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AP BREAKING NEWS (Nuuk, Greenland): President Trump apparently made an unexpected stop on his way to the G7 Summit. “I just want to look around and get a feel for the place. Meet some of the locals,” the President told reporters as he quickly deplaned Air Force One.

When asked whether the unscheduled visit might upset the Danish government and in particular the Danish Prime Minister, the President turned to reporters and appeared to blow a raspberry while placing his thumbs in his ears and wiggling his fingers. He then left briskly in the Presidential limousine followed by a phalanx of several black SUVs with Secret Service personnel. Pool reporters were left at the airport to avail themselves of the snacks in the Nuuk International Airport vending machines while the president engaged in his fact-finding tour.

AP has not confirmed the rumors from some in the press pool, when this story was made available to AP-affiliated media outlets, whether executives from the Trump organization, including a team of surveyors, contractors, and an architectural firm, were accompanying the president.

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There are 21 comments.

  1. PHCheese Member

    I am doubled over laughing and can’t bear it. Trump and a White Nationalist.

    • #1
    • August 23, 2019, at 5:52 PM PST
    • 27 likes
  2. Richard Easton Member

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I am doubled over laughing and can’t bear it. Trump and a White Nationalist.

    The polar bears have expelled the BOC (bears of color).

    • #2
    • August 23, 2019, at 6:15 PM PST
    • 14 likes
  3. Doctor Robert Member

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I am doubled over laughing and can’t bear it. Trump and a White Nationalist.

    Best…riposte…of…the…year…and it’s already August!

    • #3
    • August 23, 2019, at 6:25 PM PST
    • 9 likes
  4. Percival Thatcher

    He’s scoping out where to put the golf course.

    • #4
    • August 23, 2019, at 6:41 PM PST
    • 9 likes
  5. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt Post author

    @exjon – Jon made me do it.

    • #5
    • August 23, 2019, at 8:21 PM PST
    • 7 likes
  6. Doug Watt Member

    Wait a minute, is that guy standing next to Trump in the photo wearing fur.

    • #6
    • August 23, 2019, at 10:02 PM PST
    • 16 likes
  7. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member

    Doug Watt (View Comment):

    Wait a minute, is that guy standing next to Trump in the photo wearing fur.

    Now if only PETA could be convinced to protest him.

    • #7
    • August 23, 2019, at 10:45 PM PST
    • 3 likes
  8. Arahant Member

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I am doubled over laughing and can’t bear it. Trump and a White Nationalist.

    Polar bears are black. Their hairs are hollow and colorless, which, due to physics effects makes it look as if the hair is white, but they are all black.

    • #8
    • August 24, 2019, at 1:51 AM PST
    • 6 likes
  9. The Great Adventure! Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I am doubled over laughing and can’t bear it. Trump and a White Nationalist.

    Polar bears are black. Their hairs are hollow and colorless, which, due to physics effects makes it look as if the hair is white, but they are all black.

    That’s Color Shaming!

    • #9
    • August 24, 2019, at 4:14 AM PST
    • 8 likes
  10. Arahant Member

    The Great Adventure! (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I am doubled over laughing and can’t bear it. Trump and a White Nationalist.

    Polar bears are black. Their hairs are hollow and colorless, which, due to physics effects makes it look as if the hair is white, but they are all black.

    That’s Color Shaming!

    You should see the environmentalist polar bears.

    • #10
    • August 24, 2019, at 4:17 AM PST
    • 9 likes
  11. PHCheese Member

    Arahant (View Comment):
    Doctor Robert

    You mean sort of like a RINO Republican?

    • #11
    • August 24, 2019, at 5:37 AM PST
    • 4 likes
  12. Stad Thatcher

    What was Denmark’s response when he planted the US flag?

    • #12
    • August 24, 2019, at 5:51 AM PST
    • 7 likes
  13. Bishop Wash Member

    Stad (View Comment):

    What was Denmark’s response when he planted the US flag?

    • #13
    • August 24, 2019, at 5:58 AM PST
    • 3 likes
  14. Gary Robbins Reagan

    Why can’t I find this in the lame stream media? This is important information that all of us need to know!

    • #14
    • August 24, 2019, at 8:00 AM PST
    • 3 likes
  15. Henry Racette Contributor

    There’s a technical term used by foreign-policy wonks for this kind of high-level diplomatic visit. It’s called “kicking the tires.”

     

    • #15
    • August 24, 2019, at 8:54 AM PST
    • 5 likes
  16. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt Post author

    Arahant (View Comment):

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I am doubled over laughing and can’t bear it. Trump and a White Nationalist.

    Polar bears are black. Their hairs are hollow and colorless, which, due to physics effects makes it look as if the hair is white, but they are all black.

    It’s actually quite stranger than that…

    • #16
    • August 24, 2019, at 11:46 AM PST
    • 10 likes
  17. Doctor Robert Member

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I am doubled over laughing and can’t bear it. Trump and a White Nationalist.

    Polar bears are black. Their hairs are hollow and colorless, which, due to physics effects makes it look as if the hair is white, but they are all black.

    It’s actually quite stranger than that…

    Two belly laughs in one thread…best post ever.

    • #17
    • August 24, 2019, at 4:27 PM PST
    • 2 likes
  18. Clavius Thatcher

    What a hoot! Thanks for this!

    • #18
    • August 24, 2019, at 4:39 PM PST
    • 3 likes
  19. iWe Reagan
    iWe

    Arahant (View Comment):
    Polar bears are black. Their hairs are hollow and colorless, which, due to physics effects makes it look as if the hair is white, but they are all black.

    Nonsense. By definition, things are the color they appear.

    • #19
    • August 25, 2019, at 7:18 PM PST
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  20. Henry Racette Contributor

    iWe (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    Polar bears are black. Their hairs are hollow and colorless, which, due to physics effects makes it look as if the hair is white, but they are all black.

    Nonsense. By definition, things are the color they appear.

    The skin of the polar bear is black. But you can’t see the skin.

    • #20
    • August 25, 2019, at 7:26 PM PST
    • 2 likes
  21. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member

    Henry Racette (View Comment):

    iWe (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    Polar bears are black. Their hairs are hollow and colorless, which, due to physics effects makes it look as if the hair is white, but they are all black.

    Nonsense. By definition, things are the color they appear.

    The skin of the polar bear is black. But you can’t see the skin.

    *Message!*

    • #21
    • August 25, 2019, at 8:48 PM PST
    • 1 like