It is with Heavy Heart that I say, We Must Impeach

 

Friends,

I try for moderation in all things. I certainly don’t believe everything I see in the media. I don’t believe everything that either party tells me. This brouhaha over impeachment has seemed ridiculous to me up to now. But with recent developments, I have seen the light. Trump must be impeached, removed from office, and prevented from ever holding another office of public trust in his lifetime. There are some acts that are simply beyond the pale for any civilized person, and the use of exclamation points outside of very strict boundaries is one of them. The evidence is before us:

We cannot allow this sort of abuse of the exclamation point to continue. Not even one time.

 

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  1. Saint Augustine Member
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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Impeach!

    This monster invented the word “covfefe”! There is no higher crime.

    Impeach!

    Other than maybe three exclamation points in one short comment. I’m looking at you, Augie. Best not ever try to run for office now.

    As a frequent user of exclamation points, I am getting nervous about the direction of this conversation.

    Yeah, it’s really scary!!!!

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  2. Chris Gregerson Member
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    I just read the letter. Was wondering what private communications between chiefs of state are doing in the public realm. Was rushing to post a comment that I just didn’t see anything impeachable.  I didn’t really see a problem with the President of the United States trying to bring peace to a region. I thought that was suppose to be a good thing.

    Then I started to read the comments and I think I get the joke, kind of. I’m a little slow sometimes.

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  3. Arahant Member
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    Saint Augustine (View Comment):
    Yeah, it’s really scary!!!!

    Sin boldly.

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  4. Arahant Member
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    Chris Gregerson (View Comment):
    Then I started to read the comments and I think I get the joke, kind of.

    I linked to a more serious conversation on the topic of the letter on the last page of comments, one started by Jon Gabriel. This conversation is making fun of the Democrats’ definition of “High Crimes and Misdemeanors,” which apparently includes things like leaving the seat up.

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  5. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Chris Gregerson (View Comment):
    Then I started to read the comments and I think I get the joke, kind of.

    I linked to a more serious conversation on the topic of the letter on the last page of comments, one started by Jon Gabriel. This conversation is making fun of the Democrats’ definition of “High Crimes and Misdemeanors,” which apparently includes things like leaving the seat up.

    Did you just assume their toilet seat orientation?

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  6. Arahant Member
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    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw (View Comment):
    Did you just assume their toilet seat orientation?

    It doesn’t matter. They would impeach him for putting it down, too.

    “No real man does that. He must be impeached for his masquerade.”

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  7. RandR Member
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    She (View Comment):

    Arahant has the best posts!!

    Yes! He does!! He really does!!!

    • #67
  8. Arahant Member
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    RandR (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Arahant has the best posts!!

    Yes! He does!! He really does!!!

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  9. Ed G. Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    tigerlily (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    His ties are too long.

    And his signature is an EEG readout.

    And he doesn’t do that rolled-up sleeves thing. How can you trust a president to work for the people if he doesn’t wear a shirt with the sleeves rolled up part way?

    TBA, this one caught me so off guard. I guffawed audibly at my desk. Coworkers came around to ask if I was ok. 

    I knew my like for Trump was well-founded. The lack of rolled up sleeves is proof!

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  10. Ed G. Member
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    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    James Gawron (View Comment):

    Miffed,

    Didn’t Hitler do the same? Eva tried to get him to switch to A-1 but no way. Ketchup, yes ketchup! The barbarian.

    Regards,

    Jim

    No, Hitler was a strict vegetarian. He was also anti-smoking. He probably did cross-fit, too. And abused exclamation points.

    So, what you’re saying is that Trump is worse than Hitler.

    Literally.

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  11. Bob Thompson Member
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    I’m using this comment to say I like all these comments!

     

    • #71
  12. Eridemus Coolidge
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    If you glance at Democrat blogs, they are SURE he has broken many laws (and Pelosi even said so), but it just hasn’t been proven yet. Where have you guys been?

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  13. Arahant Member
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    Eridemus (View Comment):

    If you glance at Democrat blogs, they are SURE he has broken many laws (and Pelosi even said so), but it just hasn’t been proven yet. Where have you guys been?

    Sure, but which law with what act? We need specifics here. I was specific. His crime is using unneeded exclamation points.

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  14. Ed G. Member
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    She (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    DonG (View Comment):

    I see ‘The White House’ is in all caps. That’s a COC violation and under Article II section 4, the OrangeMan must be impeached.

    The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, code of conduct violations, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.

    fake news!

    Those are actually lower case small caps.

    Then I think it just qualifies as a microaggression. Probably not impeachable.

    Brilliant.

    My coworkers must be thinking that I’m having a stroke with all of the out loud reactions I’m having to this post.

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  15. MichaelHenry Member
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    Arahant: I would like to thank you for bringing this egregious punctuation abomination to the public’s attention. If Big D is allowed to get away with this, Betsy DeVos will soon be requiring elementary and junior high students to diagram sentences, reviving another hideous vestige of white privilege.  Michael Henry@beWOKE@beSPOKE@beBROKE 

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  16. DrewInWisconsin, Influencer Member
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    Ed G. (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    tigerlily (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    His ties are too long.

    And his signature is an EEG readout.

    And he doesn’t do that rolled-up sleeves thing. How can you trust a president to work for the people if he doesn’t wear a shirt with the sleeves rolled up part way?

    TBA, this one caught me so off guard. I guffawed audibly at my desk. Coworkers came around to ask if I was ok.

    I knew my like for Trump was well-founded. The lack of rolled up sleeves is proof!

    Remember how Reagan wouldn’t even take his jacket off out of respect for the office.

    TRUMP IS JUST LIKE REAGAN!

    (Are you triggered?)

    • #76
  17. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Impeach!

    This monster invented the word “covfefe”! There is no higher crime.

    Impeach!

    Other than maybe three exclamation points in one short comment. I’m looking at you, Augie. Best not ever try to run for office now.

    As a frequent user of exclamation points, I am getting nervous about the direction of this conversation.

    Clearly we need universal background checks before anyone is allowed to use more than one exclamation point at the end of a sentence. These things are dangerous.

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  18. Ed G. Member
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    DrewInWisconsin, Influencer (View Comment):

    Ed G. (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    tigerlily (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    His ties are too long.

    And his signature is an EEG readout.

    And he doesn’t do that rolled-up sleeves thing. How can you trust a president to work for the people if he doesn’t wear a shirt with the sleeves rolled up part way?

    TBA, this one caught me so off guard. I guffawed audibly at my desk. Coworkers came around to ask if I was ok.

    I knew my like for Trump was well-founded. The lack of rolled up sleeves is proof!

    Remember how Reagan wouldn’t even take his jacket off out of respect for the office.

    TRUMP IS JUST LIKE REAGAN!

    (Are you triggered?)

    IMPEACH REAGAN NOW!!

    Being like Trump, even retroactively and posthumously, is just too much of a high crime and misdemeanor to let slip. Orange Man Bad! Jelly Bean Man Bad! Four legs good, two legs better!

    • #78
  19. Django Member
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    E. Kent Golding (View Comment):

    Django (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    I heard from a government friend that the the FBI is getting close to finding the audio tapes of Trump slurping his soup.

    Not only that, Rumor Control says he was seen chewing gum in the Oval Office.

    But was he walking?

    Walk and chew gum at the same time?!  No, he wasn’t dong that. Trump is a considerate person and didn’t want to embarrass those who can’t manage that sort of thing. You know, Democrats, RINOs, and Nevers. 

    • #79
  20. Django Member
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    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):

    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Impeach!

    This monster invented the word “covfefe”! There is no higher crime.

    Impeach!

    Other than maybe three exclamation points in one short comment. I’m looking at you, Augie. Best not ever try to run for office now.

    As a frequent user of exclamation points, I am getting nervous about the direction of this conversation.

    Clearly we need universal background checks before anyone is allowed to use more than one exclamation point at the end of a sentence. These things are dangerous.

    If you have a stash of unused ones, Beto O’Dork may have them confiscated. Or do a mandatory buy-back. 

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  21. Western Chauvinist Member
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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Impeach!

    This monster invented the word “covfefe”! There is no higher crime.

    Impeach!

    Other than maybe three exclamation points in one short comment. I’m looking at you, Augie. Best not ever try to run for office now.

    As a frequent user of exclamation points, I am getting nervous about the direction of this conversation.

    I’m not worried about being impeached for misuse of exclamation points — I only use those at the end of a string of profanities…

    It’s the ellipsis that concern me — and the double dashes. 

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  22. Ed G. Member
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    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Impeach!

    This monster invented the word “covfefe”! There is no higher crime.

    Impeach!

    Other than maybe three exclamation points in one short comment. I’m looking at you, Augie. Best not ever try to run for office now.

    As a frequent user of exclamation points, I am getting nervous about the direction of this conversation.

    I’m not worried about being impeached for misuse of exclamation points — I only use those at the end of a string of profanities…

    It’s the ellipsis that concern me — and the double dashes.

    I’m screwed then….

    • #82
  23. Arahant Member
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    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):
    Clearly we need universal background checks before anyone is allowed to use more than one exclamation point at the end of a sentence. These things are dangerous.

    Now, that’s a proposal I can get behind. Call your Congresscritters today.

    • #83
  24. Arahant Member
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    Django (View Comment):
    If you have a stash of unused ones, Beto O’Dork may have them confiscated. Or do a mandatory buy-back. 

    I wonder how much the government would pay. I have a very large stash of unused exclamation points.

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  25. Arahant Member
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    I love you people. You make me laugh.

    • #85
  26. James Gawron Inactive
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    CJ (View Comment):

    Can we impeach the presidency itself and dissolve the federal government? Is that an option?

    I like the way you think.

    Ari & CJ,

    What a breakthrough, what a great idea. Here we have been trying to build a wall all the way across the southern border and now you come up with the real solution.

    We build a wall around the District of Columbia. Fabulous idea!

    Regards,

    Jim

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  27. Arahant Member
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    James Gawron (View Comment):
    We build a wall around the District of Columbia. Fabulous idea!

    It will be Yuuuge.

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  28. Bishop Wash Member
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    DrewInWisconsin, Influencer (View Comment):

    Ed G. (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    tigerlily (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    His ties are too long.

    And his signature is an EEG readout.

    And he doesn’t do that rolled-up sleeves thing. How can you trust a president to work for the people if he doesn’t wear a shirt with the sleeves rolled up part way?

    TBA, this one caught me so off guard. I guffawed audibly at my desk. Coworkers came around to ask if I was ok.

    I knew my like for Trump was well-founded. The lack of rolled up sleeves is proof!

    Remember how Reagan wouldn’t even take his jacket off out of respect for the office.

    TRUMP IS JUST LIKE REAGAN!

    (Are you triggered?)

    Trump is the Greatest President of the Twenty-first Century!!!!!11!!!!eleventy!!!11!

    • #88
  29. Miffed White Male Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    James Gawron (View Comment):
    We build a wall around the District of Columbia. Fabulous idea!

    It will be Yuuuge.

    I’d rather go with a moat and alligators.

     

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  30. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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    Django (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    I heard from a government friend that the the FBI is getting close to finding the audio tapes of Trump slurping his soup.

    Not only that, Rumor Control says he was seen chewing gum in the Oval Office.

    But was he kicking [redacted]?

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