What Have I Got in My Pocket?

 

This isn’t the actual question I’m looking for an answer to today, but it is where it starts. Friday morning, I found something on Twitter that had me thinking all day and has generated more than its fair share of discussion, so I’ve decided it needs a post of its own. The line was “I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.”

Now, this was quite frankly shocking to me. I mean, who changes up the location of where their keys are? The items I carry every day go into the same locations every day. Apparently this is not universal behavior, so one does when faced with such a problem, I decided to take it to Ricochet.

So the questions are:

  1. Do you have a routine for the items you carry every day?
  2. If not, why? Additionally, what kind of strategy do you use, if it can be described as such?

I’ll also note that in the original discussion it was pointed out that women’s clothing is often short on pockets, so they may not always use them or have room for keys. Which is understandable but if your clothes don’t have pockets, I would assume you have a purse or other bag where your keys would normally be, and I don’t see why you’d take them out just to put them in your pocket.

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  1. Clavius Thatcher
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    Samuel Block (View Comment):

    Clavius (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Clavius (View Comment):

    I’m a geek and keep buying belt holders for my phone. I can’t imagine putting it in my pocket.

    I bought a belt holster from Gander Mountain when they were going out of business for my flip phone. It worked great.

    I get mine from a small shop in Mumbai on my semi-annual trips there.

    Clavius, I implore you to do a picture post of India. If you haven’t already, take a ton of shots next time you go and let us see when you get back.

     

    If you look here, you will see many pictures and the story that goes with them.

    https://obsballona.net/wordpress/tag/india/

     

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  2. Arahant Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    That part about being sinister was for Arahant, but it was too late.

    I appreciate it, though.

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  3. Podkayne of Israel Inactive
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    I carry my car keys in the flap pocket of the small bag in which I carry my phone. My house keys are on the key fob clipped to the strap of the bag. I carry my work keys and my magnetic ID card in the front zip pocket of my purse. I always have tissue. 

    Many other things in my life fit into a proper rubric. It is my attempt to stave off Entropy.

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  4. Katie Koppelman Coolidge
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    Matt Bartle (View Comment):

    Not having a system for what to keep in which pocket?? That’s crazy talk. That’s uncivilized chaos. I refuse to even contemplate such a thing.

    Next you’ll be telling me that people don’t organize the bills in their wallets so that they are face-forward, right-side-up, and in order of value. It’s unthinkable.

    Exactly on the bills in the wallet, and in order by denomination front to back 🙂

    I’ve worn scrubs for work for the last ten years, so: right front of top: phone and lip gloss; left front of top: notes and wrist brace; lanyard: ID/access badge, pens, sharpie, highlighter.

    All other necessities are organized in my purse.

     

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  5. Matt Bartle Member
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    If you don’t have a regular system, how do you take inventory?

    I pat my pockets all the time to make sure everything’s there.

    Wallet, keys, phone. Wallet, keys, phone. . .

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  6. Katie Koppelman Coolidge
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    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Qoumidan (View Comment):

    A long time ago I read somewhere that carrying a wallet in the back pocket can cause back problems.

     

    Only if there is money in it.

    If it’s the George Costanza wallet 

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