The Fighting Pandas

 

Perhaps the NBA could mend fences with China by renaming the Houston Rockets “The Fighting Pandas.” An NBA sponsored “Send a Uighur to Camp” scholarship fund might help mollify the Chinese government. Some lucky fan in Houston could win an all expenses paid trip to China for a kidney transplant, or any other organ they might need.

The marketing possibilities are endless.

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  1. Richard Easton Coolidge
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    https://babylonbee.com/news/nba-requiring-players-to-stand-for-chinese-national-anthem

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  2. James Gawron Inactive
    James Gawron
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    Doug,

    Halftime entertainment.

    Nothing like the old standards.

    Regards,

    Jim

    • #2
  3. Vance Richards Inactive
    Vance Richards
    @VanceRichards

    Doug Watt: An NBA sponsored “Send a Uighur to Camp” scholarship fund

    Hey, if education is good, reeducation is even better

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  4. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
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    Would the “Fighting Panders” be more appropriate?

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  5. Vance Richards Inactive
    Vance Richards
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    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Would the “Fighting Panders” be more appropriate?

    Although, I don’t know about the “fighting” part

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  6. James Gawron Inactive
    James Gawron
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Would the “Fighting Panders” be more appropriate?

    Although, I don’t know about the “fighting” part

    Vance,

    The Appeasing Panders?

    Regards,

    Jim

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  7. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Would the “Fighting Panders” be more appropriate?

    Although, I don’t know about the “fighting” part

    I dunno. They seem to be fighting their fans pretty hard to support their pander.

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  8. Richard Easton Coolidge
    Richard Easton
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    James Gawron (View Comment):

    Doug,

    Halftime entertainment.

    Nothing like the old standards.

    Regards,

    Jim

    • #8
  9. Full Size Tabby Member
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    Doug Watt: Some lucky fan in Houston could win an all expenses paid trip to China for a kidney transplant, or any other organ they might need.

    Question, indefinite pronoun edition:

    Is “they” the modern singular “they” referring to the “lucky fan in Houston” or the traditional usage, in which case “they” refers to the people of China and the “lucky fan in Houston” becomes the organ donor?

    Or is it intended to be vague to lure the “woke” readers (who use the modern singular “they”) into believing they will be organ recipients when in fact they are to become the organ donors?

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  10. Stad Coolidge
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    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Would the “Fighting Panders” be more appropriate?

    How about the “Mao Say Tongues”?

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  11. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
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    Stad (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Would the “Fighting Panders” be more appropriate?

    How about the “Mao Say Tongues”?

    I like it.

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  12. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
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    Doug Watt: The Fighting Pandas

    I’m liking “The Fighting Pooh Bears” myself.

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  13. aardo vozz Member
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    James Gawron (View Comment):

    Doug,

    Halftime entertainment.

    Nothing like the old standards.

    Regards,

    Jim

    Why am I thinking this might not be limited to halftime?

    Regards,

    Aardo

    • #13
  14. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    The Fighting Pandas?

    How about something more pro-Trump and pro-Chinese like …

    The Fighting Wall-builders.

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  15. Stad Coolidge
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    @Stad

    Percival (View Comment):

    Doug Watt: The Fighting Pandas

    I’m liking “The Fighting Pooh Bears” myself.

    How about the “Oh Bothers”?

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  16. aardo vozz Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Doug Watt: The Fighting Pandas

    I’m liking “The Fighting Pooh Bears” myself.

    How about the “Oh Bothers”?

    And if the Chinese censors for some reason decided not to show their games, you could reasonably ask “Oh Bothers, where art Thou?”

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  17. Brady Allen Inactive
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Doug Watt: The Fighting Pandas

    I’m liking “The Fighting Pooh Bears” myself.

    *** CENSORED ***

    • #17
  18. Man With the Axe Inactive
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    Has anyone determined who is allowed to use the ladies’ restroom in China? 

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