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Only in song can we put the whole Trump-Ukraine phone call into proper perspective. Sung to the tune of “Cocaine”:

Mueller didn’t come through,
There’s only one thing to do—
Ukraine!
Though our ratings may slump,
This time we’re gonna get Trump!
Ukraine!
Got him now, got him now, got him now . . .
Ukraine!

Trump is evil you see,
Because he beat Hillary.
Ukraine!
With his telephone call
We’ll make the President fall!
Ukraine!
Got him now, got him now, got him now . . .
Ukraine!

Dammit we got gypped,
‘Cause Trump released the transcript!
Ukraine!
Now the whole country knows
Our leftist news coverage blows.
Ukraine!
We screwed up, we screwed up, we screwed up,
Again!

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There are 7 comments.

  1. Gossamer Cat Coolidge

    You should send that to Rush Limbaugh for one of his parody songs. Tremendous!

    • #1
    • October 13, 2019, at 8:35 AM PST
    • 3 likes
  2. Stad Thatcher
    Stad Post author

    Gossamer Cat (View Comment):

    You should send that to Rush Limbaugh for one of his parody songs. Tremendous!

    “White Comedian” Paul Shanklin does it for a living. I’m retired, so I don’t want to cut into his gig with Rush . . .

    • #2
    • October 13, 2019, at 11:30 AM PST
    • 1 like
  3. OldDanRhody, 7152 Maple Dr. Member

    Now do one to “Mule Train.”

    https://youtu.be/BL6RIfj-lzU

    • #3
    • October 13, 2019, at 1:21 PM PST
    • 2 likes
  4. Stad Thatcher
    Stad Post author

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Now do one to “Mule Train.”

    https://youtu.be/BL6RIfj-lzU

    Hehe . . . pass!

    • #4
    • October 13, 2019, at 1:54 PM PST
    • 1 like
  5. RightAngles Member

    Hahahahahaha!

    • #5
    • October 13, 2019, at 5:00 PM PST
    • 3 likes
  6. Cow Girl Thatcher

    Excellent work there!!

     

    • #6
    • October 13, 2019, at 6:43 PM PST
    • 3 likes
  7. Manny Member

    With a snippy guitar lick, that could be a hit. Libs dig that sort of thing. :-)

    • #7
    • October 15, 2019, at 10:52 AM PST
    • 1 like