Ukraine!

 

Only in song can we put the whole Trump-Ukraine phone call into proper perspective. Sung to the tune of “Cocaine”:

Mueller didn’t come through,
There’s only one thing to do—
Ukraine!
Though our ratings may slump,
This time we’re gonna get Trump!
Ukraine!
Got him now, got him now, got him now . . .
Ukraine!

Trump is evil you see,
Because he beat Hillary.
Ukraine!
With his telephone call
We’ll make the President fall!
Ukraine!
Got him now, got him now, got him now . . .
Ukraine!

Dammit we got gypped,
‘Cause Trump released the transcript!
Ukraine!
Now the whole country knows
Our leftist news coverage blows.
Ukraine!
We screwed up, we screwed up, we screwed up,
Again!

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  1. Gossamer Cat Coolidge
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    You should send that to Rush Limbaugh for one of his parody songs.  Tremendous!

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  2. Stad Coolidge
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    @Stad

    Gossamer Cat (View Comment):

    You should send that to Rush Limbaugh for one of his parody songs. Tremendous!

    “White Comedian” Paul Shanklin does it for a living.  I’m retired, so I don’t want to cut into his gig with Rush . . .

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  3. OldDanRhody Inactive
    OldDanRhody
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    Now do one to “Mule Train.”

    https://youtu.be/BL6RIfj-lzU

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  4. Stad Coolidge
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    @Stad

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Now do one to “Mule Train.”

    https://youtu.be/BL6RIfj-lzU

    Hehe . . . pass!

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  5. RightAngles Member
    RightAngles
    @RightAngles

    Hahahahahaha!

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  6. Cow Girl Thatcher
    Cow Girl
    @CowGirl

    Excellent work there!!

     

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  7. Manny Member
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    With a snippy guitar lick, that could be a hit.  Libs dig that sort of thing.    :-)

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