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Tags are even better than the story, and it’s great.
Why, thankee kindly. :)
I do the hokey-croaky every morning.
♫ “. . . and that’s what it’s all abooouut!” ♫ :)
I cough my right lung in, I cough my right lung out
I cough my right lung in, and it shakes me all about
I do the hokey-croaky and it puts me in the ground
And that’s what it’s all about.
And then he has his first cigarette.
Your stories remind me of Kurosawa’s Dreams. The beginning and end have been mislaid, and the middle is fascinating.
Well done, Andrew.
Thank you. And thanks for reading. One day I’ll probably get round to what it’d be like as a longer story. Though I suspect it might end up rather different. :)
Thank you. Hope you enjoyed it. :)
According to @She, you Brits are supposed to say “crimenutly.”
Another great story.
Not so fast. “Crimenutely” comes from my former (American) boss, a wonderful, wise, smart man who (to mangle Churchill a bit), got up every morning, mobilized the English language, and then went into battle against it. Other favorites are “bringing things to few-trition,” and “the crust of the matter.” He was my boss for 20 years, younger than I, shorter than I, and one of the most secure and “manly men” I’ve ever known. (He needed to be, sometimes).
For some reason, I tend to go with crimity (which seems to come out as “crime-ity”).
And thank you. Really appreciate it. :)
I have it on good authority that frogs are racist.
Criminently! Let’s not even go there.
That’s how you spell it.
It is supposed by some to be an exaggeration of “criminy.”
Possibly an echo in the Criminently Wars (which may or may not have actually happened), and their leading general, Jiminy Cricketts.
Well, criminy!
Criminy
Criminently
Criminentlest
They’re all wrong.
And from the Department of Eternal Verities:
Those fellers have been after me for years. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment in the Bermuda Triangle, or where was it . . . :)
You beat me to it. I got time zoned.
Carry on . . . ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ *Dancing — all right, well, hopping — off* “You take the Limey and the coconut . . . ribb-ettt . . .”