El Web Sito Obamacare Es Written en Spanglish

 

Presidente Obama y su personnel de la White House have launchar un websito del Obamacare en español. “¿Viva Obama?” Not so fasto.

El sito releasando muchos días late y it is un Disastero Grande, just like el sito Inglés. El Associado Press accusa la Administracción del Obama of using “Spanglish, not Spanish.” ¡Que lastima!

Translacións en la health mercado estan muy crapo y tenga glitchos multiplos. Uno latino navigator en Miami habla that CuidadoDeSalud.gov sounde like caca totalismo. He loada el sito por his amigos y was superembarassada.

Los state exchangos also tengan muchas problemas. Immigrantes en California hablan chistes about la language estupido. “El Presidente has huevos rancheros on el face” said leaders Latinos. “At least Presidente Bush habla español. Barack Obama not even habla ig-pay atin-lay.”

El White House promisa that el sito’s translados es muy accurato. Estan loco. Yo hope Obama’s español es muy better than mi español. ¡Sí se puede!

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    @JimmyCarter

    What, no ebonics?

    Discrimination, indeed.

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    @CrowsNest

    This makes my day. Nicely done, Jon.

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    Remind me again, how do you say “Cinco de Quattro” in Austrian?

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    @FrankSoto

    That took commitment Jon.  Well done.

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    @danys

    Hilarious!

    Happy you didn’t accidentally use “embarazada”. Although ObamaCare’s women’s health requirements strive to reduce that condition.

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    @ColinBLane

    Muy funny [editaran por contento].

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    @JohnDavey
    Pero, por supuesto. Si como su plan, usted puede mantener su plan de.Muy loco.
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    @drlorentz
    Colin B Lane: Muy funny mierda.

    El código de conducto! Ay caramba.

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    @drlorentz

    Jon Gabriel, su parody es muy bueno.

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    @MarionEvans

     

    drlorentz

    Colin B Lane: Muy funny mierda.

    El código de conducto! Ay caramba. · 0 minutes ago

    Donde esta el outrageo?

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    Gracias, los Ricocheros. Yo soy contento that ustedes appreciando mi reportage seriouso.

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    @WhiskeySam

    L’horreur!

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    @Charlotte

    Might be my new posto favorito on Ricochet, ever.

    “Translacións en la health mercado estan muy crapo y tenga glitchos multiplos.”

    Hahahaha!!

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    @JustineOlawsky
    By the time I got here “El Presidente has huevos rancheros on el face”,mi pantalones estan almoste agua de la pi-pi.

    Muchas, muchas gracias!

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    @MarionEvans

    This parody account on Twitter makes light of Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. https://twitter.com/ElBloombito

    A tweet from earlier today: Yo soy honoredo that Presidente Obamba que appointedo mi as el officialo translator de Españish para el Obambacare websitero. Si can puede!

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    @TommyDeSeno

    Everyone stop.  I can’t even get the jokes.

    I failed Spanish in high school twice.   Like a good future lawyer, I talked them into giving me an extra science to make up for it.

    They bought it.

    I’ve alwasys felt good about that.

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    @TommyDeSeno

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one:

    A poll was taken in Arizona, asking if the people thought illegal immigration was a problem.

    30% said yes.

    70% said, “No es un problema.”

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    @drlorentz
    Tommy De Seno: Everyone stop.  I can’t even get the jokes.

    Los gringos pueden utilisar el Google Translate si quieren. Es un pequeño milagro.

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    @Lance

    Reminds me of my days selling computers and car stereos at Sears in Tuscon Az to Mexican nationals up from Nogales back in college. I mean, they must have been Mexican nationals…because they spoke such good Spanish, and my Spanish was level 102 at the time. Nice to see the writers of the site are able to accomplish as much as I did as well as I with second semester college Spanish. I was muy bueno at selling Packard Bell 486 DX’s. The 250 MB hard drives sold themselves in any language.

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    @dicentra

    Ese momento cuando montas un sitio de red y te das cuenta que está mal escroto.

    What?

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    @FredWilliams

    HA! Muy bien!

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    @TotusPorcus

    How did ex-mayor Bloomberg hack into Jon’s Ricochet account?

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    @Snirtler

    I should be embarazada que yo comprendo Spanglish muy bien or not.

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    @ADPEfferson

    HAHAHAHAHAHA (breath) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *sniff* 

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    @JohnnyDubya

    ¿Porque esta un Obamacare sito en una lengua que no es ingles?  Si yo immigrado, legalmente o illegalmente, a–por ejemplo–Austria, yo no expecto que el “Austriacare” sito usa el ingles.  Yo aprendo Austriano.

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    @LockeOn

    Este un hoot.

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    @GLDIII

    Had to close the office door for this one.  Got to use the “Disastero Grande” reference in a status meeting.

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    @SimonTemplar

    ¡So entonces creo que usted es un perfecto loco del coco!  Mi esposa just asked me what I was laughing about (she heard me from downstairs) and I tried to read this to her, but was laughing before I finished the title and completely unintelligible by the time I got to not so fasto.  Laughed ’till I cried – muchas thank yous.

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    Jon Gabriel, Ed.

     He loada el sito por his amigos y was superembarassada.

    How did he get pregnant? Didn’t he make it to the local convent in time for the free birth control distribution event?

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