It is with Heavy Heart that I say, We Must Impeach

 

Friends,

I try for moderation in all things. I certainly don’t believe everything I see in the media. I don’t believe everything that either party tells me. This brouhaha over impeachment has seemed ridiculous to me up to now. But with recent developments, I have seen the light. Trump must be impeached, removed from office, and prevented from ever holding another office of public trust in his lifetime. There are some acts that are simply beyond the pale for any civilized person, and the use of exclamation points outside of very strict boundaries is one of them. The evidence is before us:

We cannot allow this sort of abuse of the exclamation point to continue. Not even one time.

 

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  1. Judge Mental Member
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    His ties are too long.

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  2. Jimmy Carter Member
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  3. Django Member
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    How quickly people forget. He got TWO scoops of ice cream while the rest got just one. 

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  4. Arahant Member
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    Django (View Comment):

    How quickly people forget. He got TWO scoops of ice cream while the rest got just one.

    It could be much worse. He could have used two or more exclamation points in his note to the Turk.

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  5. TBA Coolidge
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    I heard from a government friend that the the FBI is getting close to finding the audio tapes of Trump slurping his soup. 

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  6. Saint Augustine Member
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    Impeach!

    This monster invented the word “covfefe”! There is no higher crime.

    Impeach!

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  7. Dave of Barsham Member
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    The hair, obviously.

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  8. Arahant Member
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    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Impeach!

    This monster invented the word “covfefe”! There is no higher crime.

    Impeach!

    Other than maybe three exclamation points in one short comment. I’m looking at you, Augie. Best not ever try to run for office now.

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  9. Django Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    I heard from a government friend that the the FBI is getting close to finding the audio tapes of Trump slurping his soup.

    Not only that, Rumor Control says he was seen chewing gum in the Oval Office. 

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  10. Arahant Member
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    Django (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    I heard from a government friend that the the FBI is getting close to finding the audio tapes of Trump slurping his soup.

    Not only that, Rumor Control says he was seen chewing gum in the Oval Office.

    Fate forfend. Who knew this man was such a monster? I guess we have to respect @garyrobbins for calling it early.

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  11. Judge Mental Member
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    Django (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    I heard from a government friend that the the FBI is getting close to finding the audio tapes of Trump slurping his soup.

    Not only that, Rumor Control says he was seen chewing gum in the Oval Office.

    Without bringing enough for everyone.

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  12. Arahant Member
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    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Django (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    I heard from a government friend that the the FBI is getting close to finding the audio tapes of Trump slurping his soup.

    Not only that, Rumor Control says he was seen chewing gum in the Oval Office.

    Without bringing enough for everyone.

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  13. James Gawron Inactive
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    Ari,

    You are wise. Yes, the exclamation point thing is the true tipoff of a patriarchal authoritarian. We must stop him before he makes some snowflakes feel bad again. There isn’t enough hot chocolate in western civilization to ease the pain caused by such a merciless oppressor.

    Woe to he who looks really really mean and uses exclamation points and makes us feel bad.

    Regards,

    Jim

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  14. tigerlily Member
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    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    His ties are too long.

    And his signature is an EEG readout.

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  15. TBA Coolidge
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    tigerlily (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    His ties are too long.

    And his signature is an EEG readout.

    And he doesn’t do that rolled-up sleeves thing. How can you trust a president to work for the people if he doesn’t wear a shirt with the sleeves rolled up part way? 

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  16. Judge Mental Member
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    tigerlily (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    His ties are too long.

    And his signature is an EEG readout.

    He only uses one pen!  He doesn’t use 29 different pens so he can hand them out as souvenirs.  Think of all the members of Congress who have been deprived.

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  17. Django Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    tigerlily (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    His ties are too long.

    And his signature is an EEG readout.

    And he doesn’t do that rolled-up sleeves thing. How can you trust a president to work for the people if he doesn’t wear a shirt with the sleeves rolled up part way?

    And he has personally offended every career politician — especially those in the GOPe — by actually trying to keep his campaign promises. 

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  18. She Member
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    Arahant has the best posts!! 

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  19. OldDanRhody Member
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    Arahant: We cannot allow this sort of abuse of the exclamation point to continue. Not even one time.

    And while we’re at it, impeach Gene Autry!  Impeach Captain Marvel!

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  20. Arahant Member
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    Django (View Comment):
    And he has personally offended every career politician — especially those in the GOPe — by actually trying to keep his campaign promises. 

    Indeed. What real politician would do that?

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  21. Arahant Member
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    OldDanRhody (View Comment):
    And while we’re at it, impeach Gene Autry! Impeach Captain Marvel!

    And speaking of Marvel, Marvel Comics is the worst. Time for torches and pitchforks. They must have a whole warehouse full of exclamation points the way they sprinkle them around.

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  22. Arahant Member
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    She (View Comment):

    Arahant has the best posts!!

    Thank you, and yes, I see what you did there.

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  23. Miffed White Male Member
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    He orders his steaks well-done.  And then puts ketchup on them.  

     

     

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  24. Bishop Wash Member
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    If Jonah had mentioned this, I might have taken his anti-Trump screeds seriously. 

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  25. James Gawron Inactive
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    He orders his steaks well-done. And then puts ketchup on them.

     

     

    Miffed,

    Didn’t Hitler do the same? Eva tried to get him to switch to A-1 but no way. Ketchup, yes ketchup! The barbarian.

    Regards,

    Jim

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  26. Arahant Member
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    James Gawron (View Comment):

    Miffed,

    Didn’t Hitler do the same? Eva tried to get him to switch to A-1 but no way. Ketchup, yes ketchup! The barbarian.

    Regards,

    Jim

    No, Hitler was a strict vegetarian. He was also anti-smoking. He probably did cross-fit, too. And abused exclamation points.

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  27. Judge Mental Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    James Gawron (View Comment):

    Miffed,

    Didn’t Hitler do the same? Eva tried to get him to switch to A-1 but no way. Ketchup, yes ketchup! The barbarian.

    Regards,

    Jim

    No, Hitler was a strict vegetarian. He was also anti-smoking. He probably did cross-fit, too. And abused exclamation points.

    So, what you’re saying is that Trump is worse than Hitler.

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  28. CJ Inactive
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    Can we impeach the presidency itself and dissolve the federal government? Is that an option?

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  29. Arahant Member
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    Judge Mental (View Comment):
    So, what you’re saying is that Trump is worse than Hitler.

    Trump doesn’t smoke or booze.

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  30. Arahant Member
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    CJ (View Comment):

    Can we impeach the presidency itself and dissolve the federal government? Is that an option?

    I like the way you think.

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