A Bumper Sticker I’d Like to See

 

Remember in the ’80s those bumper stickers that said, “The Moral Majority Is Neither”? Well, I think it’s our turn now. I’d like to have a bumper sticker that reads, “Social Justice Is Neither.” It is definitely anti-social with its cancel culture, and it certainly isn’t just. For all I know, there may already be someone selling them.

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  1. Seawriter Contributor
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    Your car would get keyed.

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  2. Al French, sad sack Moderator
    Al French, sad sack
    @AlFrench

    You got me curious so I googled (duck duck went?) it. Nope. Plenty of sjw stickers but none with your suggestion. 

    Lots of sites where you can customize your own. 

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  3. Gary Robbins Reagan
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    @GaryRobbins

    That is great!

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  4. Arahant Member
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    A brief search turned this up.

    Also:

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  5. Thaddeus Wert Coolidge
    Thaddeus Wert
    @TWert

    Arahant

    Thanks for sharing! I figured if it occurred to me, someone else has probably already done it.

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  6. Thaddeus Wert Coolidge
    Thaddeus Wert
    @TWert

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Your car would get keyed.

    Yeah, unfortunately you are right.

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  7. OccupantCDN Coolidge
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    Thaddeus Wert (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Your car would get keyed.

    Yeah, unfortunately you are right.

    Get 2, put it on your neighbors car first – to test the waters, if he’s not been keyed in a week you know its safe for your car.

    Or you can get the T-Shirt.

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  8. Misthiocracy grudgingly Member
    Misthiocracy grudgingly
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    Thaddeus Wert (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Your car would get keyed.

    Yeah, unfortunately you are right.

    Put the sticker on your crappy car, which may be your only car, I dunno, I don’t judge.

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  9. RushBabe49 Thatcher
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    I have a Ricochet bumper sticker on my car.  It says “Reality is Politically Incorrect”.  And your car might not get keyed.  We live in deep blue Western Washington, and my NOBAMA bumper sticker got me only smiles and thumbs up.  I would put a bumper stocker about social injustice on my car in a heartbeat, if I had room, which I don’t.  My other bumper sticker says “Treble Maker”.

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  10. Arahant Member
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    RushBabe49 (View Comment):
    My other bumper sticker says “Treble Maker”.

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  11. Fritz Coolidge
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    For years, I’d staved off the keying of my vehicle by mounting a counterpoint of bumper stickers: one was pro-Marine Corps (my daughter was in high school JROTC), and the other was “Free Tibet”.

    Heh. Keep ’em guessing.

    Now, the new car has no stickers, and in this highly polarized climate, I feel the only one I might put on reads:

    “Coffee lets me simulate acceptable social behavior.” 

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  12. Al French, sad sack Moderator
    Al French, sad sack
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    Fritz (View Comment):

    For years, I’d staved off the keying of my vehicle by mounting a counterpoint of bumper stickers: one was pro-Marine Corps (my daughter was in high school JROTC), and the other was “Free Tibet”.

    Heh. Keep ’em guessing.

    Now, the new car has no stickers, and in this highly polarized climate, I feel the only one I might put on reads:

    “Coffee lets me simulate acceptable social behavior.”

    I’m old enough to remember when “Free Tibet” was a slogan of the right.

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  13. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge
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    RushBabe49 (View Comment):

    I have a Ricochet bumper sticker on my car. It says “Reality is Politically Incorrect”. And your car might not get keyed. We live in deep blue Western Washington, and my NOBAMA bumper sticker got me only smiles and thumbs up. I would put a bumper stocker about social injustice on my car in a heartbeat, if I had room, which I don’t. My other bumper sticker says “Treble Maker”.

    It totally cracked me up, after following an ancient Volvo into town, and reading its “Whirled Peas” “War is not healthy for children and other living beings” and on and on, to finally  catch the text of the last one:

    If I am driving slowly, do not tailgate me — I am reloading!

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  14. Misthiocracy grudgingly Member
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    Fritz (View Comment):

    For years, I’d staved off the keying of my vehicle by mounting a counterpoint of bumper stickers: one was pro-Marine Corps (my daughter was in high school JROTC), and the other was “Free Tibet”.

     

    Use the Marine Corps to free Tibet!

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  15. Bill Nelson Inactive
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    If you want your car keyed.

     

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  16. Stad Coolidge
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    Thaddeus Wert (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Your car would get keyed.

    Yeah, unfortunately you are right.

    Which is why I no longer display anything on my car – no “NRA Life Member” sticker, “Pro-Life”, Democrats Suck”, nada.  My property is too valuable.

    OTOH, if someone gets physical with me after I state my position, they’re getting assault charges filed . . .

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  17. Richard Finlay Inactive
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    I wouldn’t want my van to get keyed; it might make a fender fall off.

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  18. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge
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    Richard Finlay (View Comment):

    I wouldn’t want my van to get keyed; it might make a fender fall off.

    Richard, have you not heard of duct tape?

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  19. Richard Finlay Inactive
    Richard Finlay
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    CarolJoy, Above Top Secret (View Comment):

    Richard Finlay (View Comment):

    I wouldn’t want my van to get keyed; it might make a fender fall off.

    Richard, have you not heard of duct tape?

    Yes, it just peels the rust off … with unfortunate consequences.

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