The Art of the Deal: Greenland Edition

 

Greenland in 10 years?

Donald Trump is eyeing the deal of the century. According to the Wall Street Journal, the President is interested in America purchasing the world’s largest island: Greenland.

The idea of the U.S. purchasing Greenland has captured the former real-estate developer’s imagination, according to people familiar with the discussions, who said Mr. Trump has, with varying degrees of seriousness, repeatedly expressed interest in buying the ice-covered autonomous Danish territory between the North Atlantic and Arctic oceans.

In meetings, at dinners and in passing conversations, Mr. Trump has asked advisers whether the U.S. can acquire Greenland, listened with interest when they discuss its abundant resources and geopolitical importance and, according to two of the people, has asked his White House counsel to look into the idea.

Some of his advisers have supported the concept, saying it was a good economic play, two of the people said, while others dismissed it as a fleeting fascination that will never come to fruition. It is also unclear how the U.S. would go about acquiring Greenland even if the effort were serious.

Caddy at Trump Kangilinnguit Golf Club and Casino.

Greenland is a massive chunk of land currently owned by Denmark, about one-fifth the size of the United States. The autonomously governing population is just 56,000 — so few people live there because most of what isn’t ice is bedrock. Even hearty Icelanders abandoned their settlements there centuries ago because it was impossible to sustain a self-reliant colony. Today, Denmark pays 60 percent of Greenland’s budget.

America already has a toehold on Greenland via Thule Air Base on a northwest corner of the island. But why would we want any more of the territory? The same reason we built that bleak Cold War outpost: national security.

China has sought more property in the Arctic and the Pentagon had to block three Chinese-funded airports on Greenland just last year. It would also provide a nice legacy for Trump since President Truman was unable to make the same deal.

And, let’s face it, Trump is a real estate guy. If he can get 836,000 square miles for a few billion, it’s worth it. The island looks like a wasteland now, but we can all see him rebranding the southwestern coast “Greenland’s Riviera” and building a golf course and casino.

What do you think: is buying Greenland a crazy idea or one worth considering?

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  1. Zafar Member
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    Buy them all, because: why not?

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  2. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    I’d love to see the USA expanded in my lifetime.

    However, we would then instantly have a Democratic stronghold. The population there is used to living on the government. They would soon demand statehood, and we would have to cave, including PR in that deal, and booom! 4 more Democrat Senators until the end of time, and 2 more Reps in the House, Democrat until the end of time.

    The population of Greenland is only 56,171.  That’s basically the same size as American Samoa, 55,519.  There would have to be a population boom before a U.S. Greenland could become a state.

    I heard recently that apparently one of the two Greenland cultures, the Dorset people, died out about 600 to 1100 years ago.  Although apparently, in 1903 a British whaling ship stopped by the last colony on an island in Hudson Bay.  One of the sailors was sick, and within months all the natives were dead.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorset_culture

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  3. The Scarecrow Thatcher
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Chris Campion (View Comment):

    Come on, Jon! This thing pays for itself in free campaign media.

    That said, if I’m buying an island, it’s one filled with hot babes.

    I think one just got ownerless.

    He said babes, not babies.

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  4. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):
    They would soon demand statehood, and we would have to cave

    We would?

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  5. Arahant Member
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    Zafar (View Comment):

    Buy them all, because: why not?

    We shall be going for whole continents next. Here we come, Australia!

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  6. Hang On Member
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    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw (View Comment):

    Zafar (View Comment):

    Party Poopers:

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/16/greenland-not-for-sale-trump-interest-in-purchasing

    Suggest you buy El Salvador and Honduras instead.

    Belize, if the internet’s claims about cheap real estate are to be believed.

    Plus they already speak English.

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  7. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    Chris Campion (View Comment):

    Why don’t we buy Greenland, rename it “Medicaid Island”, and everyone who wants free healthcare is perfectly free to go there and get healthy?

    Or at least, get out of my way while I’m driving to work?

     

    Buy Denmark too.  That’s the only Scandinavia/Nordic country without single-payer health care.  According to one survey Denmark is the only country in Europe with health care worse health care than the United Kingdom.

    According to International Monetary Fund and World Bank data, the United States is #8 when ranking countries by GDP per capita while Denmark is #9 on both lists:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita

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  8. ctlaw Coolidge
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    In exchange for Greenland, we forgive Denmark’s failure to live up to its NATO spending commitment for the last few decades.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-20/trump-s-nato-spending-demand-would-break-denmark-s-welfare-state

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  9. Seawriter Contributor
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    Can anyone name the last territory added to the United States? A hint: it was added after 1950.

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  10. Arahant Member
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    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Can anyone name the last territory added to the United States? A hint: it was added after 1950.

    The Moon? 😜

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  11. Front Seat Cat Member
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    I didn’t know it was for sale….but the first thing that came to mind was for national security and military advantage – so great idea.

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  12. Seawriter Contributor
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    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):
    The population of Greenland is only 56,171.

    The Northwest Ordinance requires a population of at least 60,000 before a territory can petition to become a state.

    If we do buy Greenland maybe we could convince the SJWs that if enough of them establish residence in Greenland that they can get their own SJW state. (Maybe name it Portlandia . . . ) If we are lucky we could get 20-50K of them to freeze their tushes up there.

    Since they are massively ignorant of history and law, we don’t have to tell them Congress has to approve the petition before they become a state, and is unlikely to permit a state with a population under 1 million. Just let them go up and freeze in the dark. (Because they are going to live in an environmentally-friendly way, right? Solar and wind power exclusively for electricity.)

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  13. Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… Member
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    We should buy Greenland and make it a part of Rhode Island, turning the smallest state into the largest state.

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  14. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    ctlaw (View Comment):

    In exchange for Greenland, we forgive Denmark’s failure to live up to its NATO spending commitment for the last few decades.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-20/trump-s-nato-spending-demand-would-break-denmark-s-welfare-state

    They were one of the few West European countries in the Coalition of the willing.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coalition_of_the_willing

    They do have a navy.  They have three destroyers.  Most NATO countries have zero.  France has 11, the UK has 6, Spain has 5, and Italy and the Netherlands each have 4.  Romania has 3, I guess, just to protect themselves from being Crimea-ized on the Black Sea.  NATO countries Germany, Turkey, and Canada don’t have any destroyers, and Canada had the fifth-largest naval surface fleet at the end of World War II.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Royal_Danish_Navy_ships

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  15. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    We should buy Greenland and make it a part of Rhode Island, turning the smallest state into the largest state.

    No, make it part of Guam or Puerto Rico just to be really confusing.

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  16. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    Hang On (View Comment):

    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw (View Comment):

    Zafar (View Comment):

    Party Poopers:

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/16/greenland-not-for-sale-trump-interest-in-purchasing

    Suggest you buy El Salvador and Honduras instead.

    Belize, if the internet’s claims about cheap real estate are to be believed.

    Plus they already speak English.

    No one Belize that.

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  17. Hang On Member
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    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Can anyone name the last territory added to the United States? A hint: it was added after 1950.

    Depends on what you mean by territory. There is disputed territory between Texas and Mexico added every once and a while when a decision is reached along the Rio Grande.

    Guam was the last territory organized and added though it had been in American hands since the Spanish-American War with a Japanese interlude.

     

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  18. Skyler Coolidge
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    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):

    ctlaw (View Comment):

    In exchange for Greenland, we forgive Denmark’s failure to live up to its NATO spending commitment for the last few decades.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-20/trump-s-nato-spending-demand-would-break-denmark-s-welfare-state

    They were one of the few West European countries in the Coalition of the willing.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coalition_of_the_willing

    They do have a navy. They have three destroyers. Most NATO countries have zero. France has 11, the UK has 6, Spain has 5, and Italy and the Netherlands each have 4. Romania has 3, I guess, just to protect themselves from being Crimea-ized on the Black Sea. NATO countries Germany, Turkey, and Canada don’t have any destroyers, and Canada had the fifth-largest naval surface fleet at the end of World War II.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Royal_Danish_Navy_ships

    I enjoyed working with the Danes when I was in Afghanistan.  Very professional.

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  19. Doug Watt Member
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    Nothing wrong with purchasing an unsinkable aircraft carrier. Between Iceland and Greenland you would be able to control the airspace over the North Atlantic. You would be able to deny Ivan the Viking a place to base short range fighter aircraft from reaching Canada, or the US.

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  20. Arahant Member
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    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    massively ignorant of history and law, we don’t have to tell them Congress has to approve the petition before they become a state, and is unlikely to permit

    It already has the longest official name.

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  21. SkipSul Inactive
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    And think of all that fresh water locked up in those glaciers. The Wacko-birds are always saying we’re going to run out of fresh water. Well, we’ll have our strategic ice reserve.

    Combined with Kentucky bourbon, we’d then our strategic cocktail bar reserve fully stocked at last.

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  22. ctlaw Coolidge
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    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):
    They do have a navy. They have three destroyers. Most NATO countries have zero. France has 11, the UK has 6, Spain has 5, and Italy and the Netherlands each have 4. Romania has 3, I guess, just to protect themselves from being Crimea-ized on the Black Sea. NATO countries Germany, Turkey, and Canada don’t have any destroyers, and Canada had the fifth-largest naval surface fleet at the end of World War II.

    Are the three ships destroyers or big frigates. Wiki says big frigates. Those other countries also have big frigates (pick your threshold 4500 tons, 5000, tons…). But you do not count other countries’ similar or larger ships as destroyers.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_German_Navy_ships

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Spanish_Navy_ships

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Italian_Navy_ships#Major_surface_combatants

    You are counting French FREMM as destroyers but not Italian FREMM

     

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  23. Arahant Member
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    Hang On (View Comment):
    Guam was the last territory organized and added though it had been in American hands since the Spanish-American War with a Japanese interlude.

    There was one much later, officially. As in during the Reagan Administration.

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  24. Gary Robbins Member
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    Doug Watt (View Comment):

    Nothing wrong with purchasing an unsinkable aircraft carrier. Between Iceland and Greenland you would be able to control the airspace over the North Atlantic. You would be able to deny Ivan the Viking a place to base short range fighter aircraft from reaching Canada, or the US.

    During World War Two, the U.K. invaded Iceland for strategic reasons, out of the fear of Germany getting there first and encircling the U.K., given that Germany had already invaded Norway.  The Brit’s were polite invaders and kept to themselves, leaving Iceland to govern themselves in all areas others than foreign affairs and military issues.  At the end of World War Two the Brits left.

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  25. Aaron Miller Inactive
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    I wonder if Greenlanders would have been more open to the idea if it was proposed by Obama. 

    Common objections among Greenlanders is considerable, but not really a deal breaker. The fact is that revolutions, annexations, and such never follow unanimous decisions.

    America was founded despite many Americans wishing to remain British citizens. Eskimos were not consulted when we bought Alaska only recently. Hawaii islanders still like to think of the islands as theirs, but there are happy Hawaiins on the mainland too now. 

    Perhaps Greenland would turn out more like Puerto Rico than Alaska. Closer than Hawaii, yet generally ignored by Americans. 

    In any case, the President could instead establish a treaty to accomplish our aims without conquest. If the Greenland economy becomes focused on American markets and largely operated by Americans over time, their tune might change. 

     

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  26. Gary Robbins Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    massively ignorant of history and law, we don’t have to tell them Congress has to approve the petition before they become a state, and is unlikely to permit

    It already has the longest official name.

    No.  The longest full name of a state is “The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.”

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  27. Skyler Coolidge
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    ctlaw (View Comment):

    The Cloaked Gaijin (View Comment):
    They do have a navy. They have three destroyers. Most NATO countries have zero. France has 11, the UK has 6, Spain has 5, and Italy and the Netherlands each have 4. Romania has 3, I guess, just to protect themselves from being Crimea-ized on the Black Sea. NATO countries Germany, Turkey, and Canada don’t have any destroyers, and Canada had the fifth-largest naval surface fleet at the end of World War II.

    Are the three ships destroyers or big frigates. Wiki says big frigates. Those other countries also have big frigates (pick your threshold 4500 tons, 5000, tons…). But you do not count other countries’ similar or larger ships as destroyers.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_German_Navy_ships

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Spanish_Navy_ships

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Italian_Navy_ships#Major_surface_combatants

    You are counting French FREMM as destroyers but not Italian FREMM

     

    The difference between a frigate and a destroyer or even cruiser is pretty vague, especially if you include different nations, which will have different standards.   

    For instance, one of my dad’s ships, USS Belknap, was a “destroyer leader” and later reclassified as a cruiser.  Ships that were once destroyers were reclassified as frigates.  The classifications are just names, and since the Washington Naval Treaty is no longer in force, there isn’t much consistency in classifying ships.

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  28. Arahant Member
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    massively ignorant of history and law, we don’t have to tell them Congress has to approve the petition before they become a state, and is unlikely to permit

    It already has the longest official name.

    No. The longest full name of a state is “The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.”

    Aaugh! It was the highlight bug. This is the reply I clicked on, but must have had the other words highlighted somewhere in the thread.

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    We should buy Greenland and make it a part of Rhode Island, turning the smallest state into the largest state.

     

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  29. Skyler Coolidge
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Doug Watt (View Comment):

    Nothing wrong with purchasing an unsinkable aircraft carrier. Between Iceland and Greenland you would be able to control the airspace over the North Atlantic. You would be able to deny Ivan the Viking a place to base short range fighter aircraft from reaching Canada, or the US.

    During World War Two, the U.K. invaded Iceland for strategic reasons, out of the fear of Germany getting there first and encircling the U.K., given that Germany had already invaded Norway. The Brit’s were polite invaders and kept to themselves, leaving Iceland to govern themselves in all areas others than foreign affairs and military issues. At the end of World War Two the Brits left.

    Not quite.  During WWII the Brits left and the Americans took over the base.  NAS Keflavik continued to operate until the 90’s if I’m not mistaken.  I lived there from 75-77.

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  30. Hang On Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    There was one much later, officially. As in during the Reagan Administration.

    Google says it’s the Northern Marianas. Who knew?

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