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Happy Earth Day!
Today is Earth Day and, as is my habit, I intend to celebrate it, as I have every year, by spending the entire day on Earth.
Other than that, it’s business as usual. I’ll continue consuming our abundant natural resources at my normal rate. My Yukon gets 16 miles per gallon on a good day, less in city driving. (I drove in town today.) I took #5 son out to lunch: we went to Five Guys and ate cow.
Locally and globally, the planet is doing well. The places that are really miserable, ecologically speaking, are generally places where collectivists (socialists and their ilk) hold sway. We’re fortunate here in America to have well-defined property rights and an economic system that produces enough surplus to allow us to do inherently dirty things in a clean, if somewhat more expensive, way. That could change: the Green New Deal, for example, would put an end to both property rights and surpluses, and give us the crippled economy of a third world country and the ecological deterioration to match. (If it’s any consolation, the GND would at least replace the Affordable Care Act as the most ironically misnamed bit of nanny-state overreach.)
Enjoy the day. Go outside and appreciate this beautiful environment that the wealth of our free-market economy affords us.
And eat a steak.
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Earth day – enjoy it while you can, in 12 years it will all be gone!
I bought pants and took the dog to daycare. This evening I will drink beer and eat a steak. Three cheers for capitalism!!
A pox on the cynics. Every Earth Day I make a special effort to save the planet by making sure that I use the stop/start feature on my vehicle at stop lights to preserve fuel. You have to press down hard on the brake pedal, so it’s no mean feat (feet?). I will also run the light if at all possible, although that’s not Earth Day-specific. We have to do our part people.
I also emptied the dishwasher at work. That should count for something.
Every Earth Day I say, “Next year I’m going to display an aluminum Earth Day tree adorned with curly-fry lights.” I’ve forgotten to make preparations again this year, so next year “for sure.”
Disney has put its nature films on sale. Conspicuously absent are Walt’s old nature films made before humanity became villainous.
Yes, this is drive-thru and cheeseburger day. Go big and sloppy and thank earth when you are done.
I figure the steak I just ate means there’s one less cow standing out in a pasture farting and stinking up the atmosphere. I’m a hero right?
The founder of Earth Day, Ira Eichorn, killed and composted his girlfriend. So, male or female, and whatever your gender orientation, if you feel compelled to off your significant other on Earth Day, dispose of the body in an environmentally-sensitive way on Earth Day as a tribute to its founder.
Should I murder my girlfriend and compost her to get into the spirit of the first Earth Day’s master of ceremonies.
Here is the original 1970 Earth Day Cartoon from Walt Kelly:
We celebrate “Lights Out Day” by turning on every freakin’ light on our property. To hell with “Earth Day” . . .
Beat me to it! I was going to suggest a proper celebration is to turn on all the lights tonight to produce the maximum CO2 for the greening of the planet.
#Metoo.
At least you’ve got that on Jonah Goldberg.
A poem for Earth Day:
REINCARNATION
by Wallace McRae
“What does Reincarnation mean?”
A cowpoke asked his friend.
His pal replied, “It happens when
Yer life has reached its end.
They comb yer hair, and warsh yer neck,
And clean yer fingernails,
And lay you in a padded box
Away from life’s travails.”
“The box and you goes in a hole,
That’s been dug into the ground.
Reincarnation starts in when
Yore planted ‘neath a mound.
Them clods melt down, just like yer box,
And you who is inside.
And then yore just beginnin’ on
Yer transformation ride.”
“In a while, the grass’ll grow
Upon yer rendered mound.
Till some day on yer moldered grave
A lonely flower is found.
And say a hoss should wander by
And graze upon this flower
That once wuz you, but now’s become
Yer vegetative bower.”
“The posy that the hoss done ate
Up, with his other feed,
Makes bone, and fat, and muscle
Essential to the steed,
But some is left that he can’t use
And so it passes through,
And finally lays upon the ground
This thing, that once wuz you.”
“Then say, by chance, I wanders by
And sees this upon the ground,
And I ponders, and I wonders at,
This object that I found.
I thinks of reincarnation,
Of life and death, and such,
And come away concludin’: ‘Slim,
You ain’t changed, all that much.’”
Darn, I entirely forgot this neo-pagan holiday. There was a tire floating in an canal near my home the other week. I should have fished it out in preparation for Earth Day, it would have made the perfect burnt offering in the desert this evening.
I have received numerous packages from Amazon, Walmart and Bed Bath and Beyond this week, all packed to the hilt in cardboard boxes, bubble wrap and heavy wrapping paper. I will, however, do my part and put the paper stuff out for the recycle truck – even though the city probably can’t afford to recycle any more.
Aside from that I’m contemplating turning the AC on, even though it’s not quite hot enough yet.
Just do it! Think of the plants.
Made me wonder – how do they celebrate here?
Henry,
You go boy! Yessssss!!!
Regards,
Jim
Most any Bar Burger is better than Burger Fi. Burger Fi is better than 5 guys ( sells beer , for one thing ). 5 guys is better than almost any other fast food burger. And a nice steak is usually better than a burger.
I blew the pollen off my driveway with an electric leaf blower today. The massive white oaks in my yard will be grateful I’m sure.
Remember to set out milk and cookies tonight for Al Gore when he comes down the chimney to give you presents.
Does he still give out coal? Asking for a friend.
Relatively speaking.
If you are going to do it, do it in Washington.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/washington-could-become-first-state-legalize-human-composting-n952421
…………..okay. But do you recycle???
Sincerely wishing all of the Earth Day worshippers a blessed day!
And don’t forget that Earth Day is also Lenin’s birthday. Coincidence?