehearsal room and knocked out a counterpoint melody, “Peace on Earth,” in about an hour. After another hour of rehearsal Bing and Bowie laid down the track.
It took six years before the song could be released commercially but it became Bowie’s bestselling single of his career – which will happen when you team up with the king of the Christmas song.
In the words of our Choir Director in High School: It smells, but it sells.
I liked Drummer Boy in high school, now not so much. I find each Christmas, there is a different song I kind of hate. This year it’s Run, Run, Rudolph. I’ve been listening to the various Christmas song channels on Sirius and this year there are at least five different artists doing RRR. I don’t like any of them.
Oh – and that stupid song from the early 50’s (which I had never heard until a couple of years ago) I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas. There are now at least three recent versions. What the actual heck?
http://ricochet.com/180179/archives/tis-the-season-christmas-carols-i-love-to-hate/
I can’t really say I hate one particular Christmas song. However, I’m not fond of the genre known as “Rock & Roll Christmas Music”.
Which is weird, because I love rock and roll!
I’m not a big fan of Silent Night. But that’s because it’s usually way too slow. Speed it up a little and it’s tolerable.
“Sleep in heavenly peee-EEECE, slee-eep in heavenly peace.”
Yesterday I heard a Christmas song I hadn’t heard of before, Belleau Wood. It was released in 1997 by Garth Brooks. It was pretty good. It’s about the Christmas Eve cease fire during WWI.
I’d differentiate between Christmas “carols” (songs of religious joy) and “songs” (any old ditty about Christmas).
There are a lot of bad Christmas songs, but my number one is Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town by Bruce Springsteen. It’s not a song, it’s a 4-1/2 minute primal screech.
If you’re a songwriter Christmas is the way to go. Wyn Evans, the wife of lyricist Ray Evans, used to refer to “Silver Bells” as simply “the annuity.”
Arahant
It’s tough being a bass or playing a ground on, say, a cello. Did the choir director learn anything?
It was my senior year, so I do not really know.
Despite the fact that almost everyone seems to hate it, Paul McCartney reportedly earns half a million in royalties on Wonderful Christmastime. Every. Single. Year.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping”
“He knows when you’ve been bad”
“You better watch out”
See? Government really is Santa Claus.
Drummer Boy is a form of child abuse focused, as always, on boys. Music teachers in high schools everywhere impose the repetitive nonsense lyrics on the those least able to handle the boredom, just because — done properly — they will enjoy hearing it. What other form of adult pleasure-seeking is allowed when it causes such harm to minors?
Why yes, I did sing in the school choir, why do you ask?
No, Eustace, you missed the point. Santa Claus is Daddy. That’s the joke of the song.
Doctor Robert
No, Eustace, you missed the point. Santa Claus is Daddy. That’s the joke of the song.
Oh, I get it. But there still is the initial suspicion that Mom is kissing someone other than her husband.
Well then they really wouldn’t like this version:
Well, I’ll hark back to a post years ago which asked for favorite Christmas songs/carols/hymns.
I have two favorites: “Silent Night”, and “The Hallelujah Chorus”.
I love “Silent Night” because its slow, solemn melody is like the birth of Christ: God becoming flesh and blood, but born in the most humble fashion.
“The Hallelujah Chorus” is a majestic, triumphant song of the importance of Christ’s birth – nothing humble about it.
Put another way, “The Hallelujah Chorus” is a royal celebration, “Silent Night” is a quiet reflection . . .
The silent parts of Silent Night are best.
Let me guess: Before it starts, and after it finishes. Hehe . . .
I hate “Twelve Days of Christmas” because it is sooo long and sooo repetitive. There are a couple really dreadful ones sung by children that fortunately you don’t hear much these days; “All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” and “I’m Gettin Nuttin for Christmas.” Just wretched. Oh yeah, and all of the songs from The Grinch. Hey, thanks a lot for making me remember these songs, now I feel nauseated. And yes, “Wonderful Christmastime” is horrid.
Oh, come on. Thurl Ravenscroft! Best voice ever. (He was also Tony the Tiger.)
Hate to beg, but this post has been sitting here for days with 11 votes. If anyone wants to chip in the 12th, it would be appreciated. (Certainly a breach of Ricochet etiquette, but…)
Already did, but I’ll see what I can scare up for you.