First Dem Debate Lineup Set

 

This will be the first debate where the lecterns are replaced with bleachers. Fill out your brackets now!

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  1. HeavyWater Inactive

    Anita Hill says she could see herself voting for Joe Biden. 

    Huh?

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    • June 13, 2019, at 4:14 PM PDT
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  2. Western Chauvinist Member

    I’ve heard the names of 18 out of 20 of those candidates. Can anyone top that??

    • #2
    • June 13, 2019, at 4:35 PM PDT
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  3. Gary Robbins Reagan

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    I’ve heard the names of 18 out of 20 of those candidates. Can anyone top that??

    All.

    • #3
    • June 13, 2019, at 4:39 PM PDT
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  4. Gary Robbins Reagan

    It is a shame and a pity that Montana Governor Steve Bullock barely missed it. He is perhaps the most sane of the 23. Unless the Dems nominate a socialist, they have a very good chance of winning in 2020. I would much rather a saner Dem.

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    • June 13, 2019, at 4:42 PM PDT
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  5. Richard Easton Member

    How many times will they say “white privilege” during the debates. Will they ever utter the word “tax” or will it always be replaced by “investment”.

    • #5
    • June 13, 2019, at 5:18 PM PDT
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  6. Vance Richards Member

    Unless they find a way to include Vermin Supreme (the boot-headed free pony guy) or Jimmy McMillan (the Rent is Too Damn High guy) I won’t be watching.

    • #6
    • June 13, 2019, at 7:11 PM PDT
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  7. DonG Coolidge

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):
    Unless the Dems nominate a socialist,

    That’s the trick.

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    • June 13, 2019, at 7:51 PM PDT
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  8. DonG Coolidge

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    How many times will they say “white privilege” during the debates. Will they ever utter the word “tax” or will it always be replaced by “investment”.

    I have my money on “cages” and “authoritarian”. 

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    • June 13, 2019, at 7:55 PM PDT
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  9. JosePluma Thatcher

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    I’ve heard the names of 18 out of 20 of those candidates. Can anyone top that??

    Yes. I’ve made fun of all of them. 

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    It is a shame and a pity that Montana Governor Steve Bullock barely missed it. He is perhaps the most sane of the 23. Unless the Dems nominate a socialist, they have a very good chance of winning in 2020. I would much rather a saner Dem.

    I’m sad Shelldon Thompson and Irving Smedlap didn’t make it.

    The loopy hick from Colorado got booed for saying socialism is a bad idea. Sooooo, Trump is going to win. 

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    • June 14, 2019, at 1:15 AM PDT
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  10. Stad Thatcher

    Richard Easton (View Comment):

    How many times will they say “white privilege” during the debates. Will they ever utter the word “tax” or will it always be replaced by “investment”.

    Sounds like we have a “buzzword bingo” card under development . . .

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    • June 14, 2019, at 6:33 AM PDT
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  11. Chris Campion Coolidge

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    I’ve heard the names of 18 out of 20 of those candidates. Can anyone top that??

    All.

    It was a joke, big fella.

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    • June 14, 2019, at 6:41 AM PDT
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  12. Chris Campion Coolidge

    I’d love to see a word cloud generated as the debate moves on, for key words (as others have noted above) that pop out of this mob’s mouth during the course of the “debate”. 

    Is there any word on Candace Crowley giving some key candidates the questions ahead of time? In between big bites on a doughnut?

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    • June 14, 2019, at 6:43 AM PDT
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  13. Franco Member

    Breaking news:

    The new debate format will use the set of the popular TV show Hollywood Squares. Voters will have to determine if they are telling the truth or lying.

    Mayor Pete will occupy the “center square” in homage to the late Paul Lynde.

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    • June 14, 2019, at 7:53 AM PDT
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  14. Western Chauvinist Member

    Chris Campion (View Comment):

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    I’ve heard the names of 18 out of 20 of those candidates. Can anyone top that??

    All.

    It was a joke, big fella.

    If you have to explain…. but, thanks Chris. 

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    • June 14, 2019, at 9:08 AM PDT
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  15. Barfly Member

    They all know that only Comrade Sanders and Old Retard have a chance at the Presidency, and they’re wrong about Sanders. The rest see the primary as a stepping stone to celebrity. 

    That means they can all win, just like they did back in school. Isn’t that nice

    (Cut me some slack. Vague approving murmurs are said to raise their oxytocin levels. It’s an experiment.)

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    • June 14, 2019, at 9:34 AM PDT
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  16. RyanFalcone Member

    The only way to win a debate like this is to be totally bonkers and we’re talking about a group of people who think Trump is literally Hitler…….literally. This is a group of people who want to kill babies. This is a group of people who get excited when a new gender is created. These people think having a certain type of sexual intercourse makes you a hero but being in law enforcement makes you evil.

    We used to fight wars to keep 3rd world countries from being ruled by people like this.

    We’ve had 2 -plus years of economic and foreign policy victories under Trump and no small percentage of the American populace will not even consider voting for Trump regardless of which of these lunatics ends up on top.

    Its time to face facts. This debate is going to be a caricature of what our culture has become. This is who we are and the only person poised to save us from it is Donald friggin’ Trump. 

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    • June 14, 2019, at 9:49 AM PDT
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  17. Barfly Member

    RyanFalcone (View Comment):
    Its time to face facts. This debate is going to be a caricature of what our culture has become. This is who we are and the only person poised to save us from it is Donald friggin’ Trump. 

    I’ll drink to that.

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    • June 14, 2019, at 9:52 AM PDT
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  18. Roberto, Crusty Old Timer Member

     

     

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    • June 14, 2019, at 10:09 AM PDT
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  19. Stad Thatcher

    On the bingo card:

    The word “Trump” has to be in the center.

    Runners up are “Collusion” and “Obstruction” . . .

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    • June 14, 2019, at 10:38 AM PDT
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  20. Barfly Member

    I’m going to prep for the debate by binge-watching Lie to Me. I plan to compare incidences of the deep concern face (eyebrows up, features round) vs. the angry emphatic face (eyebrows down, pointy face with teeth).

    But I’m in if y’all come up with a set of bingo cards. 

    • #20
    • June 14, 2019, at 12:30 PM PDT
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