Recommended by Ricochet Members Created with Sketch. Ode to Jeaux by a Tiger Fan


Basking in the gleaux of Jeaux,

After years of seasons seaux and seaux.

Finally made Bama the line to teaux 

And to Heisman he will soon geaux!

All Tigers praise Coach Eaux!

And the greatest Tiger ever– Mr. Burreaux from Ohieaux!

Geaux Tigers! 

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  1. Stad Thatcher

    Someone sounds happy. Hehe . . .

    • #1
    • December 8, 2019, at 7:40 AM PST
  2. Mark Camp Member

    Surely you stole that trick from somewhere.

    Even seaux, this post was totally* gnarly! Thanks.

    * * * * * * * *

    *Except the second line, which has a very minor bug, not noticeable to readers with normal personalities.

    • #2
    • December 8, 2019, at 9:29 AM PST
  3. Hoyacon Member

    Billy Cannon is one of the first football players I remember. I’m eauxld.

    • #3
    • December 8, 2019, at 10:24 AM PST
  4. Jim George Member
    Jim George

    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Billy Cannon is one of the first football players I remember. I’m eauxld.

    Loved that great new word, especially as it applies so directly to me and everyone around here, including the cat!

    Thought you would get a smile out of this little story I just found, by accident, on Facebook– enjoy!

    A Cajun man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: He was an LSU Tiger fan and she was a Florida Gators fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Gator fan.

    He went to a doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this medically. The doctor replied, “Yes, it’s a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Florida Gators fan.”

    The Cajun man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. “Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?”

    The man sat up, looked around, and said “ROLL TIDE !!!”

    Sincerely, Jim

    • #4
    • December 9, 2019, at 9:39 AM PST
  5. Arahant Member

    Jim George (View Comment):
    The man sat up, looked around, and said “ROLL TIDE !!!”

    If they’d added a brain, he’d be shoutin’ “War Eagle!”

    • #5
    • December 9, 2019, at 10:43 AM PST
  6. Hoyacon Member

    You’ll have to sit through a commercial but this is a neat video, featuring the legendary Billy Cannon run.

    • #6
    • December 9, 2019, at 11:03 AM PST
  7. Cow Girl Thatcher

    Bra-veaux!! Well done.

    • #7
    • December 9, 2019, at 11:01 PM PST
  8. Right Wing Teamster Lawyer Thatcher

    Go Bucks!!

    • #8
    • December 10, 2019, at 7:53 AM PST
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  9. Boss Mongo Member

    I think this style has room to greaux.

    • #9
    • December 10, 2019, at 2:19 PM PST
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  10. Right Wing Teamster Lawyer Thatcher

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I think this style has room to greaux.


    • #10
    • December 11, 2019, at 9:16 AM PST