A Report from the DNC Convention Planning Committee

 

A recent meeting of the DNC Planning Committee for the 2020 Democratic Party Convention was held at the Marriott Marquis Hotel in Washington, DC. The planning committee discussed the various attributes and logistical challenges of finalist cities in the running to host the convention, as well as other topics on proposed stage designs, the size and shape of the speaker’s podium, and the placement and material to be used for the statue of Moloch where the live human child sacrifice would take place.

There was final agreement that it was necessary that the statue be much more solid and impressive than the ancient Greek temple backdrop for Barack Obama’s 2008 acceptance speech at Denver’s Invesco Stadium but also be made of recyclable materials and definitely not plastic which could end up further polluting the oceans.

One innovative idea was offered up that the statue incorporate an animatronic mechanism that would move its arms to receive and then hold aloft the newborn child before the sacrifice took place. Some on the planning committee voiced concern that such a mechanism would have to be tested with live infants during rehearsals prior to the live telecast to make sure that the “living” statue wouldn’t accidentally drop the child before it crushed it to death and to make sure that cameras around the convention center had optimal viewing angles to telecast the sacrifice.

After confirming with a representative of Planned Parenthood that locations in each finalist city would be happy to provide the necessary newborns for the rehearsals and the final televised sacrifice; and after a Hollywood production company was chosen to construct the Moloch statue, the meeting was adjourned. Every member of the committee seemed quite pleased that they had made some substantial progress.

The preceding may be satire…or not.

There are 31 comments.

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  1. Scott Wilmot Member

    • #1
    • February 26, 2019, at 10:47 AM PDT
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  2. Larry3435 Member

    Did no one consider the carbon footprint of the animatronic statue? Obviously it needs to be wind powered.

    • #2
    • February 26, 2019, at 10:55 AM PDT
    • 11 likes
  3. Mate De Inactive

    Elizabeth Warren tweeted out how Republicans put up a bill to impede “women’s health”. Nice try, LIZ!!! The baby is no longer in the woman’s body so has nothing to do with her “health”.

    I can’t believe they are trying to use the same euphemisms to justify, their evil. The baby is born and to let the baby die of neglect is manslaughter at the very least. But they are still going to try to paint this as a women’s issue. But most people aren’t buying it. I think the Dems are going to pay a big price for their position on infanticide.

    Well, I hope these lukewarm Pro-Choice folks see where their position can lead.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 11:03 AM PDT
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  4. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt Post author

    This was an earlier proposal to the committee for the functionality of the Moloch statue but many felt that seeing the child throughout the sacrifice as it was being crushed to death was more important and eliminated any doubts that special effects were being employed leaving the child still living. One committee member said that since the Smollett incident, Americans were quite sensitive about hoaxes and needed to see the real thing:

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    • February 26, 2019, at 11:28 AM PDT
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  5. Manny Member

    What is interesting is that just under half of the DNC are pagan devil worshipers and just under half are atheists, with a small but growing minority as Muslims. You wonder how they get along but that is easily answerable. All three groups have at the heart of their agenda the collapse of western civilization.

    • #5
    • February 26, 2019, at 1:04 PM PDT
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  6. RyanFalcone Member

    May I place a request?

    If you are going to write a sarcastic post about how insane the Democrats are, please have the degree of insanity be a little more distant from reality so as to avoid inciting confusion and fear. You know, something along the lines of “Democrats seek lowering voting age to 16 while legalizing abortion to 18 years: Cite huge advantages in deceased voting”. OK, maybe my example was no better.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 1:11 PM PDT
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  7. Vance Richards Member

    The pastor at my church does mention Moloch every now and then when talking about America’s abortion issue and abortion supporters are showing a religious type zeal.

    Mate De (View Comment):
    Elizabeth Warren tweeted out how Republicans put up a bill to impede “women’s health”. Nice try, LIZ!!! The baby is no longer in the woman’s body so has nothing to do with her “health”.

    The child is out, the cord is cut, this is no longer a “women’s health” issue. It would seem that even Pro-Lifers should have no problem admitting that. I guess the problem is, if they admit it would be murder now, someone might ask, “then why wasn’t it OK five minutes ago?” Either that or they just like killing babies.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 1:16 PM PDT
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  8. Old Buckeye Member

    I’m probably naive to think this, but I can’t figure out what would be so difficult about having an adoption agent on hand to rescue born alive babies. Or for that matter, why can’t the pro-life forces stand by during any late-term abortion, let the doctor deliver the baby naturally, not with the brutal methods, and hand it over? Why is this concept not part of the equation? Eliminating the baby from the woman’s life/responsibility is one thing and I realize the law allows that; making sure it’s dead is something else.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 1:19 PM PDT
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  9. James Gawron Thatcher

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    This was an earlier proposal to the committee for the functionality of the Moloch statue but many felt that seeing the child throughout the sacrifice as it was being crushed to death was more important and eliminated any doubts that special effects were being employed leaving the child still living. One committee member said that since the Smollett incident, Americans were quite sensitive about hoaxes and needed to see the real thing:

    Brian,

    Wasn’t this part of the Oscars that I missed the other night? Didn’t GaGa do a song and dance number based on this?

    I’m just not paying attention.

    Regards,

    Jim

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    • February 26, 2019, at 2:14 PM PDT
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  10. OkieSailor Member

    Old Buckeye (View Comment):

    I’m probably naive to think this, but I can’t figure out what would be so difficult about having an adoption agent on hand to rescue born alive babies. Or for that matter, why can’t the pro-life forces stand by during any late-term abortion, let the doctor deliver the baby naturally, not with the brutal methods, and hand it over? Why is this concept not part of the equation? Eliminating the baby from the woman’s life/responsibility is one thing and I realize the law allows that; making sure it’s dead is something else.

    Because that would do nothing for population control, one of the never discussed reasons why is popular with the left. 

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    • February 26, 2019, at 2:21 PM PDT
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  11. Brian Wolf Coolidge

    One thing that frustrates me in satire like this from Christians is the grace extended to our enemies. Why go so soft on them? Really hit their brutality on this…

     

    The only thing missing was the committee to make sure that 60% of the babies would need to be minority children to make sure the world understood how important minorities are to the Democratic party and that abortion is not just a “white” woman’s issue.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 2:56 PM PDT
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  12. ST Inactive
    ST

    Manny (View Comment):

    What is interesting is that just under half of the DNC are pagan devil worshipers and just under half are atheists, with a small but growing minority as Muslims. You wonder how they get along but that is easily answerable. All three groups have at the heart of their agenda the collapse of western civilization.

    RicoComment of the Week.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 3:28 PM PDT
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  13. ST Inactive
    ST

    Brian Wolf (View Comment):

    One thing that frustrates me in satire like this from Christians is the grace extended to our enemies. Why go so soft on them? Really hit their brutality on this…

     

    The only thing missing was the committee to make sure that 60% of the babies would need to be minority children to make sure the world understood how important minorities are to the Democratic party and that abortion is not just a “white” woman’s issue.

    RicoComment of the Month.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 3:31 PM PDT
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  14. Doug Watt Member

    It probably eases the pain of having to cancel the plan to hold the 2020 Democrat Convention in Caracas.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 4:38 PM PDT
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  15. Fredösphere Member

    Moloch-Baal 2020. Feel the burn.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 4:56 PM PDT
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  16. Nanda "Chaps" Panjan… Inactive

    Scott Wilmot (View Comment):

    These are not Catholics-in-fact; they are “Catholics-in-name (to themselves) only”.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 4:57 PM PDT
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  17. Nanda "Chaps" Panjan… Inactive

    Brian, [long, low whistle] is all I can say…

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    • February 26, 2019, at 4:58 PM PDT
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  18. Doug Watt Member

    Nanda "Chaps" Panjan… (View Comment):

    Scott Wilmot (View Comment):

    These are not Catholics-in-fact; they are “Catholics-in-name (to themselves) only”.

    CAINO – Catholics In Name Only.

     

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    • February 26, 2019, at 5:01 PM PDT
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  19. Nanda "Chaps" Panjan… Inactive

    Welcome aboard, Cdl. Vigano….

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    • February 26, 2019, at 5:11 PM PDT
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  20. Manny Member

    ST (View Comment):

    Manny (View Comment):

    What is interesting is that just under half of the DNC are pagan devil worshipers and just under half are atheists, with a small but growing minority as Muslims. You wonder how they get along but that is easily answerable. All three groups have at the heart of their agenda the collapse of western civilization.

    RicoComment of the Week.

    Thanks. :)

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    • February 26, 2019, at 5:29 PM PDT
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  21. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt Post author

    Nanda "Chaps" Panjan… (View Comment):

    Welcome aboard, Cdl. Vigano….

    Abp. actually.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 5:43 PM PDT
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  22. Nanda "Chaps" Panjan… Inactive

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    Nanda "Chaps" Panjan… (View Comment):

    Welcome aboard, Cdl. Vigano….

    Abp. actually.

    I sit corrected, your Grace: still, welcome.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 5:47 PM PDT
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  23. T-Fiks Member

    Old Buckeye (View Comment):

    I’m probably naive to think this, but I can’t figure out what would be so difficult about having an adoption agent on hand to rescue born alive babies. Or for that matter, why can’t the pro-life forces stand by during any late-term abortion, let the doctor deliver the baby naturally, not with the brutal methods, and hand it over? Why is this concept not part of the equation? Eliminating the baby from the woman’s life/responsibility is one thing and I realize the law allows that; making sure it’s dead is something else.

    Seriously, what makes abortion and even infanticide a better option for a pregnant mom than delivering the baby and then relinquishing the baby and ones parental rights to an adoption agency?
    Could it be the notion of a having biological child out there somewhere that is part of someone else’s family? Could the experience of leaving the anesthetic cocoon in the operating room to sign papers and formally relinquish ones child somehow be more painful than getting it “all” over with while still on the operating table?

    Somebody help me out here. My own guess is that, once a woman makes the decision to abort her child and enter the clinic, the die is cast. When confronted with a viable baby, she’s traumatized, she’s drugged, and there’s no one in the room to help her realistically weigh her options.
    Even if we disregard the welfare of the new baby, this is inhumane.

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    • February 26, 2019, at 7:40 PM PDT
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  24. Manny Member

    T-Fiks (View Comment):
    Seriously, what makes abortion and even infanticide a better option for a pregnant mom than delivering the baby and then relinquishing the baby and ones parental rights to an adoption agency?

    It’s the inconvenience of going through with the pregnancy. Personally I think that’s down right evil.

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    • February 27, 2019, at 4:11 AM PDT
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  25. Yehoshua Ben-Eliyahu Coolidge

    It’s worth noting that this is another area where leftists and Muslims have a meeting of the minds. The only difference is that leftists kill their children early, in the womb or (now) even as full grown babies emerging from it, whereas Muslims kill their children later, either by using them as human shields or by strapping explosives on them and sending them out on suicide missions.

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    • February 27, 2019, at 5:07 AM PDT
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  26. Front Seat Cat Member

    There’s gonna be hell to pay – no pun intended. I really fear for my country – we have had terrible weather events in recent months and years – you can’t help but hold your breath – 

     

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    • February 27, 2019, at 6:45 AM PDT
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  27. Kozak Member

    Fredösphere (View Comment):

    Moloch-Baal 2020. Feel the burn.

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    • February 27, 2019, at 7:29 AM PDT
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  28. DrewInWisconsin, Thought Leader Member

    Waiting to hear from the “principled conservatives” who tell us it’s our moral duty to vote for Democrats.

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    • February 27, 2019, at 8:12 AM PDT
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  29. Nanda "Chaps" Panjan… Inactive

    Front Seat Cat (View Comment):

    There’s gonna be hell to pay – no pun intended. I really fear for my country – we have had terrible weather events in recent months and years – you can’t help but hold your breath –

     

    For the world, FSC, not just for us…”If my people will pray…”.

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    • February 27, 2019, at 9:17 AM PDT
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  30. Manny Member

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Fredösphere (View Comment):

    Moloch-Baal 2020. Feel the burn.

    LOL. Where did you find that?

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    • February 27, 2019, at 2:52 PM PDT
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