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  1. Hoyacon Member
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    @Hoyacon

    Slow on the uptake (View Comment):

    Kevin Schulte (View Comment):
    I don’t think he has a chance. Wrong skin tone, wrong sex, wrong sexual proclivity. Thats a progressive strike out.

    Oh, I dunno: He gets the Mexican and the Irish vote, doesn’t he?

    At least a subset of the Irish vote.

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  2. Henry Racette Member
    Henry Racette
    @HenryRacette

    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    I insist on calling him “Bobby,” since that was what he was universally called until he recently decided it was politically expedient to pretend to have some type of Hispanic connection.

    Exactly. Thank you.

    I’ll call him O’Rourke, Robert, or, occasionally, Robert Francis O’Rourke. I’m not going to call him “Beto,” because that’s too cute and sneaky.

    Same goes for Miss Ocasio-Cortez. These people are running on a platform of coolness. For a lot of them, that’s all they’ve got. Let’s not encourage it by using their cool nicknames.

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  3. Kozak Member
    Kozak
    @Kozak

    Kevin Schulte (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    We should stop calling him “Beto” and use his given name. Don’t go along with the sham of him being Hispanic . . .

    How about, Beto the wannabe Hispanic.

     

    Actually he seems to be a Beta.

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  4. Hoyacon Member
    Hoyacon
    @Hoyacon

    Campaign theme. Do it Robert!

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  5. Basil Fawlty Member
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    thelonious (View Comment):

    thelonious (View Comment):

    The wife sitting lovingly staring at her beau always creeps me out. Does that poll well?

    Speaking of spouses. If Beto went gay he’d win this election. I’m surprised the Dems don’t have a gay candidate yet. Imagine some middle aged slightly graying hunky looking dude named Jeff staring lovingly at Beto. He’d be irresistible.

    Angelo Carusone?

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  6. Hang On Member
    Hang On
    @HangOn

    Vanity Fair. Sums him up perfectly.

    Beto photographed for the April 2019 cover

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  7. Old Bathos Member
    Old Bathos
    @OldBathos

    If you are sick of candidates with a list of specific proposals or actual competence in some issue area, Beto is your guy.  He has locked up the Holden Caulfield vote because he is authentically undecided or even indifferent to policy specifics. 

    He has invited us to share in his process, his feelings as we move forward, together, somewhere, whatever.

    Some say he is running for VP, the young sidekick for some fossil like Joe or Bernie.  That fits because nobody cares what a VP thinks.

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  8. Full Size Tabby Member
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    @FullSizeTabby

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Kevin Schulte (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    We should stop calling him “Beto” and use his given name. Don’t go along with the sham of him being Hispanic . . .

    How about, Beto the wannabe Hispanic.

     

    Actually he seems to be a Beta.

    True. His assumed nickname provides a useful platform for a more fitting nickname. 

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  9. Hang On Member
    Hang On
    @HangOn

    Old Bathos (View Comment):

    If you are sick of candidates with a list of specific proposals or actual competence in some issue area, Beto is your guy. He has locked up the Holden Caulfield vote because he is authentically undecided or even indifferent to policy specifics.

    He has invited us to share in his process, his feelings as we move forward, together, somewhere, whatever.

    Some say he is running for VP, the young sidekick for some fossil like Joe or Bernie. That fits because nobody cares what a VP thinks.

    You understand why that is perfect for Democrats though – the party is made of factions that don’t agree on policy. At all. A personality is the thing that can unite them. Obama did it. Hilary couldn’t.

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  10. Suspira Member
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    thelonious (View Comment):

    The wife sitting lovingly staring at her beau always creeps me out. Does that poll well?

    How about the guy going on trial for some white-collar infraction invariably walking into the courthouse holding hands with his wife? That’s a sure sign he’s guilty.

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  11. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    Suspira (View Comment):

    thelonious (View Comment):

    The wife sitting lovingly staring at her beau always creeps me out. Does that poll well?

    How about the guy going on trial for some white-collar infraction invariably walking into the courthouse holding hands with his wife? That’s a sure sign he’s guilty.

    The guy is holding his wife’s hand because she needs two to strangle him with . . .

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  12. David Carroll Thatcher
    David Carroll
    @DavidCarroll

    I’m surprised he did not make the announcement from the dentist’s chair.

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  13. Scott Wilmot Member
    Scott Wilmot
    @ScottWilmot

    His video makes a perfect satire video of all that the Dems hold dear. As for the greatest challenge in living memory – that would be someone taking Robert Francis (Beta) O’Rourke seriously. Pair him with Biden and you would have the most manic pair of running mates ever.

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  14. The (apathetic) King Prawn Inactive
    The (apathetic) King Prawn
    @TheKingPrawn

    For dems tired of all the crazies he may be just the blank slate needed on which to write their newest hopes and dreams.

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  15. Doctor Robert Member
    Doctor Robert
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    Moderator Note:

    Vulgar

    What’s with the Dams and their onomatopoetic names?

    Beto is a beta male.

    Kamala looks like a camel.

    [redacted]

    your turn…

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  16. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    What’s with the Dams and their onomatopoetic names?

    Beto is a beta male.

    Kamala looks like a camel.

    [redacted].

    your turn…

    Biden is biding his time . . .

    Hickenlooper is a sickened trooper . . .

    Spartacus ain’t on par with us . . .

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  17. The (apathetic) King Prawn Inactive
    The (apathetic) King Prawn
    @TheKingPrawn

    I retract my previous statement. Judging by the headlines on my facebook feed he’s gone full lefty. 

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  18. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    In the announcement video, I thought it was creepy how “Beto”‘s wife stared at him with such slavish fixation and a kind of besotted adoring grin for the first several minutes. She only looks at the camera twice, with a look that seems to be saying, “Wow, isn’t he amazing! I’m so lucky — and you can be too!” before her focus returns to him.

    And that’s where his focus is too. He never even looks at her as she bounces up and down on the couch with the force of his hand waving while she’s clinging to him like that. 

    It is way too much. Totally unnatural feeling. I’m trying to imagine Melania ever looking at Trump that way. Or me looking at my husband like that for that long.

    <Chortle chortle snort snort.>

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  19. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    Some of you might enjoy Piers Morgan’s take on the announcement: “Beto O’Rourke is a deluded loser running on a ticket of lies, hypocrisy and the vote-destroying message that all Americans are about to die.”

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  20. Skyler Coolidge
    Skyler
    @Skyler

    I finally forced myself to watch the video.  I think criticism of his wife is a bit much.  She just sits there with a pleasant smile, most of the time, a little bit of boredom she tries to politely hide, and an occasional big smile of excitement.  I have no problem with her and I think criticism of her goes a bit too far.

    He, however, comes off as a empty headed shell repeating slogans that are even emptier.  The lack of depth in what he’s saying forces his very odd gestures which have no relation to the words he is using.

    Giving his spiel from a bouncy couch was probably unwise.  The producer should have shored that couch up so that it didn’t bounce.  I think much of the criticism of the wife comes from her bouncing while he is gesticulating so vigorously and vacuously.

    For those criticizing the wife, tell me this:  How was she supposed to behave?  More bored?  Somber? Nah, she was fine.

    Attcking him and his ideas should be the focus, not on his (somewhat) innocent spouse.

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  21. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    Skyler (View Comment):

    For those criticizing the wife, tell me this: How was she supposed to behave? More bored? Somber? Nah, she was fine.

     

    I would like to answer by saying that she should not have been there in the first place. I criticize not only the wife but the husband and the handlers who thought it would look good to have her bouncing on the couch. Did they not do a run-through? Why did they decide to do it this way?

    If she had not been in the entire video, she would not have had to act so unnaturally for such an extended period.

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  22. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    Skyler (View Comment):

    Attcking him and his ideas should be the focus, not on his (somewhat) innocent spouse.

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):
    “Beto O’Rourke is a deluded loser running on a ticket of lies, hypocrisy and the vote-destroying message that all Americans are about to die.”

     

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  23. Slow on the uptake Coolidge
    Slow on the uptake
    @Chuckles

    Joshua Bissey (View Comment):

    Like many others, it was LOL when I first saw this.  It could be, I have discovered, a litmus test:  Liberal friends don’t get the joke at all.

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  24. Basil Fawlty Member
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    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):

    Skyler (View Comment):

    For those criticizing the wife, tell me this: How was she supposed to behave? More bored? Somber? Nah, she was fine.

     

    I would like to answer by saying that she should not have been there in the first place. I criticize not only the wife but the husband and the handlers who thought it would look good to have her bouncing on the couch. Did they not do a run-through? Why did they decide to do it this way?

    If she had not been in the entire video, she would not have had to act so unnaturally for such an extended period.

    It went better than the Kevin McCluskey interview in The Last Hurrah.

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  25. Joshua Bissey Inactive
    Joshua Bissey
    @TheSockMonkey

    Slow on the uptake (View Comment):

    Joshua Bissey (View Comment):

    Like many others, it was LOL when I first saw this. It could be, I have discovered, a litmus test: Liberal friends don’t get the joke at all.

    I find that fascinating.

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  26. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):
    “Beto”‘s wife stared at him with such slavish fixation and a kind of besotted adoring grin for the first several minutes.

    “Besotted” may be the only way she can tolerate him . . .

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  27. Buckpasser Member
    Buckpasser
    @Buckpasser

    Who is this Beta O’Dork person everyone is talking about??

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  28. Mark Wilson Inactive
    Mark Wilson
    @MarkWilson

    To his credit, he at least paid lip servive to American Exceptionalism. 

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  29. Mark Wilson Inactive
    Mark Wilson
    @MarkWilson

    Stad (View Comment):

    thelonious (View Comment):
    Imagine some middle aged slightly graying hunky looking dude named Jeff staring lovingly at Beto. He’d be irresistible.

    Jeff would need a Hispanic nickname too . . .

    El Jefe

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  30. Doctor Robert Member
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    @DoctorRobert

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    What’s with the Dams and their onomatopoetic names?

    Beto is a beta male.

    Kamala looks like a camel.

    [redacted as vulgar]

    your turn…

    Hey, Moderator, tell me you didn’t think the same thing that I did, upon learning that Mr Buttigieg is gay.  C’mon.  It can’t be denied.

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